The 10/4/many-more-days Wedding Invite. - Page 10

Originally posted by: Exprimere

A few quick mind boggling observations.

1. Since everyone is asuming Mohini can never become a dadi, Sumer must be gay? Or impotent, too? Or a lech for life? Or Ruddy's punching bag? Oh yes- Mohini's illegitimate, non-Ranawat kid.

2. Ruddy's virility now vouched for by Lionheart himself. Ensured grandkid (-son, actually).Gals, are you excited for this hot thing in town? And Thakur Tejawat has a fitful sleep, with little Teju feeling insecure.

3. Mohini actually talks sense sometimes. It is generally wedding after an engagement. But her remarriage joke bigdao-ed Maithili's mausam, big time. Dilsher isn't the cupid. It's Mohini. She's the trigger to the ishqaun-dhisqaun gun. Slap, then shaadi, she takes all the credit. And judging by the number of Dilly-Mohini scenes we're getting, they're the new Cupid Shaadi Agency.

4. (To be Mrs.) Parvati (Smoking-hot Tail Ranawat), and her mental state was in a storm today.

Shaadi in ten days? What the fu...! SHAADI IN FOUR DAYS? ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME?

*Reactions*

Ruddy-Mohini: Who asked you? Why do you care? Who are you really? Chalaak? Stupid? Namak-jaisi? Or mirch?

Paro: Please. Breathe, and let breathe. I'll teach you. Like this. *demonstrates heaving-chest special hyperventilation technique. Mohini starts catching up. Dilly runs to get his pump. Ruddy enraptured.*

5. I am turning deaf. Do something about the hell is breaking lose type BG music.

6. Ashish's acting. 👏

7. All my literary credibility justified: Ruddy and Harry Potter share the same birthday. My life is meaningful this point on. I hereby swear allegiance to the show for this one HUGE commonality.

Tomorrow: Get married to me or dupe Tejawat. Pick one. Paro (from latest video) decides to jump into her own funeral pyre. *I try to grapple with the meaning of such painstakingly slow absurdist drama. Not trying to comment on military protocol facts*

I will still watch the show because it is a decent one, on which I end up spending a lot of time. I need to justify it- that's my defense mechanism. I have no doll to cry to.

Originally posted by: shreya_rc

I didnt start it Gargi ! dont blame me, man ! I only butted in to clear my confusions but alas, neither Basanti nor Snigz enlightened me😭

Originally posted by: sweet_gargi

are roh mat...aisi censored baatei jo sir whisper mei hi ho sakte hai usse hum stayfree rehte hai chal😆😆

Originally posted by: shreya_rc

LOLZ !! I sincerely hope there are no guys here.😳

Originally posted by: Exprimere

Who cares if there are? Why should we not talk about this? Happens to all women every month. It is that natural.

Originally posted by: shreya_rc

Ho Mata Feminism special paper lenewali !! I understand completely and comprehensively😃