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Hello Hi bitiyas - Rasiya Ve đ¤
So Dave banna was at loose ends the other night, and decided to catch up on RangRasiya - just to check out Indian (not Native Amreekan, but gen-you-ine Indian) soaps. And after going on a raqth'd reth binge - he came up with his Top 10 list... đ
10. Parrow and Rude-draw are engaged in desi version of hit Hollywood phillum War of the Roses. But they are much more accomodating - they don't hate each other simultaneously. No sirree - they take turns. Coz Indian audiences get skittish with hate, especially the kind that isn't accompanied by regular trip-fall-catch-stare-shaanth-rasiya-ve.
9. Bitiya Parrow radios Rude-Draw while standing on one foot in the rain - but the bat signal is intercepted by Dil-sure as it travels across Gotham haveli. đ˛ Memories of Bold and Beautiful ring out in Dave's brain - when Brooke baisa rabba ve'd Ridge banna, but bapusa Eric responded instead.
8. Parrow's choli was hiked and lehenga lowered in a bid to boost ratings. Unfortunately, what got hiked was not TRP... but BP. Yespecially on India Forums.
7. Parrow Baisa has now been wedded, almost wedded, fake-wedded and hate-wedded more times than Elizabeth Taylor. Poor Sue-nerri is still waiting for her first. đ Where is the justice - Colonel Saab? If not a Major Saab, can she at least get a Captain Saab? Even a Sergeant Saab or Mall Security Guard Saab will do. Really. đđź
6. The BSD's raison-d'etre - their sole purpose of existence, is to award and revoke medals to and from Rude-Draw. đ¤ They even have an annual budget for this exercise. However, this year's spend is set to exceed forecast because of a certain Parrow baisa who decided to turn BSD awards ceremonies into shaadi.com.
5. Dil-sure bapu-sa woke up from a life-threatening coma 15 minutes ago, and is already up and about celebrating spring break like a giddy freshman. 
Doctors everywhere cry into their scrubs - 5 years of study all went wayshte, and is now "Meant Nothing".đĄ đĄ In the meantime, Parrow has received an urgent request to stand outside Thakurain Maa-sa's door on one foot - given its been 10 days now, and Thakurain Maasa shows no signs of recovering from chloroform.
Doctors everywhere cry into their scrubs - 5 years of study all went wayshte, and is now "Meant Nothing".đĄ đĄ In the meantime, Parrow has received an urgent request to stand outside Thakurain Maa-sa's door on one foot - given its been 10 days now, and Thakurain Maasa shows no signs of recovering from chloroform.4. TRP aunties everywhere are baying for more rabba-ve's between Maachi-sa and My-teeli beendhni. They've run out of their hoard of insults, and need to restock the pantry. My-teeli beendhni is trying stay out of the CV's sights - or they just might send her back to the kitchen to palti maro another burger on the barbecue. 
3. Speaking of Thakurain-Sa and her Barney - they have joined Dick Cheney at a secure undisclosed location for skeet shooting with sarhad-paar smuggled guns. Unfortunately, Barney Sa was hit in the derrierre with buckshot and is now recuperating on a movie set. He will be back in 11/28/45 days with "Main Aur Mhari Mrs. Right". âď¸
2. Maachi-sa has been formally crowned El Nino ki amma. She keeps threatening to ruin mausam for everyone - but is yet to cause so much as a dust bunny to skitter across the room. 
She has also begun receiving anonymous "I Heart You" notes from a certain Masala Mama. 
Dan-Veer has denied all knowledge of the notes, but has offered to provide dowry with alacrity.
She has also begun receiving anonymous "I Heart You" notes from a certain Masala Mama. Dan-Veer has denied all knowledge of the notes, but has offered to provide dowry with alacrity.And finally...
1. Birpur and its entire population of 4025 unwed brides has disappeared sarhad paar in one shot. No one even cares anymore - the BSD simply uprooted the sarhad fence and replanted it on *this* side of the barren village.
Problem solved. đ đ đ
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