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Hello all,
So.. This idea has been on my mind since a few days. Writing the OS was easy. BUT re-Creating what i had pictured, on IF with similar color editing... A WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY !! Hope you all like it as i TRIED to be as creativelee close to the original with the colouring as much as IF allowed me to.
Happy reading. 😃
OS : Me Khiladi Tu Anari
For the fifth time in 7 min, Rudra looked at the door followed by a glance at his wrist watch.
Amandeep Singh, who was looking at some files in the desk drawer nearby, was now completely sure the 'Dal' was black !
Just as Major. Rudra raised his head once again towards the door, In marched Lt. Kumar. There was a small rectangle box in his hand.
Amandeep's eyes mirrored that of a cat who had just flicked his tongue at the master's milk & shut the eyes close in almost a straight line. But with ears wide opened (-v-)
Rudra grabbed the box out of the Lt.'s hand & hid it from the prying eyes of Aman.
"Sir ek saal ki warranty mili hai Apple store se, to aapko ye phone register karne ko bola hai store manager ne" Lt. Kumar innocently relayed the message.
Rudra face-palmed ! Just what he did not need. Aman to know what he was planning !
"Haa. Tum jao.. Thank you" Rudra dismissed Lt. Kumar
Lt. Kumar's steps out of the office were directly proportioned to Lt. Amandeep's steps towards Rudra's desk.
"Sir ? Naya phone liya ?" Aman asked. His enthusiasm was leaping out in waves *foodak foodak ke*
"Naa" Rudra spoke poker faced
"Bhabhi ke liye?" Aman's next question was ready
"Haa toh?"
"Nahi...bas.. Achchi baat hai" Aman replied with an innocent face. Tha white HALO on his head magically appeared as viewed by Rudra who was still sitting in his chair.
This was too fishy. Rudra knew his assistant was a prankster, and off late, His royal self, Major Rudra Pratap Ranawat, was the latest MTV Bakra in Aman otherwise boring life.
"Sir.. Err.. Ek baat pooch lu?" Aman asked biting his lips hesitantly, shifting the weight of his 5"11 frame from right to left leg & back.
"Bewakoofi wala sawaal hoga to ulte pao wapas apne kaam pe lag jaayio" Rudra snarked.
"Nahi nahi.. Seedha sa hai."
"Haan to pooch na.. Kaunse muhurat shot ka intazaar kar raha hai tu?"
Rudra watched Aman had glanced at the Iphone box in his hand sly-lee before asking, "Sir.. Aap.. Aap Facebook pe ho?"
*Silent Pause* -------- *Aman mouth was left open looking at Rudra through eye blinks*----- * Rudra shutting his eyes and grinding his teeth in frustration* -------- *Counting 5 to 1 backwards* ----- *Rudra opened his eyes & stood up rather quickly* ----- Then the explosion !! (The Background score guy had once again appeared with his DHOOM TANA NANA DHOOM dhol)
"Amannn !!!!!!!!!!"
"Sorry sir.. Sorry.." Aman retraced his steps back to the file browsing task. Muttering, "Chillake ke fayda hoye. Sir pakka chupa rahe hai mujhse"
"Me sun sakta hu Amannn"
What Rudra did not hear was Aman's thoughts, *Sir facebook pe hai.. Me jaanta hu.. BKSingh sir ne sabko account banane ko bola tha for communication & terrorist watch. Hmmm.. Need to talk to Sunehri tonight* 😈
Poor Rudra !
Sunehri bai-sa kya kar rahi ho?" Paro peeped over the younger one's shoulder, who jumped up in alarm, startling Paro too.
"What the.. Beejejus.. Paro bhabhi-sa you scared me"
"Aap---" Paro suddenly noticed that Sunehri was holding the new phone, which Rudra had gifted her last night. *Jab bhi baat karni ho mujhse, isse istamaal karna. Ghar ka phone busy rakhne ki koi zarurat nahi* she remembered Rudra insisting. "Ye to mera hai na?" Paro pointed out to the device in Sunehri's hand.
"Haa bhabhi-sa. Wo naya hai na, toh me ispe Facebook application activate kar rahi thi"
" ~%^$ *^%$% <>|}{| " <=== Cant understand this? Yes THIS is how Paro felt when Sunehri spoke the alien language about Face-What !!
