PhatPhatiya Post - Haveli Code of Conduct - Page 5

Originally posted by: Naach_Basanti

Samrat and Maithali will try to plagiarise Rudra and Paro.

Originally posted by: Semanti

Ghar Mandir Manohar forum sounds like it ought to be owned by Neil Nitin Mukesh. 😆

Ab agar ek side par ho cross patch Dilsher, aur doosri side par a charming Moonchwala--

Kya karegi bechaari Mala?

After a week on this forum--

-Mohini insists on a 'Members Only' code for all forum posts.

-Mohini is accused of favouritism and Rudra writes an open letter calling her out on it.

-In response, Mohini writes another open letter and tells Rudra 'Rehna hai to raho.'

-Sumer tries to criticize Rudra in a post title 'Why PaSum makes more sense' and is bashed by all the masala workers on the forum.

-Danveer manages to make a few meaningful posts and proceeds to become No 1 in the Hall of Fame.

-Sunehri starts a Bhaiyya-Bhabhi AT titled 'Cn I plz gt sm tipzz? U 2 r so hawtt!'

-Samrat and Maithili continue 'liking' all of Kaki's MOD notes on different threads. But they sneakily make use of MID's to 'like' Paro's posts.

-Paro regularly conducts polls asking the other forumiez what she should wear.

-Dilsher blocks all Garland-related ID's.

-Rudra makes both his and Paro's scrapbooks 'Buddies only' and ensures that they are only buddies with each other.

No comments about the bike ride and Paro's inability to get onto his bike. I live for moments like this.

Originally posted by: laddoo598

SJ-sa linking the Ranawat Circus with IF circus was such a great idea. One of your best PPP! 😆

On to random observations, which is all I am capable of, since God hasn't gifted me enough brains to seek deeper hidden meanings. Sad story.

1) You know the little recap of the happenings thus far they show at the beginning of each episode? The use of shudhh hindi in it is absolutely hilarious! "Paro kamre se bahar aati hai aur usse dekh ke sab ashcharyachakit ho jaate hai" I kid you not, they actually used Ashcharyachakit. Maha fun!

2) Masala MaChi does not approve of eye sex. No foreplay thank you. Only sex.

3) Rudra resembled Bambi when he learned SexyKamariya is his fake fiance now. Not an ounce of rage, at times he looked like the cat who got the cream:

Maine pehne khaki shoes
Gonna let my body loose
Karli hai thodi booze
There's consummashun on my mind
SexyKamariya.. err Bewakoof Aurat kare ride,
Cause abhi baki hai night,
Aur MU bhi hai right,
There's Consummashun on my mind

4) Paro Bai-sa doesn't know how to ride, Major sa's heart breaks. He starts his phatphatiya, I know Paro Bai-sa will stumble forward and hold him to steady herself, I ready myself for some Rangrasiya vey, but instead get scared out of my wits by the loud "AAA" prelude of the song where the singer lady sounds like someone put boiling hot water all over her. Note to makers, go softer on romantic BG pleej, no need to give mini heart attack to the viewers. If you want to give heart attacks then just make Rudra strip.

5) I miss my Aman. Where is he? How is he? I need me some Aman ASAP.

P.S Aman can be Rudra's AT runner in GMM forum. He is such a fangirl for him anyway.

Originally posted by: StripePurple

Laddoo-sa, massive missing happening here. Are all Amans doomed to be lost in the annals of obscurity?😭

Originally posted by: sweetly_sour

Haww! What was she riding? Sounded like she was riding his 'prized-possession'...er,ofcourse his bike.😉

Samrat and Maithali should take lessons of 'riding' from them.