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Posted: 20 years ago
#61
Sorry guys...i shud hav posted em' earlier wid d oder situations...but time hi nahi mila...busy ppl u c 😉


Ranveer: Yuvi ne kya kaha?
Ashi: Us dufus ne to straightaway mana kar diya.
Tia: Well, well, well, Tia is not surprised!!!
Ashi: Well, well, well, mein tumhein apne magic tricks se surprise bhi nahi karna chahti thi…HOOPS!!! It's a bunny!!!
Tia: Itna bitter nahi hote honey…
Ashi: Sadhu Mahatma, Gyaan Guru…Agar tum mein itni hi philosophical knowledge hai to tum apni crystal ball lekar is problem ka solution kyun nahi nikal leti?
Ranveer [frustrated]: Aap dono please chup rahengi?

AFTER THEIR PERFORMANCE:

SITUATION: AFTER THE PERFORMANCE
Yuvi: Guys, this was great…It is just the beginning…
Ashi: Not really Yuvi…It was just the promo!!!
Yuvi: You bet…

(Aman enters)

Aman: Sorry to ruin your day but I have really upsetting news…
Ashi: Late update… Look behind…Audience is wanting our autographs…Ab Mr. Balraj hamara kuch nahi kar sakte…
Aman: Vo Arjun Khanna yahan par hai..
Yuvi: Vo to Jumbo ko sab kuch bata dega…
Ranveer (glaring at Tia): What a co-incidence???
Tia (innocently): Tia ne kya kara…Arjun Tia ko follow kar raha hoga

Ashi: FLASH OF THE HOUR
TIA KE BRAIN KA LAST NEURON BURST HO GAYA HAI AND NOW
IT'S JUST A PIECE OF DEAD MEAT…
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Posted: 20 years ago
#62
new :---
"oh no mama aap phir se dusro ke life me apna priety tang arai"-soniya

"tumhare paas do-do phone kyun?..tum apne size ke hisaab se phone rakhte ho"-pri

"wow timbo iis 18tyrs me tumhe thora sa to akkal aaaii"-tia
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Posted: 20 years ago
#63
to adi

ashi:devil own?
ashi:chocolate mousse?
ashi:chicken sandwich?

ashi:kabootar ke ande??

Adi: vo sid..
Ashi: ahh..butter, fied ya...TANDOORI SID!!!
Edited by ashiandyuvirock - 20 years ago
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Posted: 20 years ago
#64
😆

btw its devil's own...not devil zone 😆
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Posted: 20 years ago
#65
"duh-ha tumhe to apne brains ke saath apne ears bhi check kara lena chahiye and its sad dat u wont look good with hearing aid" 😆 - yuvi
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Posted: 20 years ago
#66
hey ashiandyuvirock , do u have other lingos in ur stock? then pls post i really love them..... 😛
woh kya hai na main kuch dino se pen n notebook leke bathna bhul jaati hun. n also yuvi ke khayalo kho jaati hun 😳 😳
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Posted: 20 years ago
#67

Originally posted by: sayeri

hey ashiandyuvirock , do u have other lingos in ur stock? then pls post i really love them..... 😛
woh kya hai na main kuch dino se pen n notebook leke bathna bhul jaati hun. n also yuvi ke khayalo kho jaati hun 😳 😳

lol...dis one's a scene actually..and i love dis scene..i mean i laffd so badly..oh gawd!!

This was around when Ashi and Yuvi were dating. I remembered this scene all of a sudden!!!

Ashi and Yuvi were late for Ms. Sharma's class. Ms. Sharma was taking a History Test.

Ashi and Yuvi: Ma'am, we are sorry that we are late.
Ms. Sharma: It's okay.

Ashi and Yuvi just proceed to sit when,

Ms. Sharma: Aaj main class ka test le rahin hoon. Tum prepared ho na?
Yuvi: (confused) Prepared? Um… Of, course ma'am.
Ms. Sharma: Theek hai. To phir tumse hi shuru karte hain.
Acha. Mujhe Babur ke baare mein batao.
Ashi: Babur?
Ms. Sharma: Yes, Anvesha. Babur!
Ashi: Babur was the founder of the Mughal Dynasty.

Ms. Sharma sees Pradyuman Churasia (or whatever his name is!!!) at the door. She gets lost in her own world.

Ashi: Ma'am… Ma'am???
Ashi( to Yuvi): Hold it… She's not paying any attention. Watch this.

Aur Anu Malik ne kaha, "Save India, Save India."

Yuvi: Ya right! Phir Shahrukh Khan aaya and he had to fight with…with
Ashi: Aamir Khan! Shahrukh Khan ke teer-tiware against Aamir's mechanic
machines!!!
Yuvi: Suddenly He-Man came and he fought and suddenly Super-Man comes.
Ashi: And Babur died in 1530. What an inspiring story!
Yuvi: You bet!!!

Ms. Sharma comes back to earth!!!

Ms. Sharma: Anvesha, tumne kya kaha? Maine suna nahi.
Ashi: Nothing ma'am. Bas itna ki Babur died in 1530.
Ms. Sharma: Very good. Is test mein main tumhein A Grade deti hoon!!!

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Posted: 20 years ago
#68
Sumeet Ahuja is not going to organize Tia's birthday as she put Pallavi into trouble. So Sonia Ray is helping her out.

Sonia: Hi Shona.

(Just then Tia comes.)

Tia: Hi Sonia aunty!

(They both do that "Angel Kiss" better known as "Too sweet for sweets".)

Ashi: Mamma, agar aap yahan bewakoofon ki exhibition karne aayi hain to mujhe baad mein bulati hmmm??
Sonia: Main yahan tum dono ki birthday parties' ka issue solve karne aayi hoon.
Tia: But aunty, aap to Tia ki help kar rahi thi. To isme Anvesha kyun involved hai?
Ashi: Look Timbo, birthday mera hai and (she makes a face and says) usme Tia Ahuja is not invited!!!
Tia: YOU??
Sonia: Kyunki birthdays tum dono ki hain tum kya hum peacefully decide kar sakte hain?
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Posted: 20 years ago
#69
[contd]--read d previous post...


(They go to the common room.)

Tia and Ashi are speaking together.

Ashi: Oh God!!! Timbo speak.
Sonia: Sweetheart, let Mammam speak first. Vo tumse badi hai. Theek 12:26-pe paida hui thi. To tumse 13 minute badi hai.
Sonia: Shona, shoot.
Ashi: Look mom, mujhe apni birthday party kisi Cinderella ke pumpkin mein nahi host karni.
Tia: Oh puhleez punk. To tumhe kahan host karni hai?? Kisi mechanic workshop mein ya ek garage.
Ashi: Main yahan celebrate karungi, Maurya High mein.
Tia: That's so cheap. Tumne Tia ka idea churaya.
Ashi: Timbo, I have a perfect place for you.
Tia: Really??? Kahan???
Ashi: Kisi comic book mein. Vahan tumhe apne jaise bahut saare cartoons mil jaayenge. "Tia Ahuja aur Bahadur Shah ke kaarnaamein".
Tia: You know what, tumhe to kisi madhouse mein rehna chahiye. Vahan to tumhe "Free Lifetime Membership" bhi mil jaayegi.
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Posted: 20 years ago
#70

if I am not mistaken ur name is manishika rite......and I must say u really rock.......its so much fun to read all these dialogues all over again.......and the 1st scene betwn ashi yuvi and miss sharma.....was really hilarious 😆 😆

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