C'garh Times 19/6: Cultural Traditions of Chandangarh & Messages

Originally posted by: Msfrootie

Cultural Traditions of Chandangarh

Chandangarh is a town located somewhere near the Indo Pak border in Rajasthan. C'garh in general and Ranawat Haveli in particular have certain weird cultural traits, unique and inigenous. Today Chanangarh Times brings you a special report on some of these traditions.

1. Mangalsutra Mangalsutra everywhere not a mangalsutra to wear-

Unlike rest of India where mangalsutra is worn by the wife after her wedding, the men of Chandangarh donot believe in this tradition. They prefer to carry the mangalsutra in their pockets all day and night and drop it in front of their wives at very opportune moments, to show them what they are missing. When a wife passes all tests with distinction and undergoes an agnipariksha she is awarded a mangalsutra in a lamp studded ceremony. This ceremony usual happens in a courtyard so as to make it convenient for anyone and everyone to walk in and interrupt it. This may be accompanied by other special effects, real or fake, depending on the husband's pocket. This tradition is passed down generations from father to son.

2. The custom of Polyandry

Although polygamy is quite common in many communities in India, C'garh is one of the rare places where polyandry is prevalent. Women are allowed and encouraged to have more than one husbands, either simultaneously or sequentially. There is no need of divorce in between these marriages. It is suspected that the low Female:Male ratio in the state may have lead to this custom.

3. The Nanny tradition-

After the wedding the wife is to take complete care of the husband a' la a Nanny. She is to feed him all his meals, make him drink his milk, bathe him and clothe him, brush his teeth and pat him to sleep with lullabies. Moreover she is not supposed to speak or even think of consummashunz for at least 200 episodes, i.e. 2 years.

Any other weird customs you noticed may be reported!!!

Some mysterious messages were received by some of the residents of Chandangarh today--

IF waasis to LAILA-

Do everyone a favour and do what Rudra said. FIND TEJAWAT and bring him back. Bring him back in all his glory and you may be forgiven for the mistake of bringing back Mala.

Mangalsutra to Ranawat men-

Please find bigger pockets if you intend to keep me in your pockets indefinitely. Falling on the floor again and again sucks. I'm meant to be hanging from the swan like necks of ladies, so handle me with care.

P.S.- Please wash the jeans atleast once a week. It stinks in here.

Rudra's katori to Rudra-

YOU FORGOT ME!!!!😭😭 It was your maasa who ran away I was suffering the kicks and blows of Mohini for 15 years in the kitchen. I would appreciate some TLC.

P.S. - Forgive Maala.

The Comedy Circus to SuMo-

We have wonderful opportunities for talented comedians like you. Contact us immediately to book your spot in the next season.

Kheer to Mohini-

THAT WAS RUDE!!!

P.S.- Love you Sumer and Rudra!!

Anonymous to Dilsher-

Wipe that drool off your face Ranawat. The lady is here for her son!

IF waasis to Paro-

Shut up and KISS, KISS, KISS!! Shut up and HUG HUG HUG!!

BSD to Major Ranawat-

Not to put pressure or anything, we know things are rather busy at home, but just for your information- TEJAWAT IS STILL MISSING!!!

Aman to BSD-

I deserve a raise!!!

Me to the BG guy-

Thanks for not playing Dhim tana tan dham tana while mangalsutra is being tied.😃

Originally posted by: Msfrootie

Cultural Traditions of Chandangarh

Chandangarh is a town located somewhere near the Indo Pak border in Rajasthan. C'garh in general and Ranawat Haveli in particular have certain weird cultural traits, unique and inigenous. Today Chanangarh Times brings you a special report on some of these traditions.

1. Mangalsutra Mangalsutra everywhere not a mangalsutra to wear-

Unlike rest of India where mangalsutra is worn by the wife after her wedding, the men of Chandangarh donot believe in this tradition. They prefer to carry the mangalsutra in their pockets all day and night and drop it in front of their wives at very opportune moments, to show them what they are missing. When a wife passes all tests with distinction and undergoes an agnipariksha she is awarded a mangalsutra in a lamp studded ceremony. This ceremony usual happens in a courtyard so as to make it convenient for anyone and everyone to walk in and interrupt it. This may be accompanied by other special effects, real or fake, depending on the husband's pocket. This tradition is passed down generations from father to son.

2. The custom of Polyandry

Although polygamy is quite common in many communities in India, C'garh is one of the rare places where polyandry is prevalent. Women are allowed and encouraged to have more than one husbands, either simultaneously or sequentially. There is no need of divorce in between these marriages. It is suspected that the low Female:Male ratio in the state may have lead to this custom.

3. The Nanny tradition-

After the wedding the wife is to take complete care of the husband a' la a Nanny. She is to feed him all his meals, make him drink his milk, bathe him and clothe him, brush his teeth and pat him to sleep with lullabies. Moreover she is not supposed to speak or even think of consummashunz for at least 200 episodes, i.e. 2 years.

Any other weird customs you noticed may be reported!!!

Some mysterious messages were received by some of the residents of Chandangarh today--

IF waasis to LAILA-

Do everyone a favour and do what Rudra said. FIND TEJAWAT and bring him back. Bring him back in all his glory and you may be forgiven for the mistake of bringing back Mala.

Mangalsutra to Ranawat men-

Please find bigger pockets if you intend to keep me in your pockets indefinitely. Falling on the floor again and again sucks. I'm meant to be hanging from the swan like necks of ladies, so handle me with care.

P.S.- Please wash the jeans atleast once a week. It stinks in here.

Rudra's katori to Rudra-

YOU FORGOT ME!!!!😭😭 It was your maasa who ran away I was suffering the kicks and blows of Mohini for 15 years in the kitchen. I would appreciate some TLC.

P.S. - Forgive Maala.

