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ASHI LINGO:
duhaa!(all time favourite)
hey bhaggu!-god
dont act like extinct species.😉
psychotic piece of protoplasm!-to kabir😆
plastic ball.-to uv😆
hollow protoplasm.
my internal organ will become my external organ.-to her mom😆
whats timbo? bimbo with teeths..he he..-to tia😃
mp-mental person
dont give me attention , or u will need medical attention-to karan
just chill!
chillax!
psycho ho gaye ho kya mom- sonia
wacko-every1
tumne apne brains ko iceland bheja hai kya- tia😆
u need a plastic surgery - Tia.
fake heman - yuvi
tumhare neck me to 360' ka spring laga hua hai jo koi bhi human female of any species ko 50m ke aspas dekhte hi activate ho jata hai-yuvi😆😆
thakur-ranveer
mate vrindeshwari devi -vrinda
"tia has one cell brain jo itne bhari body main kahi bhi gum ho jaayegi "
" tum bhuddo ke saath kab se ghoomne lage ho ?? "-ranveer
"dinosour "-dad
kaidi no. 420---to yuvi
tumhe darpok naam ki adat par gaya hai ,jaise DARPOK! present mam----to yuvi😆😆
mom chillao mat apka throat kharab ho jayega----to her mom🤢
santa claus--to karan
timbo brigade-to tia & her angels
mujhe lagta hai tumhe apne enemies ke saath cosy hona aur girlfrnds ke saath wrestle karna aacha laghta hai-kabir
Mujhe bas ek bar us ka naam pata chal jaaye to mein use oil mein boil kardoongi...... KABIR
main kahan hu ?(yuvi) kathmandu(ashi)
tum kaun ho? (yuvi) kaisi dikhti hu cinderalla (ashi )😆
main kaun hu(yuvi) aam ka per (ashi)
tantiatope ke bare me to mere granddad bhi nahi bata payenge-mp
"main uska brain ka omlet bana dungi" -for aditya😡
aapka acting kaya utna kharab that ki apko party planner ka job lena para-mom
yuvi ko uski mummy chabanprash dena bhu gayi thi-guard😆
aapko pahela bata dena chahiye tha ki aap yahan bevakufo ke excibition organize karne aye the-mom
tumhe to comic charecter banna chahiye tha-tia
anvesha banerjee ko orders nahi sunne ki buri adat hai
mirror face karte karte kya tum normal face bhul gayi ho , timbo?-tia
ise kya hua? hello earth calling mars, earth calling mars-to tia (when she behaved sweeetly to ashi)e
"ur brain must feel as good as new, considering u never use it." ( by anvesha rulz)
"man to man, i mean man to woman ,no man to girl ...wahtever"--after a debate with yuvi's dad
"my mom and ur dad shayed kisi mele me bichar gaye the"-yuvi😆😆
hoshiyar!!! timbo-the queen of dumbness is coming-tia
oh bodyguard ..with big body- pri😆( when she was with aditya )
oh mujhe to pata hona chahiye timbo aur uski adopted mother-tia&soniya (in the pub )
motiroli-pri (permanent name)
uus (yuvi) to main rubber gloves pahenke bhi touch nahi karungi-mom😉
"hey bhaggu! saare insects kya mujhe hi bug karne ate hai?" -latty🤢
"idhar ki baat udhar ,udhar ki baat idhar karnevali madam"-latty
"main organize nahi karti ... waiter kaunse color ke sox pahenege etc etc "😆 (about her mom n tia)
"tum uski (jumbo) dodo daughter ke saath kuch zyada busy ho rahe" ho-sid
"tum itne sweet ho, itne inocent ho ...like a jalebi"-latty😉 (a joke)
mujhe to pata hi nahi aaj aur kal ke bich tumne psycology ki degree bhi hasil kar liye wow- to aditya (in the farm house)😉
oh to tum apna awaj kho dale ho aur use dhundte hue tum yahan agaye-aditya
worm-aditya
"yuvi tum?! aaj sunday hai aaj to bhaggu bhi rest kar rahe hai"-to yuvi(on phone)😆
"wo dinoaour kaya mujhe einstein 's daughter samajha hai"-mom( before goinh to london)😆
my emotion is not a switch tum kabhi bhi ise on-off nahi kar sakte -yuvi😭
us chee chee ke saath tum cha cha karo-tia😆
"tum dono dodo ho aur argue karte karte ek din extinct ho jaoge"-mp n vrinda 😆
"aap itne bare hati hai"-yashvant dev 😆
"tumlogo ke chewingum dimag me kaunse question ghum rahe hai?"-sid n namkul.
