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Ok...forum girls take a burning candle, diya (err not agarbatties and flashlights please)..whatever in your right hand, and say it aloud, dramatically with me:
Main Kasam khaati hoon ke...for all the days Ashish is missing from the show...1/2/3 ...*chokes on her tears and cant go beyond*...I will pray desperately to Godji like never before for his speedy recovery...do aartis, mannats, pooja paths, vrat upvaas, bhajan, kirtan, jagraata...Jai Maa Trisula
Main taking vows and bowwows...I will become kaatnewaali for every machchar in sight...khoon ka badlaa khoon, malaria ka badla, loveria...Ussne hamare Ashish ko kata...
Main Kasam khaati hoon ke...for all the days he is missing, I will go on IF, twitter, fb...and wherever...and make at least a dozen posts daily saying how much I miss him, how the show is suffering, how the cvs are making a hash of it without him, and how much speedy his recovery should be (speed of light...anyone?? 299,792,458 mts/sec...DN2012...badi buddhishaali balika hai)
Main Kasam Khaati Hoon ke...I will send him at least a lifetime's supply of Kaale dhaage, taaveez, attas, laal kaali mirchi to nazar utarofy and not lagaofy in future...we fan gurlz have very buri nazars...kahaan kahaan lagti hai...ouii maa!! And of course more than a life time's supply of fresh nimboo mirchi every day...to hang on his moochiyas,,,preferably one nimboo and one mirchi on each side, no nazar and perfect hormonal balance.
Main Kasam Khaati Hoon ke..(make sure the candle is still burning, or quickly grab another one..rush!!)...Till he returns I will see Paro and only Paro on the screen, making sure that she follows next in his footsteps. Not to worry we kasamafy to do the same for her too. Story building, foundation laying jaay bhaad mein...if not one than at least the other has to be there na...
Main..blah blah...Till he returns I will notice and criticize everything from the Danveer ki moonch to Samrat ki poonch, from Dilsher ki taang to Mohini ki Maang, from Paro ka Naada to Sumer ka Pajama, not to mention the curtains, doors, walls, windows, lamp shades...we love the show yaar criticize kare bagair aise kaise chhod denge...
Main...badaam khao sab...For every post that criticizes I will make two post to show my support for the cvs...thus following the yin yang pattern of universal balance...CVs aage badho hum tumhaare saath hain, Ashish hi kyun hum sab bimaar hain...
Haan haan wahi kasam...When they use editing techniques and body doubles, I will rush to prove that I noticed it too...how ishmart we all are!! Also every single day will make at least one post on alternate story line or things that can be shown...making a total of at least a dozen different posts on how to proceed with the show daily...making sure the show shuts down super fast
Main...(how lazy upar dekh lo yaar)...When he gets back, I will dance on Mera Piya Ghar Aaya or Rang Rasiya Title Track or Heli Maari...at least a dozen times wearing a laaal ghaghra in front of the TV or Lappy...and hopefully Rukmini will join in...
Main...u know...When he gets back I will distribute prasaad in the form of pizza, chaat, vada pau, chocolates, cookies, pani puri, ice cream, cake...preferably only to myself (but if family members protest will try n share just to shut them up)
Ok...bujhaofy the candle and your hand, if its still there, and firmly follow your vows. Also you are free to add to the kasams, the more the merrier,,,we can burn the house down!! And do I have to say that this is meant to offend each and every friend on this forum...ya phir tum log samajh loge ke ye time pass taang khichaayi hai...Jai Bholenath...!!
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