"Bataa bhi do Sunehri, kya kar rahi thi.. Aur ye Shakal wali kitaab.. Kya hota hai?" Paro prodded further.
"Hmmm, Parvati bhabhi-sa.. Its time you learn what the modern world is upto"
Sunehri then grinned remembering the late night chat session she & Lt. Amandeep Singh had dwelled into last night. Ah sweet sweet memories
11:30pm
Chandangardh
PRPR has joined Facebook
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SherRanawat Parvati Is that you ?
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Jaipuria Whoa lookie look who is here 🤗
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SamSam 😒 ^^ Sumer thappad khani hai na tumhe banna se? Thakur banoge Sholay ke !
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AmazingAman is guilty of @PRPR joining Facebook.
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SamSam @AmazingAman U R in deep deep sh*t right now.
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KitchenQueenTili OMG SamSam language
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Jaipuria ha ha bhai-sa ko bhabhi-sa se padi 🥳
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VeerRanawat Sumer ! I AM WATCHING. Khabardaar jo majak udaya Samrat ka.
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Jaipuria is missing maa-sa 😔 I will be back.
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SumerRanawat I am back. Question Time Alert. Revenge is going to be sweet
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PRPR Kyu.. Kya hua Sumer-sa. Revenge?
58 minutes ago 2 Likes
AmazingAman what revenge why revenge 😕
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SamSam I have a bad feeling about this..
55 minutes ago 5 Likes
KitchenQueenTili Nahiii. Jitne jaldi ho sake, bhaag jao sab. Iske questions khatam hi
nahi hote.
51 minutes ago 5 Likes
SumerRanawat What is BruceLee's fav food?
Like Comment Share 45 minutes ago
AmazingAman O.K spill Sumer. What's wrong? What has BruceLi got to do with your
revenge ? *Comphused*
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LehriSunehri Aman-sa do not ask !
43 minutes ago 5Likes
SumerRanawat Id-Lee !! Idli !! Get it ?? 🤣
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LehriSunehri *FacePalms*
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SherRanawat Babloo..
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VeerRanawat Bhai-sa you were right. Your team is smarter.. Definite-LEE !!
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SumerRanawat In what did BruceLee eat his food?
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PRPR KISSME
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LehriSunehri Sumer bhai-sa STOP liking ^^ misunderstood comments, Rudra bhai-sa
ne dekh liya toh aapki khair nahi // Bhabhi-saaa 😲 Kis - me(in) yaani ke, in what ?
likho. Naa ki KISSME. Kissme ka matlab kuch aur hi hota hai 😳
22 minutes ago 2 Likes
AmazingAman errr ❤️
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SamSam @AmazingAman what the FcUk 🤬
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KitchenQueenTili AND the folks on www.india-forums.com/Rangrasiya_forum think
@SamSam is a MUTE SAINT ! 🤔
19 minutes ago 5 Likes
PRPR What does-- "What the FcUk mean" ?
18 minutes ago Like
AmazingAman Oh man !! $hit just hit the fan ! V R royally sCreWed
18 minutes ago 3 Likes
SumerRanawat Thaa-Lee !! THALI as in PLATE !! GET IT ?? 🤣 I keel myself with my
jokes
Like Comment Share 17 minutes ago
RudeRaNaaWhat O.K 😡 who changed my profile name on Facebook ?????
And what do you mean by Rude R And A What ???????
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RudeRaNaaWhat What The Hell !! PRPR ? Kiss me ? Will someone please explain whats going on ? Someone get this CHILD off Facebook--- NOW. Btw.. Who got her here ?????
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AmazingAman passed away in his sleep. 😭 This is auto update
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SamSam HaHaHaHa bolti bund Aman-sa? R.I.P
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SumerRanawat Where did @AmazingAman flee to after @RudeRaNaaWat roared ?
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PRPR Kaha Sumer banna-sa?
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RudeRaNaaWhatChanged his name to RPR
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RPR Thats it. @AmazingAman.. Tumhe toh me subah BSD office me dekh lunga AND @PRPR You. Come. Here. Right. Now. In our bedroom. Tumhe KISSME & FcUk ka matlab samjhata hu ! 🤬
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SumerRanawat It-Lee !! Italy. Get it ? Get it ? 👏 😆
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LehriSunehri @SumerRanawat staaph pulleaze 😒 CAN YOU NOT !
