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Originally posted by: shreya_rc
Paro : Jai maa trisula ! raksha karna iss rakshas sey...How will I maintian 18 inches sexy kamariya after bearing houseful of Ranawat kids ! I would rather run to chitorgar and be a contestant of Miss Padminibai India 2014. Yess !! I will do that.Rudy boy: Ek bar jo meine commitment kar di mei apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta. Forget Trishula Mata. Why to torment Chitorgarh with your Haili Maaro Sun le chorus 😡 that will be sung 5 mins before your Ms Padmini Bai Contest. We can let Thakur join Padmini Contest for a change if you can spill the beans of Arms consumashun. You see we can have wedding consumashun after that n my Dillu will be able to dream langri Tang consumashuns with Thakurain sa
Sr. Dilsher (meanwhile) :yess she is the masahkali matak kali girl I saw long time back in that bakwas filim with my wifeysa...but the kabootars disturbed her soo much all thru the filim that she ran to chase them off and never came back. The kabootars remained in this haveli however...poopy whitewashed all my dear, costly bug eaten furnitures,played with samrat and sumer soo much that one became pegion hearted and other pea-brained ! jay rudradev! Now itz my moment of reckoning !! yo anarkali matakkali ! lay 10 eggs asap! my son ...errm my haveli is hungry ! and angry😈!! give me the choir to sing ''kabootar jaah jaah jaah !!"
I couldnt sleep so wrote down whatever was swimming inside my head.
continuation...
Rudy boy : twirls his left consummasun mooch suggestively and winks.
Paro: Nahiii nahiii nahiii. Holy ox of Bholenath ! what hav u taken me for ? Incubator ?
ek baar saadi kiya toh woh imli khilane ka aur kamra choona karne ka wada dekar mar gaya, doosri saadi ki socha bhi nahi, jallad gun lekar khada hogaya 10 bacche ka demands le ke...kya karoo ? kitkat break le loon ?
rudy boy (all impatient) : jaldi bol ...4din kya 4 min mein bol, trigger dabau yaa jigar I mean birpur jalau ??
Countdown starts now ...
4
3
2
1.9
1.7
...
Paro frantically heaves her billowy bosom to distract Rudy.
sr. Ranawat closes his eye in happiness.
AND THEN...a faint whisper of Petrificus Totalas (desi remix version) stuns everyone :
atan paatan
iski uski
chuski fiski
saadi kiski
pee le whisky
le udd jaa
hosh uski !!!
