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BSD Senior officer, with double chin : Rudra, you moron. If you wanted to sleep with the girl, do it on your own time.
Rudra: But sir, I was and I have no idea why media thinks this is front page news.
Yahan Bhi Aman: Sir, I am a witness. Sirji has done no hanky panky. He was even kind enough to watch over her when she did susu.
BSD Senior officer, with double chin: What!! What!! I can't believe what I am hearing. Is this why we gave you those medals? To stand sentry over a peeing girl?
Rudra: Sir, you must undertand. Circumstances needed that. Besides, I was only threatening to marry her by making sexual advances on her.
BSD Senior officer, with double chin: Holy Macaroni! This is the limit. Singh, why can't you control you men?
Singh sir: Ahem! Sir yes, I had instructed him to use softness and tenderness.
BSD Senior officer, with double chin: Enough!! I've heard enough. Amandeep, strip Moonchiya nanga.
YBH: Sir?
SJ, claps: yess!!
BSD Senior officer, with double chin: *ahem* *cough* I mean strip him off his medals
Rudra: Nahi, meri izat math looto.
YBH: Sorry, sir.
Rudra goes to local Moonshine Bhatti and drinks the local brew of Mahua laced Alcohol, that severly impairs your central nervous system functions.
Rudra: Paro, Sub ko Goli Maro, Aao meri Paro
Paro exasperated: Uff! can't a woman play dress up with peace of mind? I was just about enjoying the new duds.
Rudra: Paro, Der na Karo, Aao meri Paro
Paro: Nautanki, now he is going to sooside and I will have to marry him. Aayiii
Rudra: Paro, you know what the problem is with the Shiv Parvathi story?
Paro: What?
Rudra: Shivji did not work for BSD.
Paro: So?
Rudra: There was no chance of anyone stripping him. You silly girl! Now see what you've done! I've been stripped off my medals and assorted stars and pieces of metal
Paro wonders why the temple Panditji failed to mention that when he recommended she do what Parvathi did.
Paro, defensively: haan haan, so what, waisay bhi your uniform had more jewelry than me. see how for every star you stripped, i put a new piece on me. *dances her eyes*
Rudra: Lets do an economical and quick shaadi.
Paro: No! I had dreamed of Red ghaghra, velvet, flowers, canopy, mandap!! Noo!!!
Rudra: Chuck all that, you are getting this instead *points to his 6 packs abs* isn't that enough
Paro: I guess, Major sa!
Rudra: Major sa? I know that turns you on. But I'm not one anymore! Boohoo, they stripped me, Paro, they stripped me.
SJ: do you want hanky Rudra banna? *blows my own nose*
KcM: Breathe, breathe, this will be over soon. As long as my Iron Throne is safe.
Rudra breaks apart the Iron throne
KcM: You imbecile!
Rudra pulls all the clothes from clotheslines
Mythili: oh no! Thats my only other bra. Samrat do something, he will burn it.
Samrat: Do you expect me to father a child ever?
Mythili: Of course, how else will i get pregnant...oh wait! are you suggesting I...
Samrat: Shut up! and No, I am not suggesting that. Just watch.
Rudra: shaadi mein kya chahiye hotha hai. Byah karengay, aa.
The cameraman sits inside havan kund and catches all the remaining ghee on his camera.
Rudra: ladki bhi hai, lakdi bhi hai, now we shaadi and then the much awaited consumashuns
Forum members: aaah! *applause*
Then the mumble jumble mantras begin, marking the importance of shaadi because without those mantras, we simply won't understand how bad it looks.
Todays DediStripicashuns
Vegas Weddings Inc.
Originally posted by: CyberOstrich
Let's have some desi tharra
Let's have some shaadi now
Just hold this ghee ka dabba
Lets break the kursi now
Chalo Chalo ji aag laga lo
Chalo chalo ji phere laga lo
Pakad Paro ki wrist
Coz I've
Been Stripped, been stripped
Been Stripped, been stripped
PS- 👍🏼 for the bonus!- Pliss you also be wearing Laal bridal saree today- counter juxtaposition!
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