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Posted: 11 years ago
#71

Originally posted by: Semanti


I have a kostin, NB.
For my general knowledge.

As elder sister to so many younger Lydia Bennet types, will you hold roti-making competitions and kurta stitching events to determine who gets married into which respectable family?



LOL, first let me learn and carry out those activities properly. Before I can oversee those competitions. I suck at making rotis, I really do.

However Ill make sure that all of you are trained in making good Green tea. Who know which one of you may end with a Dikra. 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣 hahaha!!

Loved it to the core of my heart.
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Posted: 11 years ago
#73
like always ... i am tickled pink with your post .. 🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
#74

Originally posted by: mimosa658


Excellent PPP SJ as usual...👏 (sounds so cliched now!)

Oh how I missed PPPs shayaron ki jugalbandi for 2 days long 😭

Sunke phatphatiya ka horun

Pahunch gayi main yahan phorun

bahut miss kiya maine phatphatiya

iss liye lekar aayi share mein ghatiya

Ghatiya shayari on yesterday's episode

Rudra ne rakhi jab Paro ke pair par garam paani ki bottle

Toh Paro pahunch gai sapnon ke rang mahal

Dekha Rudra ko lagaatey hue aag

Toh paaro ney maari jor se ek laath

Laath lagi seedhi jaakar Rudra ke naak par

Jor se bola woh dard se cheenkh kar

Kya mera pyaar nahi dekh sakti ho

Jo rozana mujhey itna sataati ho

Paro itra kar boli, huh! Pyaar mein usise karoongi jo lakar dega mujhey dher saari Imli

Kyonki imli sey hi hota hai consumashun ultimately...😆





is shayari ko na kaho tum ghatiya
dil se nikli baath ye badhiya

Paro ki tang mein lagi jo buri moch
Kare Major sa kuch bhaari soch

Ek lambi romantic kavitha sar pe rahi mandra
Moonchiya jo ne dekha 32 times Veer Zara

Tent ke under bhi laghi ek tent
Shukr hai Paro ne nahi dekha ye event

kyonko woh tho thi pee pa kar ludki
ghoday bechkar so gayi nadan ladki

aisay bhi koi sotha hai
na sudh budh na ghar ka patha hai

choli kahi aur khiska kahi aur duppatta
major sab ka man khaye yoon hi dhichkola

ghar mein phudakthi phirthi hui jawani
udthay hua major ke zulf karay beimani

pyar nahi hoga tho aur kya hoga?



Edited by serialjunkie - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
#75
Aapki shayari bilkul hi nahi ghatiya..
Hum nishabd ... Bahut badiya... Bahut badiya..

Paro Jo itna soyegi...paro Jo itna soyegi...
Major Sa kya raat bhar khud ki Khushi karenge.

Major sa hum fan girls. Ki ek advice lo...
Kabhi Kabhi paro ko Utha bhi diya karo...
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Posted: 11 years ago
#76
🤣🤣..
all that friskng by sexy kamariya...and moochiya gets his eye fill too..
tit for tat ...Oh god !..never mind that!😆
case in point...from me to you to you ..or tooh..😆
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3PqPbtSp_o[/YOUTUBE]
aside:can't believe kkkareeena did that..
ofcourse body parts must not be named ..but inner voices tell you otherwise ..
and guess what, clever SJ knows Major can only hears and sees guns and bombs..quite symbolic that..
Now follows the mad Masi Cum Kaki)'s mad mad tea party..can't wait..
(quite a buzz word..ashish is balled over by your ahem ..highly informative posts)
ofcourse the intellect in your post zipped 6 ft above my noodle ..me non indian...but the top half (of the post)😆😆😆..what else!!! was par excellence..
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Posted: 11 years ago
#77

Originally posted by: serialjunkie


is shayari ko na kaho tum ghatiya
dil se nikli baath ye badhiya

Paro ki tang mein lagi jo buri moch
Kare Major sa kuch bhaari soch

Ek lambi romantic kavitha sar pe rahi mandra
Moonchiya jo ne dekha 32 times Veer Zara

Tent ke under bhi laghi ek tent
Shukr hai Paro ne nahi dekha ye event

kyonko woh tho thi pee pa kar ludki
ghoday bechkar so gayi nadan ladki

aisay bhi koi sotha hai
na sudh budh na ghar ka patha hai

choli kahi aur khiska kahi aur duppatta
major sab ka man khaye yoon hi dhichkola

ghar mein phudakthi phirthi hui jawani
udthay hua major ke zulf karay beimani

pyar nahi hoga tho aur kya hoga?




Yeh hai aapka pyaar jo ghatiya ko kahe badhiya
Chalo issi baath par khaayein garam garam jaleibiya

Taang ki chot ka hai Dil se jaroor koi connection
Tabhi to moch ke baad ho jaata hai hero ko heroin se affection

Iss taang ki moch aur belt ki buckling-unbuckling ko dekh kar kya aata hai tumhe kuch yaad
Agar nahi toh jaakar GaHe bhaiya sey karo kuch fariyaad
Kyo Rangrasiya ko unhone recycle bin hai bana daala
Yeh dekh dekh kar hamaara kamjor man baar baar dola

Paro bahut hai sothi kyonki woh hai ek sleeping beauty
Rudra ko ab banaani padegi roj roti
Nahi toh Paro unhe sunayegi khari khoti
Phir kaise ho paayenge hamaare Major sa naughty


Edited by mimosa658 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
#78
Ok ... been waiting where are you?. I know its exam time, but everyone deserves a break. Today is 31st march and in uk major saab has asked paro to marry ... cant remember his name! Moonchia makes me forget all others! ( OK I know it Sumeer) monnchia hasnt frazzled my brains too much. Trouble is when ever I watch an episode I think what is phatphatia going to say? Nothing wasnt even on the list! Not even a comment as ranaavat snr calls monchias bike a phatphattiya! ? Nothing when moonchis remembers their first meeting that being playing roly poly in the sand dunes? MISSING YOU come back soon
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Posted: 11 years ago
#79

Originally posted by: Naach_Basanti



LOL, first let me learn and carry out those activities properly. Before I can oversee those competitions. I suck at making rotis, I really do.

However Ill make sure that all of you are trained in making good Green tea. Who know which one of you may end with a Dikra. 😆




<<Full on filmy style!!!!>>

NAAAHHHIII!!!!!!!!!


I would rather have bitwa!!!!

but on second thoughts...i dunno may be...

Anyone who is not Dikra or bitwa...


Get it!!!! Getit...

ASR without the S...or the one who rhymes with BIWI...

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