The 10/4/many-more-days Wedding Invite.

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Posted: 12 years ago
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A few quick mind boggling observations.
1. Since everyone is asuming Mohini can never become a dadi, Sumer must be gay? Or impotent, too? Or a lech for life? Or Ruddy's punching bag? Oh yes- Mohini's illegitimate, non-Ranawat kid.

2. Ruddy's virility now vouched for by Lionheart himself. Ensured grandkid (-son, actually).Gals, are you excited for this hot thing in town? And Thakur Tejawat has a fitful sleep, with little Teju feeling insecure.

3. Mohini actually talks sense sometimes. It is generally wedding after an engagement. But her remarriage joke bigdao-ed Maithili's mausam, big time. Dilsher isn't the cupid. It's Mohini. She's the trigger to the ishqaun-dhisqaun gun. Slap, then shaadi, she takes all the credit. And judging by the number of Dilly-Mohini scenes we're getting, they're the new Cupid Shaadi Agency.

4. (To be Mrs.) Parvati (Smoking-hot Tail Ranawat), and her mental state was in a storm today.
Shaadi in ten days? What the fu...! SHAADI IN FOUR DAYS? ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME?
*Reactions*
Ruddy-Mohini: Who asked you? Why do you care? Who are you really? Chalaak? Stupid? Namak-jaisi? Or mirch?
Paro: Please. Breathe, and let breathe. I'll teach you. Like this. *demonstrates heaving-chest special hyperventilation technique. Mohini starts catching up. Dilly runs to get his pump. Ruddy enraptured.*

5. I am turning deaf. Do something about the hell is breaking lose type BG music.

6. Ashish's acting. 👏

7. All my literary credibility justified: Ruddy and Harry Potter share the same birthday. My life is meaningful this point on. I hereby swear allegiance to the show for this one HUGE commonality.

Tomorrow: Get married to me or dupe Tejawat. Pick one. Paro (from latest video) decides to jump into her own funeral pyre. *I try to grapple with the meaning of such painstakingly slow absurdist drama. Not trying to comment on military protocol facts*

I will still watch the show because it is a decent one, on which I end up spending a lot of time. I need to justify it- that's my defense mechanism. I have no doll to cry to.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Daddy Ranawat is over confident bout Rudra dev's gun sa!!Baap re Baap!!
Hope CV's wont bring up Diabetic Jr.Ranawats in future track!!
😉
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: JazzyMohd

Daddy Ranawat is over confident bout Rudra dev's gun sa!!Baap re Baap!!
Hope CV's wont bring up Diabetic Jr.Ranawats in future track!!
😉


Too many insecure people now. Mohini, Samrat, Maithili, Tejawat, and our poor Paro. Who's life has been spiralling out of her hands at jet speed.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: Exprimere

A few quick mind boggling observations.

1. Since everyone is asuming Mohini can never become a dadi, Sumer must be gay? Or impotent, too? Or a lech for life? Or Ruddy's punching bag? Oh yes- Mohini's illegitimate, non-Ranawat kid.
Hence the arrival of panditji,1st one is not giving any child,let the second one try.Dilsher has challenged Mohini.she alwasy rose to a challenge.
Now it is a race between Mohin and Dilsher.other family members stay back.

2. Ruddy's virility now vouched for by Lionheart himself. Ensured grandkid (-son, actually).Gals, are you excited for this hot thing in town? And Thakur Tejawat has a fitful sleep, with little Teju feeling insecure.

3. Mohini actually talks sense sometimes. It is generally wedding after an engagement. But her remarriage joke bigdao-ed Maithili's mausam, big time. Dilsher isn't the cupid. It's Mohini. She's the trigger to the ishqaun-dhisqaun gun. Slap, then shaadi, she takes all the responsibility. And judging by the number of Dilly-Mohini scenes we're getting, they're the new Cupid Shaadi Agency.

4. (To be Mrs.) Parvati (Smoking-hot Tail Ranawat), and her mental state was in a storm today.
Shaadi in ten days? What the fu...! SHAADI IN FOUR DAYS? ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME?
*Reactions*
Ruddy-Mohini: Who asked you? Why do you care? Who are you really? Chalaak? Stupid?
Paro: Please. Breathe, and let breathe. I'll teach you. Like this. *demonstrates heaving-chest special hyperventilation technique. Mohini starts catching up. Dilly runs to get his pump. Ruddy enraptured.*
🤣

5. I am turning deaf. Do something about the hell is breaking lose type BG music.

6. Ashish's acting. 👏

7. All my literary credibility justified: Ruddy and Harry Potter share the same birthday. My life is meaningful this point on. I hereby swear allegiance to the show for this one HUGE commonality.


