Shyla(to ranveer)-kaho na pyar hai..kaho na pyar hai….
Ranveer-tia tu abh to aaja…eera,reva,shyla sabse bachale….
Shyla-ranveer doesn't love me bcos I'm not as beautiful as tia.
latty:-shyla i know some magic which'll turn u beautiful...now u look like johny lever's choti behen later on u'll luk as jhakas as ekta vamp komolika.
shyla-Haila lattu bhai!bole to..ek dum mast hai re tu!
lattu-so shall i do the magic on u?
shyla-do it right now i can't wait re!
lattu does ulti pulti magic and turns shyla into a beautiful donkey
shyla:-hee haw!hee haw!
lattu-till now u were saying WO-OH! but now u've changed it into HEE-HAW!HEE-HAW is far more better than that disgusting WO-OH!apun ko bohat pasand aya re!ek dum bindaas!
shyla-oye!gadhe!bas kar u've made me into a donkey!
lattu-even before this u were a donkey!
lattu again tries magic on shyla and turns her into what she is for real ek dum jhakaas tapori!!!
shyla-apun bola tu meri laila!
lattu-oye shaila behen!tu shaila hai par main laila nahin hoon!now i'll have to try sumthing else on her.
lattu again casts magic on shyla bhai and...
shyla baby-Mummy!mummy!
lattu-kaun mummy?i'm not anyone's mummy or daddy!
lattu again does magic and turns shyla into tulshy(a misture of rona dhona tulsi frm ekta land and shyla of devil land)
tulshy-oh!meri takur jee ashanti niketan ka raksha karna!if u can't save ashanti niketan atleast save me!
lattu-oye mother india! there comes mihir go with him and take care of ur 100 bachas...go suffer lifelong in ektaland!