Contest: Ask a Stupid Question !!! - Page 7

It looks like every one is enjoying the topic.

Here are some other from me.

A woman was asked by her employer:

Q: Is your appearance here this morning to a deposition
noice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

At a court room a doctor was asked:

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8.30 p.m.
Q: And Mr Den was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was
doing an autopsy.

At a court room a doctor was asked:

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood presure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive
when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be sure , Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive,
Neverthless?
A: Yes, It is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law somewhere.

At court a woman was asked:

Q: Do you Know if your daughter has ever been involved
in Voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do. Yes Voodoo.

^Great Topic and Funny questions...

I have experienced some of these...

Will edit my post...can't think now... 😳

When u're driving and someone asks are we there now?
Yh tht's why I'm still driving

When u're at the bus stop and someone comes up and asks 'Hasn't the bus come yet?'
Ummm... yh it did but I fancied catching the next one... obviously the bus hasn't come tht's y I'm here

When someone asks for the time and points at their wrist
Hmmm... yh... I wore my watch this morning like every other morning but then I banged my head on the wall and couldn't remember where exactly I tied it so thanx for letting me know I really appreciate it

😭Got PM

Your questions are stupid!!!! 😕
Sorry I thot it was SRGMP debate.. 😕

Dont stand in front of my back!!!!!!!!! huh kyaaaaaaaaaaa????

Meri izzat ki naak cut gayee!!!????😭 pair tho nahe naaa😉

Why do you middle middle talk?😛 u mean beech main!!!

Meri friend ne mere dil ka piece pice banadiya

one types of silly joke it is
girl:after going {home }can u give me a ring
boy: which types of do u want diamond ring ,gold ring
(the girl was excepting from boy that he shuld call her)

Why Bombay is now Mumbay?

Some from my side:

1. "Oh did you get a hair cut?"
"No, since it's fall, the trees have given me the contract to shed this season instead of them."

2. Someone comes home, "Oh you are home?"
"No, I am still in office, it's just my ghost that you are seeing."

3. Someone is working on her new computer, "Did you buy a laptop?"
"No, I actually stole it from a Thrift store."

I can't wreck my brain anymore.. Will post some later if I come up with any. 😛

if someone you know meets you at a cinema hall.
"hey what are you doing here."
cricket match dekhne aaye hai.arre yaar what does one DO at a cinema hall except watch a movie.
this is really the dumbest question ever.

one more-if some aunty sees a kid after some years-
"my god kitne bade ho gaye ho"???
kid wanting to say "Aap bhi to budhhe ho gaye ho"

does the light always go when its night cause i cant see the sun at night 😆...