Tomorrow: Get married to me or dupe Tejawat. Pick one. Paro (from latest video) decides to jump into her own funeral pyre. *I try to grapple with the meaning of such painstakingly slow absurdist drama. Not trying to comment on military protocol facts*

I will still watch the show because it is a decent one, on which I end up spending a lot of time. I need to justify it- that's my defense mechanism.

Edited by DN2012 - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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I think Paro is gonna make the wedding fire the funeral pyres ...but I guess she forgets the threat still stands na Jallad Ranawat said b4 she enters pearly gates her near and dear will be there to greet her (or some such)...
anyways new form of torture to elicit a confession

Threaten to marry your perp
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Lmao!!! Rudra sa had many commitments he needs to fufil 😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: Jaz1990

Lmao!!! Rudra sa had many commitments he needs to fufil 😆


The guy hates women. What a tough life, with all such performance pressure.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Rudy boy has actually taken Paro's laep lagao session n "Where is my Home?..Where have you kept it" question too seriously. He has identified the Joan of Arc in her n knows she will be perfect everlasting army of Bhole Nath against Mausam Kaki. . Plus his daddy has declared baby making competition between the true Runawat men n his Rudy Ranawat.

Why to delay the good occasion for 10 days?Time can't be wasted anymore in Eye consumashuns, Baby making starts ASAP Lets do it now!..Ahemmm..Make it 4 days Yo Yo Kaki Sa!
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: Exprimere

A few quick mind boggling observations.

1. Since everyone is asuming Mohini can never become a dadi, Sumer must be gay? Or impotent, too? Or a lech for life? Or Ruddy's punching bag? Oh yes- Mohini's illegitimate, non-Ranawat kid. No Comments! 😉

2. Ruddy's virility now vouched for by Lionheart himself. Ensured grandkid (-son, actually).Gals, are you excited for this hot thing in town? And Thakur Tejawat has a fitful sleep, with little Teju feeling insecure. 😆

3. Mohini actually talks sense sometimes. LOL! It is generally wedding after an engagement. But her remarriage joke bigdao-ed Maithili's mausam, big time. Dilsher isn't the cupid. It's Mohini. She's the trigger to the ishqaun-dhisqaun gun. Slap, then shaadi, she takes all the responsibility. And judging by the number of Dilly-Mohini scenes we're getting, they're the new Cupid Shaadi Agency. Me likey! Yayy!


4. (To be Mrs.) Parvati (Smoking-hot Tail Ranawat), and her mental state was in a storm today.
Shaadi in ten days? What the fu...! SHAADI IN FOUR DAYS? ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME?

Last night, Paro had a nightmare of her pichhla janam and all she remembers is her pichhle pati's colourful curses and swear words! Infact, she even knows what comes after the famous, 'What the..!' Not bad, titaliya! 😆

*Reactions*

Ruddy-Mohini: Who asked you? Why do you care? Who are you really? Chalaak? Stupid?
Paro: Please. Breathe, and let breathe. I'll teach you. Like this. *demonstrates heaving-chest special hyperventilation technique. Mohini starts catching up. Dilly runs to get his pump. Ruddy enraptured.* What do I say? Hmm, nothing left to, I guess?! 😛

5. I am turning deaf. Do something about the hell is breaking lose type BG music. 🤣

6. Ashish's acting. 👏

7. All my literary credibility justified: Ruddy and Harry Potter share the same birthday. My life is meaningful this point on. I hereby swear allegiance to the show for this one HUGE commonality.
Are you serious? Please don't laugh, are you really serious? 😆

Tomorrow: Get married to me or dupe Tejawat. Pick one. Paro (from lat
est video) decides to jump into her own funeral pyre. *I try to grapple with the meaning of such painstakingly slow absurdist drama. Not trying to comment on military protocol facts*

I will still watch the show because it is a decent one, on which I end up spending a lot of time. I need to justify it- that's my defense mechanism. We sail the same boat! 😉


Baisa, you really had me laughing! Please gimme a moment to compose myself! A very good post, this one! I gotta tell you, I'd read at least thrice and had my fill of fun, then came to comment how really good I felt! Thanks for the fun-post! Keep writing more, please? 😉
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: CravingKhana

I think Paro is gonna make the wedding fire the funeral pyres ...but I guess she forgets the threat still stands na Jallad Ranawat said b4 she enters pearly gates her near and dear will be there to greet her (or some such)...

anyways new form of torture to elicit a confession

Threaten to marry your perp


And if the show is going so bizarre anyway, WHERE IS MY LAILA? I'm missing her. I want some variation along with the taunt-factory.

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