7 minutes ago 6 Likes
VeerRanawat *FacePalm*
7 minutes ago 3 Likes
SherRanawat Tsk tsk tsk. Rudra Dev Maharaj @RPR Ek jawaan aive hi
shaheed ho gaya ☯️
5 minutes ago 5 Likes
SherRanawat Time to retire. Goodnight all.
4 minutes ago 8 Likes
Meanwhile... *Aman was busy on Facebook mesenger* on the side
"EGAD !" 😲
He stared at the cell screen as he did not get a reply back.
For. Sunehri. Had. Fainted. Reading. His. 2nd Last. Line
As promised, Updated on 11 May 2014
OS: Me Khiladi Tu Anari 2
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/rangrasiya/4017329/os-me-khiladi-tu-anari-chapter-2-updated-poster-added-11may14.
A/n
Disclaimer: This is a fictional scenario in its entirety.
No such id's exist on Facebook. Do Not Google Them 😆
Pardon if you notice any mistakes in Facebook chat look. I am Human.
Thank you.
So.. This idea has been on my mind since a few days. Writing the OS was easy. BUT re-Creating what i had pictured, on IF with similar color editing... A WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY !! Hope you all like it as i TRIED to be as creativelee close to the original with the colouring as much as IF allowed me to.
Happy reading. 😃
OS : Me Khiladi Tu Anari
For the fifth time in 7 min, Rudra looked at the door followed by a glance at his wrist watch.
Amandeep Singh, who was looking at some files in the desk drawer nearby, was now completely sure the 'Dal' was black !
Just as Major. Rudra raised his head once again towards the door, In marched Lt. Kumar. There was a small rectangle box in his hand.
Amandeep's eyes mirrored that of a cat who had just flicked his tongue at the master's milk & shut the eyes close in almost a straight line. But with ears wide opened (-v-)
Rudra grabbed the box out of the Lt.'s hand & hid it from the prying eyes of Aman.
"Sir ek saal ki warranty mili hai Apple store se, to aapko ye phone register karne ko bola hai store manager ne" Lt. Kumar innocently relayed the message.
Rudra face-palmed ! Just what he did not need. Aman to know what he was planning !
"Haa. Tum jao.. Thank you" Rudra dismissed Lt. Kumar
Lt. Kumar's steps out of the office were directly proportioned to Lt. Amandeep's steps towards Rudra's desk.
"Sir ? Naya phone liya ?" Aman asked. His enthusiasm was leaping out in waves *foodak foodak ke*
"Naa" Rudra spoke poker faced
"Bhabhi ke liye?" Aman's next question was ready
"Haa toh?"
"Nahi...bas.. Achchi baat hai" Aman replied with an innocent face. Tha white HALO on his head magically appeared as viewed by Rudra who was still sitting in his chair.
This was too fishy. Rudra knew his assistant was a prankster, and off late, His royal self, Major Rudra Pratap Ranawat, was the latest MTV Bakra in Aman otherwise boring life.
"Sir.. Err.. Ek baat pooch lu?" Aman asked biting his lips hesitantly, shifting the weight of his 5"11 frame from right to left leg & back.
"Bewakoofi wala sawaal hoga to ulte pao wapas apne kaam pe lag jaayio" Rudra snarked.
"Nahi nahi.. Seedha sa hai."
"Haan to pooch na.. Kaunse muhurat shot ka intazaar kar raha hai tu?"
Rudra watched Aman had glanced at the Iphone box in his hand sly-lee before asking, "Sir.. Aap.. Aap Facebook pe ho?"
*Silent Pause* -------- *Aman mouth was left open looking at Rudra through eye blinks*----- * Rudra shutting his eyes and grinding his teeth in frustration* -------- *Counting 5 to 1 backwards* ----- *Rudra opened his eyes & stood up rather quickly* ----- Then the explosion !! (The Background score guy had once again appeared with his DHOOM TANA NANA DHOOM dhol)
"Amannn !!!!!!!!!!"
"Sorry sir.. Sorry.." Aman retraced his steps back to the file browsing task. Muttering, "Chillake ke fayda hoye. Sir pakka chupa rahe hai mujhse"
"Me sun sakta hu Amannn"
What Rudra did not hear was Aman's thoughts, *Sir facebook pe hai.. Me jaanta hu.. BKSingh sir ne sabko account banane ko bola tha for communication & terrorist watch. Hmmm.. Need to talk to Sunehri tonight* 😈
Poor Rudra !