"kalika unke mind me jog kar rahe hai"-mp 😆
"tum to cool cat ho, mew-mew"-mp 😛
"hatiyo ka jhund chal raha hai hamare bich"-mp 😆
uncle tom/tom -chemistry teacher
"aap unke(jumbo) har baat me ping -pong kyun ban jaate hai? "-chem teacher 😆
"tumse das feet dur se mujhe allergee hai"-yuvi
"yeh koi hospital ward ke theme party nahin hai"-chichi (when she showed white clothes) 😆
"tum maurya high me ho ya koi nursery school me"-meher
"pata nahin weired logo ko maurya high me admission kaise mil jate hai"
"tum usse apne naam se kyu bula rahe ho... loser..." -yuvi
"tumhe agar lagta hai ki mujhe ab bhi wo sab yaad hai jo humare beech tha , to tum galat ho. kyuki mujhe apni galtiyaa yaad rakhne ka koi shouk nahi"-yuvi😕
"Contract is just a piece of paper and music our passion…and between a piece of paper and my passion I choose passion and am ready to fight for it!!! " (during band performance)👏👏
"Hey bhaggu!! Sabke brains ko summer holidays ke liye bhejna important tha kya??? "-to the whole band
"Well kiddos as usual mujhe hi crisis solve karna padega"-to the band
"HOOPS!!! Don't laugh too much varna tumhara yeh 12 KG make-up hai
na…wrinkle to crinkle to p***le ho jayega…and I don't want to see you
without make-up…you see I am not fond of horror movies!!! "-tia😆😆
"Maybe you didn't get me Main koi hobby classes ke forms distribute nahi kar rahi"-yuvi
"Ya, For all that I have done for you Mere paas ek poori encyclopedia hai of jo-jo maine tumhare liye kiya hai"-yuvi😛
"You super-duper rich and spoilt brat!!!"-yuvi😆
"You know what? Tum ek irritating and stubborn coconut ho"-yuvi😆
"Hey bhaggu!!! Is coconut ko rich zaroor banana because very soon isse excuse me bolne ke bhi paise dene honge varna no one will be interested in talking to him!!!"-bhaggu😆
"Bye you, dry, rotten, shallow, smelly, decayed coconut tree"-yuvi😆
"robinhood hamesha insaaf karta hai"(to uv wen she hid his guitar...coz he tempered wid kabir's skates) 😆
"tumhe kya stupiditi ka overdise par gaya hai motiroli"-pri 😆
dumb n dumber-sid n nakool
"oh no mama aap phir se dusro ke life me apna priety tang araii"-soniya😆
"tumhare paas do-do phone kyun?...tum apne size ke hisaab se phone rakhte ho?"-pri😆😆😆
"wow timbo iss 18 years me tumhe thora sa to akkal aai"-tia😃
ashi:devil own?
ashi:chocolate mousse?
ashi:chicken sandwich?
ashi:kabootar ke ande?? 😆😆
Adi: vo sid..
Ashi: ahh..butter, fied ya...TANDOORI SID!!! 😆😆
Ashi is "flying" in Maurya High. When Tia sees this, she stares at her.
Ashi: Saari life apni face mirror mein dekhne ke baad tum bhool gayi ho ki normal faces kaise dikhte hain???😆
Tia: Tumhe kisi fortune-teller ne bataya kya ki agar tum apne wise cracks nahi banaogi to you'll stop breathing???
Sumeet Ahuja is not going to organize Tia's birthday as she put Pallavi into trouble. So Sonia Ray is helping her out.
Sonia: Hi Shona.
(Just then Tia comes.)
Tia: Hi Sonia aunty!
(They both do that "Angel Kiss" better known as "Too sweet for sweets".)
Ashi: Mamma, agar aap yahan bewakoofon ki exhibition karne aayi hain to mujhe baad mein bulati hmmm??
Sonia: Main yahan tum dono ki birthday parties' ka issue solve karne aayi hoon.
Tia: But aunty, aap to Tia ki help kar rahi thi. To isme Anvesha kyun involved hai?
Ashi: Look Timbo, birthday mera hai and (she makes a face and says) usme Tia Ahuja is not invited!!!
Tia: YOU??
Sonia: Kyunki birthdays tum dono ki hain tum kya hum peacefully decide kar sakte hain?
(They go to the common room.)
Tia and Ashi are speaking together.
Ashi: Oh God!!! Timbo speak.
Sonia: Sweetheart, let Mammam speak first. Vo tumse badi hai. Theek 12:26-pe paida hui thi. To tumse 13 minute badi hai.
Sonia: Shona, shoot.
Ashi: Look mom, mujhe apni birthday party kisi Cinderella ke pumpkin mein nahi host karni.
