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Moonchiya - Myra I love you
Myra - Kya? What about Rohit?
Moonchiya - I can love him too if he wants
Myra - Thats not what I mean stupid, What about Rohit and me?
Moonchiya - Well, you can be friends, or better yet tie him a rakhi
Myra - Oh god, how can you be so insensitive.
Moonchiya - Look Myra, I can't bear to see him touch you, take liberties with you
Myra - Bah! Where was all this passion last week?
Moonchiya - This is the last week na?
No! I meant previous week, or the week I told you I loved you
Moonchiya - Hmm, I was still practicing and well, I wasn't sure I was ready. Now, I am ready
What about Rohit?
Moonchiya - I've already registered him for NRIShaadi.com
Myra - What? How dare you?
Moonchiya - I can't do this anymore Myra, this watching you from afar. When I see you, I want to touch you, kiss and do things
Myra - Shit, shut up Rudra, bachay sun lenge
Moonchiya - come close to me my darling, Do you like my alcohol breath,
Myra - No
Moonchiya - Ok, then come close to me in the morning and tell me you like my morning breath
Myra - No! I dont like any breath. I will have to marry Rohit, We already spent so much on Pandit and arrangements
Moonchiya - I will reimburse him
Myra - Is that all you can think?
Moonchiya - I can't think of anything, my blood has drained south and i can't thing of nothing but you
Myra - Hmmm, well what can I do
Moonchiya - Will it help if I show you my moves like Jagger
Myra - I dont know
Moonchiya - Will it help if I show you much bigger than Rohit I am
Myra - I dont know
Moonchiya - Will it help if a chandelier drops on my head
Myra - Maybe
Moonchiya - Ok, done.
Yaar, things are only now heating up between Myrud. What agony, what angst, what passion, what jealousy! Had they upped the ante on this romance sooner, things would not have gone under the Big Boss Bus
Ashish proved yet again that just like Sanaya, he too looks very attractive when he cries. Please, never take a role in future that does not let you cry - both of you. I almost want to get inside the TV and lie down between you two, take your hands and clutch them to chest and tell you that love me if you cant love each other - I am all yours. Haan, Sanaya manages to have me question my orientation everyday and Ashish reminds me why I must stay a straight woman
bas, do din aur, then I can laundry all those dirty clothes, keep away my windex, which was always handy to wipe off my drool from TV screen and the family will thank Big Boss for food on the table.
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