Sunehri bai-sa kya kar rahi ho?" Paro peeped over the younger one's shoulder, who jumped up in alarm, startling Paro too.
"What the.. Beejejus.. Paro bhabhi-sa you scared me"
"Aap---" Paro suddenly noticed that Sunehri was holding the new phone, which Rudra had gifted her last night. *Jab bhi baat karni ho mujhse, isse istamaal karna. Ghar ka phone busy rakhne ki koi zarurat nahi* she remembered Rudra insisting. "Ye to mera hai na?" Paro pointed out to the device in Sunehri's hand.
"Haa bhabhi-sa. Wo naya hai na, toh me ispe Facebook application activate kar rahi thi"
" ~%^$ *^%$% <>|}{| " <=== Cant understand this? Yes THIS is how Paro felt when Sunehri spoke the alien language about Face-What !!
"Bataa bhi do Sunehri, kya kar rahi thi.. Aur ye Shakal wali kitaab.. Kya hota hai?" Paro prodded further.
"Hmmm, Parvati bhabhi-sa.. Its time you learn what the modern world is upto"
Sunehri then grinned remembering the late night chat session she & Lt. Amandeep Singh had dwelled into last night. Ah sweet sweet memories
11:30pm
Chandangardh
PRPR has joined Facebook
Like Comment Share 3 hours ago
AmazingAman and 6 others like this.
SherRanawat Parvati Is that you ?
2 hours 45 minutes ago Like
Jaipuria Whoa lookie look who is here 🤗
2 hours 37 minutes ago Like
SamSam 😒 ^^ Sumer thappad khani hai na tumhe banna se? Thakur banoge Sholay ke !
2 hours 34 minutes ago
LehriSunehri and 4 others like this
AmazingAman is guilty of @PRPR joining Facebook.
2 hours 05 minutes ago 8 Likes
SamSam @AmazingAman U R in deep deep sh*t right now.
1 hour 41 minutes ago 3 Likes
KitchenQueenTili OMG SamSam language
1 hour 38 minutes ago Like
Jaipuria ha ha bhai-sa ko bhabhi-sa se padi 🥳
1 hour 33 minutes ago Like
VeerRanawat Sumer ! I AM WATCHING. Khabardaar jo majak udaya Samrat ka.
1 hour 30 minutes ago . 5 Likes
Jaipuria is missing maa-sa 😔 I will be back.
1 hour 23 minutes ago . 2 Likes
Jaipuria changed his profile name to SumerRanawat
1 hour 10 minutes ago Like
SumerRanawat I am back. Question Time Alert. Revenge is going to be sweet
Like Comment Share 1 hour 2 minutes ago
PRPR Kyu.. Kya hua Sumer-sa. Revenge?
58 minutes ago 2 Likes
AmazingAman what revenge why revenge 😕
55 minutes ago Like
SamSam I have a bad feeling about this..
55 minutes ago 5 Likes
KitchenQueenTili Nahiii. Jitne jaldi ho sake, bhaag jao sab. Iske questions khatam hi
nahi hote.
51 minutes ago 5 Likes
SumerRanawat What is BruceLee's fav food?
Like Comment Share 45 minutes ago
AmazingAman O.K spill Sumer. What's wrong? What has BruceLi got to do with your
revenge ? *Comphused*
45 minutes ago 1 Like
LehriSunehri Aman-sa do not ask !
43 minutes ago 5Likes
SumerRanawat Id-Lee !! Idli !! Get it ?? 🤣
38 minutes ago Like
LehriSunehri *FacePalms*
35 minutes ago 5 Likes
SherRanawat Babloo..
28 minutes ago 1 Like
VeerRanawat Bhai-sa you were right. Your team is smarter.. Definite-LEE !!
27 minutes ago 1 Like
SumerRanawat In what did BruceLee eat his food?
Like Comment Share 23 minutes ago
PRPR KISSME
22 minutes ago 1 Like
LehriSunehri Sumer bhai-sa STOP liking ^^ misunderstood comments, Rudra bhai-sa
ne dekh liya toh aapki khair nahi // Bhabhi-saaa 😲 Kis - me(in) yaani ke, in what ?
likho. Naa ki KISSME. Kissme ka matlab kuch aur hi hota hai 😳
22 minutes ago 2 Likes
AmazingAman errr ❤️
20 minutes ago Like
SamSam @AmazingAman what the FcUk 🤬
19 minutes ago 2 Likes
KitchenQueenTili AND the folks on www.india-forums.com/Rangrasiya_forum think
@SamSam is a MUTE SAINT ! 🤔
19 minutes ago 5 Likes
PRPR What does-- "What the FcUk mean" ?
