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~*Loquacious*~
Couple is Ashi-Yuvi/ Roberta-Diego in case it is too obtuse to understand!
"And what would you have me do?"
"Be a fish"
"I wouldn't know about you, but I can't swim!"
"Ofcourse not but how about grabbing people's legs from below?"
"That was different!"
"How so? Was it because it was a baby pool?"
"No. It was not a person I was grabbing but a....a demon!"
"A demon who didn't know how to swim!"
"Only infront of a certain professor. Else, said demon would be pushing people in the pool herself!"
"Pulling is different than grabbing and pulling."
"How so? Your victim falls in the water anyways"
"Ah....but you don't yourself take dip in those cantankerous waters now, do you?"
"Point taken."
"In that case, I take a bow and another point added to my name."
"Hey that isn't fair. I didn't know there were points involved this time around!"
"There are always points involved dunderhead. But ofcourse, you will always whine like the typical spoilt brat that you are."
"I am not typical in any way."
"But a spoilt and a brat you remain nonetheless."
"A rich one coming from an indolent."
"Ardent, audacious and nebulous I may be but indolence is not one of my better traits unless when it comes to the obstreperous task of finishing my homework."
"But you are still indolent at something and therefore a point in my name if you please."
"Oh don't worry about the points, By the time I am finished you would have lost count.....of my points ofcourse. Your own, I can count on the fingers of my hands....even one hand."
"By the time I am finished, you wouldn't be left with a head, forget about fingers."
"Oh but atleast my head exists...and has existed for the past 17 years. Which is more than what I can say about you."
"Well thats too bad then, as even with your head you had the great perspicacity to explain very perspicuously to our history professor that his jeans were unzipped."
"It was that or letting him cavort about like a horse on fire, impersonating Hitler. Somehow I don't think anyone in our confused class would have appreciated that!"
"As much as I hate to, I agree with you on this one topic. But only on this topic....I am very much opposed to all your other assinine fantasies."
"Fantasies? Now now....we all know who is more suited for the word. Who spends half their time fantasizing about females?"
"Hey...that's unfair and you know it! I only spend all my time fantasizing about only one red headed female."
"I will let that one go. Even if I sympathize with that red head. fter all, living in your head must be quite terrifying!"
"Not so terrifying as it is for me, having her in my head. She is quite diabolical, you see. And the worst part is that my poor head has to put up with her forever."
"Forever....that is a bit longer than your usual trademark isn't it?"
"Which is?"
"Oh your girlfriends all come with their very own expiry date, don't they?"
"Well yes and even this one has it. It is dated, 66/6/666 on the expiry label."
"The number of Satan?"
"Ofcourse! I did say she is quite diabolical didn't I?"
"Well...enough of you and your life. Have you ever considered how much problematic my life is with a dopehead for a boyfriend?"
"I thought you boyfriend drunk, not try to put cocaine through his nose or something equally revolting?"
"Umm...yes....but still wouldn't you consider it as a distinct disadvantage....having to finish up his homework and his beer? Especially if the latter was done before the former?"
"It's useless drinking anyways...nowadays."
"It is?"
"I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim!"
"Ah....philosophical musings of a philanderer.....and you have brought the topic back to swimming. God help me!"
"It is better than the savage adventures of a termagant. And swimming is the only activity which makes your mouth shut up as it is under the water half the time."
"Erm....not always......you see, there is that one time in the day with my boyfriend....when I am forced to shut up."
"Now now....who is tempting temptation...?"
"Temptations? It is the name of a chocolate. One which I don't particularly like."
"But I do like temptation. Especially if its in front of me."
"What are whispering about?!"
"Nothing nothing!"
"Anyways....about the points———"
"I am leading 3 to 1 ofcourse"
"In your dreams!"
"Whether in my dreams or not, it is true.....and glaring at me isn't going to stop me from winning."
"Oh was I glaring at you? Oh no no never...why would I ever do that? I was just smiling sweetly (If I may add) at the feckless felon in front of me"
"A felon? And what crime I have committed in your book?"
"Hmmm.....let me think....that one time....then there was that other time...and then....actually I can't think of a time when you have not committed any!"
"Is that so? Then let me add another!"
"Which one?"
"The crime of kissing you!"
Kumkum Bhagya