The Comedy Circus to SuMo-

We have wonderful opportunities for talented comedians like you. Contact us immediately to book your spot in the next season.

Kheer to Mohini-

THAT WAS RUDE!!!😡

P.S.- Love you Sumer and Rudra!!

Anonymous to Dilsher-

Wipe that drool off your face Ranawat. The lady is here for her son!

IF waasis to Paro-

Shut up and KISS, KISS, KISS!! Shut up and HUG HUG HUG!!

BSD to Major Ranawat-

Not to put pressure or anything, we know things are rather busy at home, but just for your information- TEJAWAT IS STILL MISSING!!!

Aman to BSD-

I deserve a raise!!!

Me to the BG guy-

Thanks for not playing Dhim tana tan dham tana while mangalsutra is being tied.😃

BSD to Mohini-

We urgently require blood hounds for the next mission. Contact immediately for an attractive salary and fabulous work conditions.

Originally posted by: Msfrootie

Cultural Traditions of Chandangarh

Chandangarh is a town located somewhere near the Indo Pak border in Rajasthan. C'garh in general and Ranawat Haveli in particular have certain weird cultural traits, unique and inigenous. Today Chanangarh Times brings you a special report on some of these traditions.

1. Mangalsutra Mangalsutra everywhere not a mangalsutra to wear-

Unlike rest of India where mangalsutra is worn by the wife after her wedding, the men of Chandangarh donot believe in this tradition. They prefer to carry the mangalsutra in their pockets all day and night and drop it in front of their wives at very opportune moments, to show them what they are missing. When a wife passes all tests with distinction and undergoes an agnipariksha she is awarded a mangalsutra in a lamp studded ceremony. This ceremony usual happens in a courtyard so as to make it convenient for anyone and everyone to walk in and interrupt it. This may be accompanied by other special effects, real or fake, depending on the husband's pocket. This tradition is passed down generations from father to son. 🤣ho gaya kal ke scene ka sathayanash.. but u r right.. Baap bete mein ek aur common trait🤢

2. The custom of Polyandry

Although polygamy is quite common in many communities in India, C'garh is one of the rare places where polyandry is prevalent. Women are allowed and encouraged to have more than one husbands, either simultaneously or sequentially. There is no need of divorce in between these marriages. It is suspected that the low Female:Male ratio in the state may have lead to this custom.

Me too wondering the same!! Ufff.. now Mala is again with Dillu and there her hubby Tejawat is searching for her with his muh behind hanky😡

3. The Nanny tradition-

After the wedding the wife is to take complete care of the husband a' la a Nanny. She is to feed him all his meals, make him drink his milk, bathe him and clothe him, brush his teeth and pat him to sleep with lullabies. Moreover she is not supposed to speak or even think of consummashunz for at least 200 episodes, i.e. 2 years.

consummasuns? konsi? Kaahe ki?

Only HEYLI MAARI and MAIN MAATI KA PUTLA with Rajasthani Bhangra!!

Suna hai.. Rudra ke Honeymoon offer ko Paro inkaar karing because Rudy doesnt apologise to Mommy.. 🤢

Any other weird customs you noticed may be reported!!!

Some mysterious messages were received by some of the residents of Chandangarh today--

IF waasis to LAILA-

Do everyone a favour and do what Rudra said. FIND TEJAWAT and bring him back. Bring him back in all his glory and you may be forgiven for the mistake of bringing back Mala.

oh yeah... pls bring him and yourself go on hiding with your so called Maaji sa🤢

Mangalsutra to Ranawat men-

Please find bigger pockets if you intend to keep me in your pockets indefinitely. Falling on the floor again and again sucks. I'm meant to be hanging from the swan like necks of ladies, so handle me with care.

Sorry for this sorry state.. but woh kya he!! sometime some reality check is to be given to Ranawat men here

P.S.- Please wash the jeans atleast once a week. It stinks in here. Oh did you forget that Ranawats dont take bath for weeks and stay in same dress🤢

Rudra's katori to Rudra-

YOU FORGOT ME!!!!😭😭 It was your maasa who ran away I was suffering the kicks and blows of Mohini for 15 years in the kitchen. I would appreciate some TLC.

P.S. - Forgive Maala.

Oh yeah.. rudy boy forgot his Saheli!! Very bad han.. Now start taking cerelac in it.. ask Paro to feed.. Khushi khushi karegi

The Comedy Circus to SuMo-

We have wonderful opportunities for talented comedians like you. Contact us immediately to book your spot in the next season. Hamara vote pakka🤣

Kheer to Mohini-

THAT WAS RUDE!!!😡

P.S.- Love you Sumer and Rudra!! Taste kiye bina kyun announcement kar diya? Konsa ACP ka award jitna hai?

Anonymous to Dilsher-

Wipe that drool off your face Ranawat. The lady is here for her son! Bahana koi bhi hai? Saath toh inhika chahiye na.. 😆

IF waasis to Paro-

Shut up and KISS, KISS, KISS!! Shut up and HUG HUG HUG!! Hai Hai Kya karun Ram Rudy ko Nanny mil gaya🤢

BSD to Major Ranawat-

Not to put pressure or anything, we know things are rather busy at home, but just for your information- TEJAWAT IS STILL MISSING!!!

and you are yet to visit office... Acha kasa BSD ka naukri kar raha tha bichara.. Phasake Pappu bana diya🤢

Aman to BSD-

I deserve a raise!!!

exactly.. Major ka kaam bhi khud karne ke liye...

Me to the BG guy-

Thanks for not playing Dhim tana tan dham tana while mangalsutra is being tied.😃 I second u here for big time😃

BSD to Mohini-

We urgently require blood hounds for the next mission. Contact immediately for an attractive salary and fabulous work conditions.

yeh kya tha?😲😕