18 minutes ago Like
AmazingAman Oh man !! $hit just hit the fan ! V R royally sCreWed
18 minutes ago 3 Likes
SumerRanawat Thaa-Lee !! THALI as in PLATE !! GET IT ?? 🤣 I keel myself with my
jokes
Like Comment Share 17 minutes ago
RudeRaNaaWhat O.K 😡 who changed my profile name on Facebook ?????
And what do you mean by Rude R And A What ???????
16 minutes ago Like
RudeRaNaaWhat What The Hell !! PRPR ? Kiss me ? Will someone please explain whats going on ? Someone get this CHILD off Facebook--- NOW. Btw.. Who got her here ?????
15 minutes ago Like
AmazingAman passed away in his sleep. 😭 This is auto update
15 minutes ago
SumerRanawat SamSam SherRanawat VeerRanawat KitchenQueenTili Like this
SamSam HaHaHaHa bolti bund Aman-sa? R.I.P
13 minutes ago Like
SumerRanawat Where did @AmazingAman flee to after @RudeRaNaaWat roared ?
10 minutes ago Like
PRPR Kaha Sumer banna-sa?
10 minutes ago 8 Likes
RudeRaNaaWhatChanged his name to RPR
Like Comment Share 9 minutes ago
RPR Thats it. @AmazingAman.. Tumhe toh me subah BSD office me dekh lunga AND @PRPR You. Come. Here. Right. Now. In our bedroom. Tumhe KISSME & FcUk ka matlab samjhata hu ! 🤬
9 minutes ago 3 Likes
SumerRanawat It-Lee !! Italy. Get it ? Get it ? 👏 😆
8 minutes ago Like
LehriSunehri @SumerRanawat staaph pulleaze 😒 CAN YOU NOT !
7 minutes ago 6 Likes
VeerRanawat *FacePalm*
7 minutes ago 3 Likes
SherRanawat Tsk tsk tsk. Rudra Dev Maharaj @RPR Ek jawaan aive hi
shaheed ho gaya ☯️
5 minutes ago 5 Likes
SherRanawat Time to retire. Goodnight all.
4 minutes ago 8 Likes
*Somewhere someone was singing the song "Me khiladi Tu Anari" and dedicating it to @AmazingAman for once again pulling a fast one on @RPR 😃
Meanwhile... *Aman was busy on Facebook mesenger* on the side
AmazingAman
active 7m ago
active 7m ago
"Yo Sunehri, that was smart. Sir & Bhabhi in one room.
All night. & a few guided lessons of what is the meaning of..
KISSME and FC--- errr Ha Ha x ROFL"
All night. & a few guided lessons of what is the meaning of..
KISSME and FC--- errr Ha Ha x ROFL"
"EGAD !" 😲
"O this is priceless ! Saamne hoti toh, I could 🤗 & Kiss you XoXo
for helping me get Bhabhi on Facebook"
"Hello? @LehriSunehri? YAAAH ! You there? ek 👍🏼 ALL THE BEST 👍🏼 toh bol deti
Kal shaheed hona hai BSD me @RPR ke haathon...S-I-G-H"
for helping me get Bhabhi on Facebook"
"Hello? @LehriSunehri? YAAAH ! You there? ek 👍🏼 ALL THE BEST 👍🏼 toh bol deti
Kal shaheed hona hai BSD me @RPR ke haathon...S-I-G-H"
He stared at the cell screen as he did not get a reply back.
For. Sunehri. Had. Fainted. Reading. His. 2nd Last. Line
As promised, Updated on 11 May 2014
OS: Me Khiladi Tu Anari 2
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/rangrasiya/4017329/os-me-khiladi-tu-anari-chapter-2-updated-poster-added-11may14.
A/n
Disclaimer: This is a fictional scenario in its entirety.
No such id's exist on Facebook. Do Not Google Them 😆
Pardon if you notice any mistakes in Facebook chat look. I am Human.
Thank you.