Tia: Oh puhleez punk. To tumhe kahan host karni hai?? Kisi mechanic workshop mein ya ek garage.
Ashi: Main yahan celebrate karungi, Maurya High mein.
Tia: That's so cheap. Tumne Tia ka idea churaya.
Ashi: Timbo, I have a perfect place for you.
Tia: Really??? Kahan???
Ashi: Kisi comic book mein. Vahan tumhe apne jaise bahut saare cartoons mil jaayenge. "Tia Ahuja aur Bahadur Shah ke kaarnaamein".
Tia: You know what, tumhe to kisi madhouse mein rehna chahiye. Vahan to tumhe "Free Lifetime Membership" bhi mil jaayegi.
Tia and Meher are at the caf looking at a magazine and deciding what to buy.
Meher: Tia, yeh kurta acha hai na?
Tia: Ewwww angel. Tumhare taste ko kya ho gaya hai?
(Just then Ashi and M.P. come to the caf and as usual Ashi makes one of her wise cracks.)
Ashi: Hey bhaggu!! Agar yeh pari fashion par baatein kar sakti hai to main economics mein Nobel Prize jeet sakti hoon!!
Tia: Tia ko yeh bahut funny laga.
Ashi: Duh-uh, yeh funny nahi; sarcastic tha. Itna bhi nahi samajhti?
"hum timbo-tia ke liye wait kar rahe the,christmas tree ka nahin"-tia
"vrinde devi kya tumne apna voice loan me kisi ko de di hai?"-vrinda
"aap iye secret detective agency ka part time time job chor dijiye ,aapko suit nahin karta"-mom
"timbo devil ka hath pakarke gana ga rahi hai"
yuvi n ranveer decide that they will teach both adi and arjun a lesson and yuvi tells aman and ranveer ' aashi ko is baat ke baarein mein kuch' and he stops speaking after seeing that ashi is coming into the room for the rehearals....seeing all of them suddenly being silent as soon as she enters she says
'kya hua tum log mere honour mein chup hogayo kya'
then tia enters saying tia thayaar hain.
ashi says 'duuh kya tum bhutan ki queen ho ya tumbacto ki princess'
tia says 'tia busy hain baakh log ki tarah tia free nahin hain'
for that ashi says 'haan haan jaisi ki kisi devil ki saamne khade hokarapne eyelashes ko ek sec mein 100 times flutter karnaaaaa'
Ashi and M.P. are practicing rollerblading.
Ashi: M.P. Maine soch liya hai.Main ek autobiography likhungi titled " Ashi on Wheels". Aur vo autobiography main tumhein dedicate karungi.
M.P.: Ashi, tumhe nahi lagta ki "Ashi on Wheels" sounds more like a pizza delivery boy!!!
Ashi: Ya, right. Think long distance M.P., think long distance.
SONIYA LINGO: 👏(thanx to ashita)👏
MR CEMENT -sumeet
balbeer kukreja-sumeet
manmeet talreja-sumeet
kyunki jab bhi main involve hoti hoon tumhe apne haathon se control slip hota hua nazar aata hain.......u control freak-sumeet
Kyun tumhe darr lag raha hai.......ki agar main zor se chillaoongi to wo she cobra meri awaaz sun legi😆-sumeet
Achha theek hai to tum mujhe entertain karo (nothing so gr8 abt this statment but Sumit's reaction on hearing it was totally hilarious 😆 😆)
"mr garment wala admi"-sumeet 😆
"aap ane notes ke bundle ke upar bathke bhangra kijiye"-sumet
😆 😆
"lo, paurane zamane ke bhoot bhi aa gaye hai")as sumeets enters) 😆
"kanjus aur shopping?"-sumeet
Mr makkhi juice-sumeeet
pakija-sumeet
pasija-sumeet
"ek statue aur ek bhootni(pallavai) ki shaadi"-sumeet 😆
"Tum apni beti ki birthday party celebrate karne mein maddad kyun nahi kar rahe??? Oh…Haan…Tumhein to is saal ka "Useless Father" ka award mil raha hai na??? "-sumeet
"Ek baat batao… Jab tum chote hua karte the aur tumhare mummy papa tumse poochte the ki tumhe bade ho ke kya banna hai; to tum kya kehte the??? Daddy Daddy… Mujhe Hitler banna hai?!?!?!? "-sumeet😆
😆
"vaise to uske bahut se naam hai , jaise chodail, bhootni, dayan etc,
lekin mujhe snake bahut pasand hai. "-sumeet (for pallo)😆
anthony baluja gonzalwes-summeet :)) 😆
( contribute by all IF friends )
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