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Hi guys...
This comic peice is for my lovely...ans shweetu sisy Sagi🤗
This can be considered to start after Khalid demands he wants to be kidnapped too in her os: lose some weight
KaYa OS:
Ananya and hers friends were giggling...
R: abey Tu na sachchi ki paagal hai...kabir sir ka expression dekha tha...he was like abhi apna Sar peetenge deewaar pe...
T: yaar tum sab bohot bure ho mujhe aloo ke parathe bhi nahi diye...
A: arrey meri ma...ma ko boldungi ok?
Suddenly Malvika came running and said...
M: guys...kisi ne Khalid ko dekha?
Ro: ha Vo kuch actors ko hire kiya tha unka fake kidnap karvaane...par...
M: I know Ronnie...unhi ka phone tha...batane ke liye ki woh thoda late hojayenge...phir kaise...
Just then...Malvika got a call...she put it on speaker by mistake...
C: sun tera Vo Khalid...mere kabze mein hai...agar usse choodaana chahti hai toh apne baap ko bol 3 crore rupeye tayyar rakhe...
M: hello...hello...Kon ho Tum?...Khalid kaha hai...?
The call had ended...
S: one teri! Yaha nakli ki jagah asli kidnapping hogayi...
A: chup kar sunny...tujhe mazaak sujh raha hai?...
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Khalid was lying in a dark room...
Kh: heyyy! Get my drink man!
He yelled...
K: chup...ye tera sasuraal nahi hai ki hum teri khaatirdaari karenge...ekdum chup!
Kh: what the...oh my god! Mere nails inhe toh manicure ki sakt zarurat hai...btw yaha koi parlour hai?
K: bola na chup...
Kh: bola na nahi...mujhe mere nails manicure karwane hai abhi ke abhi...
K: kya karwaana hai?
Kh: ma...ni...cu...re...samjhe?
The kidnapper shook his head...and left looking the door...
At lunch time...the kidnapper threw a plate of burnt rotis and stale vegetable infront of him...
Kh: yeh kya...I don't eat all this crap...get me chicken clear soup with baked veggies richly garnished with pepper...with some mashed potato...
K: ( weird look) kyaaa?
Kh: umm...ye nahi toh maybe continenal cuisine...
K: continent? Tum zameen khaoge?
Kh: not continent my dear kidnapper...I need authentic continental food...
The kidnapper wanted to either kill Khalid or break his own head...
He slapped Khalid...
K: ouch! You...mere kabir-Manav aayenge Aur mujhe bahoan mein uthaakar le jaayenge
K: chup kar na please...main tere pair padta hu...
K: nahi...pehle mere manicure karao...fast!
Khalid kept on irritating and pestering the kidnapper until he finally called a parlour person forcefully...
Khalid had his manicure done and he was over the moon...
Suddenly Khalid noticed the dirty room..
Kh: what's this?...tume PM ke swach bharat abhiyaan ke baare mein nahi suna...chalo saaf karo isse...
Kidnapper was about to shoot him...but Khalid snatched it abduction pointed it towards him...
Kh: now my boy...get to work ...quick!
Khalid made him clean everything and finally fell on his feet...
K: Khalid ji...please hume maaf kardijiye...ki humne aap jaisi mahaan aatma ko itna pareshaan kiya...par ab kripaya hume baksh dijiye...hum aapko sammaan sahit chodke aayenge...
Saying this they were about to go when the door burst open!
Ananya, kabir, Sunny, Trisha, richa, Ronnie, Malvika everyone were there including khuraana...
Khu: you are under arrest!
K: thank you thank you...aapne mere dil ki tamanna puri kardi...chaliye main jail jaane ke liye Aur intezaar nahi karsakta...kamse kam kaha Khalid toh nahi hoga...Aur aagar aap nahi aate toh hum inhe band baaje ke saath khud chodne aate
They all burst out laughing...
Kh: aagaye mere Kabir-Manav...le chalo mujhe...apni baahon mein...
Ka: uhh!!! Khalid...
Kabir popped in...
Ka: mujhe...mujhe na maata ka bulaava aaya hai! I'm off...
Kabir almost ran away leaving Ananya holding her stomach and laughing...
Kh: Manav...my darling please!!!!
If the earth would have opened that moment manav would have certainly jumped in...but he wasn't so lucky...
Kh: maanav...
Khalid called sweetly
Manav made a cry face and went ahead to do the honour!
The end😳
Shiv Shakti
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