best way to eliminate?[aditya added] - Page 5

Originally posted by: showstopper

Arjun........

Arjun wud be going to the zoo with tia.then tia wud like to see the tiger. arjun will take her to the tiger. the tiger wud be sleepin n tia wud want to see him awake so arjun will try to awake him. in mean while the zoo keepers will come n see arjun n lock him in,n the next day the newspapers wud be full of headlines-"The XYz Zoo Have Captured a new specie n its is a mixture of pig n dog."

😆 😆 really very very funny...............

Originally posted by: rikzik

re3lly ur imagination runs very wild.man am still laughing😆👏

me too still laughing

Originally posted by: shwepri

😆 😆 really very very funny...............

nice!!

Hey Priyanka.......I am sure after seeing 2days episode u must be getting some real wicked ideas to throw that Aditya out of the show.......so plz write that on behalf of all Yuvi fans

Originally posted by: krismittal

Oh my baby dont cry😆😆well ur target was way too good

vaise bhi vo moti aajkal negetive character banti jaa rahi hai

So sweet of u. Good one rikzik. 😆😆

the best way to get rid of Latty ..Pri ..arjun and aditya is to get them admitted to my ex-college... My principal will punish latty for wearing short skirts ..Pri for always loitering around in the canteen..aditya for roaming bout wid his camera... and arjun for flaunting his biceps..

after all..Students its an educational institution..and ur coll being one of best coll around i give u no rite to mess wid the rules...!! 😡

Fr.JOdi hona koi aisi waisi baat nahi hai 😆

on behalf of all yuvi fans requested by ashitha........
tell me how it was...........

i was just walking.......hmm how enchanting and enthralling .........the queens necklace was breathtaking
how beautiful.........the calm sea was a site to see........i come here whenever i want some peace of mind
seeing the see the ups and downs of the waves reminds me of life and calms me down.......all i knew and the channel running in my brains was "yuvi".i was really concerned abt him.......he is such a close buddy of mine....and i like a dumbo didnt know how to tackle the situation...all i could think and see was how my friend was suffering and his mistake?well my yuvi was in love..true love for the first time in his life.........
thinking thinking walking.....ouch...are dikhtha nahi hai kya.zambaalke baba!suddenly quite a familiar face from behind pounced on me saying:'kya re chirkut.bhai se baat karne ki tameez nahi hai kya?'
my eyes saw the person in a flash and guess wt from moaning myrtle i suddenly sprang into laughing buddha.
moi[me]:are munnabhai aap.kaise hai re tu.jabse dr.shockter banlera hain apun sab ko bhool gaya kya?
m.b:are behan aisa kya boltha hain.abhi rakhi ke liye hi to tumse milne aaya hain na.are kya re circuit.zara behan ko samjha na.yaar dekh kaisi naaraaz ho rahi hain.
cir:are behan.bhai ne bola na ki tension nahi lena ka matlab lena ka nahi...woh tumhara dost kya naam hai uska ?haan yuvi bolta hain na..........bole to sufi.
moi:magar bhaiyya mein toh use lekhar hi toh itni pareshaan hu............
m.b:kya hua chilly[pyaar se]...tu dekh idarich rukh aur apne bhai ko saare problems bata de...bole toh usko tapka daale ga.hey circuit ghoda nikhaal abhi us shakal ke akhal thikhaane par karte hain.....
moi:nahi bhaaiyya.mere bhi jee karta hain ki mein use maar daaloon lekhin use itni aasaani se nahin chodenge.aap aisa kheejiye[whisper.........pussss pusssssssssss slow whispers into his ear]
m.b.are waah behan kya akhal diya hai bhagwaan ne tumhe.bole toh bhilkul jakkas.......ab bas apun ko bol diya na toh saari batein clear....chalo ab rakhi toh bandho....................

m.b.:haan.aaj raat ko.woh chikhna apne woh kya bolte hain choot se nikhlega aur uska waheech se hadapkar lekhe jaana chaahiye.....
moi:bhaiyya shoot.
m.b:choot shoot jo bhi hai re chilly..accha bahut dher ho gayi hain abhi tum nischint hokar ghar jao.kaam hone ke baad apun tumhari mobile mein woh kya bolthe hain...chod call de degha........
moi: 😆 bhaiyya.chod call nahi missed call.
m.b:haa woheech.ab chal tu yahaan se kalti maar aur apun apna kaam pura karega.
moi:thank u so much bhai.aap such much ek darling ho
mb:darling bole to?
moi:bhaiyya.well aap toh chod hi deejiye.....mein aapko in holidays mein english yaani ki angrezi sikha doonghi.chalthi hoon.........

cut scene:
adi:ya ...thoda left.thoda right.perfect.ab thodi us taraf dekho..beautiful..aur ab us position mein haan bhilkul.perfect...arre aap kaun hain?hatiye.aap mere shoot ko spoil kar rahe hain....arre watchman yeh kin kin logo ko andar bej dethe hain aap?
cir:abhey chirkut.bhai ko pehchaantha nahi kya........bhai ne bola na photo leneka matlab leneka.bhav kyun kaa rehlahe?chal bhai ko special location mein tera photo kichwaane ka hain ...chal chal...
adi totally confused"bang"someone knocks him from behind...........................
are osama bhai aap?aap yahan itne jaldi pohonch gaye?
osama:mein osama bhai nahi mujhe dus bhulate hain.
mb:dus?bole toh ekdam hatke naam hai na?
dus:ha re woh kya hain na apun ko osama ka duswa humshakal bana diye.aisa hai ki osama ke 504 hamshakal tho already ban chuke hain lekhin osama bhai ko na 505 number bohot pasand hain..aur woh hamesha young body doondthey hain thaaki sab log unhe jo bhi des mein hoga thandarust paayenge.pata hain woh bachpan se aur abhi tak roz chyawanpraash kaate hain aur unke hamshakal ko bhi khilate hain..........arre baaton mein bhool gaya woh chirkut kahan hain jiske baare mein aapne osama bhai ko bataaya?
mb:arre usi ko toh maara tumne chal lekhe ja.accha dus baaba apun ko ek baat samjha aap iska karega kya?
dus:ab se iska naam 505 hoga..ab osama bhai ke paas itne saare top cosmetologists aur plastic surgeons kaam karte hain toh osama ne socha ki ise hi 505 bana de..........
aur haan unka ek top secret mission launch ho raha hain......mission mars.woh jo nadinol saaxopy[national geographic]mein aa raha hain na uska producer toh apna osama bhai hi hai na.......unka top secret hain ha yeh kisi ko bataana nahi.aajkal kyonki unke hamshakal saare dhuniya mein phailey huey hain....os bhai ko laga ki back up ke liye apun ko mars mein bhi terrorist camp aur training chaalu karni chahiye.toh 505 osama banega mars gruh ka.
mb:wah kya kamaal ka kismath lekhe aaya hain...........

hope u guys like it.it was kinda silly but for rite now couldnt think of anything better.hope u guys like the way i discarded aditya

5 WAYS OF GETTING RID OF ARJUN
1)He is send 2 arctic circle instead of rajastan in order 2 find more info of ranveer. 😆
2)Sumeet ahuja asks him 2 go 2 antartica n come back after 9 generations den he will think of marry him 2 tia.
3)In order 2 find buried treasure arjun goes inside d sea,der he meets a beautiful mermaid n falls in luv wth her n never comes back.
4)in an accident he looses his memory n thinks tia as his sis. 😆
5)behaving very harshly wth his pc,it absorbs him n puts him permanently in recycle bin. 😆