Contest: Ask a Stupid Question !!! - Page 6

Is it a Joke???????????????? 😳 Naheee Ekta ki soap hey...... 😕

Do vampires get AIDS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!huh....OMG Do u have!!!😕

Who killed the Dead Sea?.........Mere uncle ne!!!!😕😉

Is this post boring?--is it stupid question!!!???😕

Thanks for the nice post.

That was funny question and answers that I enjoyed reading them.

Here are some from me:

A person was asked:

Q: What is your DOB?
A: June 20.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

A woman was asked:

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you
when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Ginna?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Sara.

A woman was asked about her friend:

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

A woman was asked:

Q: How was your first marriage was terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

A witness was asked:

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or female?

A woman was asked:

Q: So the date of conception(of the baby)was July 11th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

A Student was told:

Q: All your responses MUST be oral,OK?
A: Yes.
Q: What school did you go to?
A: Oral.

A Doctor was asked:

Q: How many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Originally posted by: Magno

This is really good, and a very common one:)

Here's my try:

It's a shop I visit few times a week, it's only selling ONE type of bread and absolutely nothing else. But every single time I go there the shopkeeper(s) always asks: 'Welcome Miss, is there anything we can do to help?'

Give me some pocket money? I just wish they ask how many pieces of bread I want instead.

hahaha

abhi on tuesday, I went to Popeyes (Halal version of KFC) and the casher was like " you want to buy something??"

the tone was as if I went to a museum or a zoo and asked the owner that i want to but something from here. lolzzz

I had too many answers, but couldn't say anything. coz i was trying to stop my laugh. lolzz

woiee nice topic 😛

well wen m online my bro cums n asks me

Q.omg the internet is working uh???
A.DUHHH(no no i hv sum magic na without the internet connection m working onlines i hv su magical modem or sumthing) 😆

luv ya
roshni
xxxxx

In IF write all offencive things then in last they put....******NO OFFENCE******* 😕

ab kya baki hey !!!!!

Does India have TV?
No. We only have cable.😕

Are all Indians vegetarian?
Yes. Even tigers are vegetarian in India.😕

Why do you sometimes wear Indian clothes to work?
I prefer it to coming naked.😉

Nice post 👏 👏
Good Job everyone 👏

here are some:
Some arent common though

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Situation: The person had a hair cut, next day at school
Question: Did you have a hair cut?
Answer: Nah, i pulled my hair of, coz i was angry
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Situation: i'm on India forums
Question: Are you on India- forums?
Answer: Nah, it just looks like it
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Situation: A girl has a Birthday Badge on
Question: Is it yur Birthday?
Answer: Nah, its my friends birthday, so im wearing it
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Situation: Watching tv, Kareena comes on tv
Question: sis/bro says, Is that Kareena?
Answer: Nah, its Aishawarya Rai
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Situation: showing your friend Akshay Khanna and Bipasha on tv,
Question: Which one is Bipasha?
Answer: The one that looks like a boy
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Situation: your writing on a a card Happy anniversary on a card for a married couple
Question: Are they married?
Answer: Nah,im writing Happy Anniversary coz i feel like it

😊
Love Payal 😛

**sorry double post** 😕

lol... great excuse for me to bring out my real corniness 😆

the person's been sneezing for the whole day, blowing their nose

Q: Are you sick?
A: No, I'm constantly melting inside

The person got a manicure

Q: Did you get a manicure done?
A: No... my nails broke, but they broke so perfectly 😳 Even the dead cuticles fell off

wowww nice contest 🤗

Q. some one ask to a married lady What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog.

A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.