LINGO RULZ(regular update) - Page 9

Kabir and Ashi go skating. At the same time, Yuvi sends Anand to act as an imposter. He claims in front of Kabir and Ashi that he is a member of the competition's organizers. He wants to check their ID Cards. He says it is fine. But he also wants to check their skates. To this Ashi says, "Duh-uh…next you'll say ki tum mere shoes ka size check karna chahte ho. Kya main size 6 ke shoes pehenti hoon bhi ki nahi??? Kal ke newspapers mein main apna naam dekhungi "HEADLINES OF TODAY-ANVESHA BANERJEE RAY SIZE 6 KE SHOES NAHI PEHENTI!!!"

{Contd. Read th eprevios post.}

After Kabir's accident, Yuvi meets Ashi in the caf.

Yuvi: Ashi. Guess what? Main abhi-abhi Kabir se mila.
Ashi: How interesting… Par yeh sudden revelation kyun? Maine tumhare whereabouts ke baare mein nahi poocha.
Yuvi: He told me about the skating incident.
Ashi: Agar tum yahan mujhe taunt karne aaye ho, in the hope ki main upset ho jayungi, then you are an illusionist.
Yuvi: No Ashi. Infact it's just the opposite.
Ashi: Opposite? Friendship. How sweet!!! Thanks but no thanks!!

{Contd. Read previous post.}

Ashi goes and orders for a coffee with two cookies.

Yuvi: Hold it. (And he pays for the coffee and cookies!)
Ashi: Wow! A treat?
Yuvi: No! A break from all the ladai and jhagda.
Yuvi: Temporary hai aur haan ek proposal bhi hai.
Ashi: Thanks! But maine is saal shaadi kar li hai. So this year's quota??? Sorry!!!L
Yuvi: Same old Ashi…still in love with her own voice!!!

Ashi: You know what? Mujhe apni birthday us Tia ke saath share karna hoga.
Yuvi: Great!!!
Ashi: Isme great kya hai?
Yuvi: Is party mein tum prove kar sakti ho ki kaun queen hai aur kaun loser!!!
Ashi: Jab uske eyelashes measure kiye jaate hai. Uske shoes scratch free hote hai. Uske kapde are from Milan. Her perfume and blah blah blah; how do you think ki main queen banungi?

Mujhe Barbie Doll language nahi aati!--To TIA!

Chillati hui DRAMA-QUEEN {Tia} ke saamne to sab angels hi lagenge na!--To MP {SAB is referred to JUMBO, AYESHA LATTY and blah blah} 😆 😆 😆

Yuvi is in GOA,wid YAMINI! Ashi is thinking of a plan to get dere! Latty is also in dere room and

Vrinda is applying sum gross stuff on her hair!

Latty: Vrinda, tum sure ho na ki yeh theek hai?
Vrinda: Latika, yeh meri Masi ne bataya!
Latty: Lekin tum sure ho na? I mean ki mere baalon mein koi bugs to nahi aayenge na?
Ashi: Duh-uh sweetheart! Tumhare brains mein agar bugs aa bhi gaye, to kuch nahi hoga! KUCH MILEGA TAB HI TO KUCH KARENGE! 😆 😆 😆

Wen Latty is about to leave, Latty says,
Latty: And worry not, tumhare brains mein to bugs aayenge bhi nahi! Who wants to get poisoned?!

Dis happens on d day wen kabir falls down coz anand{Yashwant dev's man} tempered wid his skates. dey cum 2 skul and dey go out sumwer. So uv asks Nakool to find out wer dey r goin!

Nakul: Tum log kya kar rahe ho?
Ashi: Duh-uh! v r havin a philosophical discussion on the toiletry habits of the ancient Greeks! 😆 😆
Nakul: Tum log celebrate nahi kar rahe?
Ashi: Celebrate wat? The death of ur brain?! 😆 😆

Dis happens on d day wen kabir falls down coz anand{Yashwant dev's man} tempered wid his skates. dey cum 2 skul and dey go out sumwer. So uv asks Nakool to find out wer dey r goin!

Nakul: Tum log kya kar rahe ho?
Ashi: Duh-uh! v r havin a philosophical discussion on the toiletry habits of the ancient Greeks!😆 😆
Nakul: Tum log celebrate nahi kar rahe?
Ashi: Celebrate wat? The death of ur brain?! 😆 😆

Originally posted by: ashiandyuvirock

Yuvi is in GOA,wid YAMINI! Ashi is thinking of a plan to get dere! Latty is also in dere room and

Vrinda is applying sum gross stuff on her hair!

Latty: Vrinda, tum sure ho na ki yeh theek hai?
Vrinda: Latika, yeh meri Masi ne bataya!
Latty: Lekin tum sure ho na? I mean ki mere baalon mein koi bugs to nahi aayenge na?
Ashi: Duh-uh sweetheart! Tumhare brains mein agar bugs aa bhi gaye, to kuch nahi hoga! KUCH MILEGA TAB HI TO KUCH KARENGE! 😆 😆 😆

Wen Latty is about to leave, Latty says,
Latty: And worry not, tumhare brains mein to bugs aayenge bhi nahi! Who wants to get poisoned?!

omg...im rolling....so funny...gr8 posting...do continue👏