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RR has been approved new budget, no wonder all cast members are back on screen. Alas, the one that got away remains elusive, as much as his choroformed, drugged wife.
Sunehri is back on payroll and comes whaling into the haveli demanding to see a puppet dance. Given KcM has been puppeteering everyone in the house, i can only imagine the haveli's intense affinity to all puppet dances.
Moonchiya is intensely jealous of anyone seeing his beautiful beendini who looks drop dead gorgeous in that blue lehenga. So he orders the performers to play their skit at home. Laila wanted to turn the dance into a cabaret but she settles for an alternate ending of the story.
Moonchiya gets an early start on his JDJ days, practising a puppet dance move with Paro. The two enact a dream sequence, in which they looked like they were connected to hidden copper wires that delivered small electric shocks - the jerky dance was ermmm, ok.
Of course, Moonchiya is mad that the alternate ending stuffed his Paro's sinuses and he, like a true fan from India forums, sends a 10000+ signature petition to change the ending. People are confused about what is reality and what is fiction in this house. they talk about Raja's dick handled by Pari and how Rani feels left out. Everyone argues about the merits of Raja letting Rani handle him.
Paro is hell bent on getting Moonchiya to hand her his dic...i mean dil DIL, and then break it into million pieces. Listen, there is a saying called Lead us not into temptation and there is wisdom in that. Asking Laila to sleep between you and Moonchiya and then asking why Moonchiya's Pajamas seem attracted to the ceiling like a strange magnetic force, is very unfair.
Dilly and Danny boy are utterly confused. They just wanted to have a peg or two, a few tequila shots, munch on peanuts and enjoy the show. But here they were watching their otherwise sensible BSD officer son going bonkers over the alternate ending of a show.
Notables today
Sunehri needs to get her vocal chords tested
Sumer ki gaadi patri se derail ho gayi
sumer got tired of self service and wants Laila
Aman looked patently disgusted at the coquettish eyeing of Sunehri. This case is not going anywhere anytime soon. Aman will be sworn bachelor and the only hope is that another beautiful witness soon fall into BSD's lap.
Moonchiya is trying his novice hand at this thing called courtship. If Paro wants to go Sailing, he will order the entire fleet of ships into the haveli courtyard.
paro dreams a lot these days and each one ends with Laila holding a dagger
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