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So you kill me off within weeks of the show launch. And then get my bride married to my killer. You know how long I sat here calculating the wasted budget on clothes and baraties? I had to stay up all night writing poetry and senti lines to woe Paro and I didnt get to even hold her hand.
Initially, I was angry but then then I met the apsaras who took great care of me and I wondered why I didnt come here earlier.
Just when I was getting over my death and starting to have fun, you discovered some brother of mine. Which brother is this? And from where did he come? My parents died when I was a kid and my kaaka - kaaki raised me, tho mera bhai kahase! And jab bhai nahi tho how did he land up at my wedding. You think if u Photoshop his face on my kakko sa's body I wont know??
For a minute you made me doubt my own parents.
But stubborn that you are.. not only did you kill my fake brother.. you have killed Paro too.
You moron... do u realise she is on her way up here. And do you realise that she will maro tana and call me a gaddar for the rest of eternity, once she arrives. Maine tumhara kya bigada tha????😡😡
Ek bar maar ke kushi nahi hui.. baar baar marana zaroori hai!!
Yours Sincerely,
Cheated Varun
Your show should have been " Hey Bolenath"!! You called it Rangrasiya but my name was taken more number of times than the title track was played.
Do you know with this death sequence, how many times my name will be taken in vain by the Ranawat parivaar. There goes 2 weeks of rest!
Over and above that you are sending Paro up here... now she will want a direct narration of my love story from me as a punishment for ending hers too soon.
I already know what she is gonna be mad about. she will say "I promised to leave my husband to keep him alive, lekin aap tho serious ho gaye. And anyways that leaving was not literal".
And whose idea was this new track??? Tell that idiot... if people want to see a depiction or Shiv and Sati and then Shiv and Parvati.. they will watch my show "Mahadev". Woah kya main time pass ke liye kaar raha hoon??
Dont angry me... am telling you!!! What Rudra will do is only the trailer... dont force me to do Tandav!!
On the verge of opening the third eye..
A very angry Bolenath!
