PhatPhatiya Post - Haveli Code of Conduct

amazing post.had me in splits...How do you come up with these ideas day after day??you are really good

Unres

SJ-sa linking the Ranawat Circus with IF circus was such a great idea. One of your best PPP! 😆

On to random observations, which is all I am capable of, since God hasn't gifted me enough brains to seek deeper hidden meanings. Sad story.

1) You know the little recap of the happenings thus far they show at the beginning of each episode? The use of shudhh hindi in it is absolutely hilarious! "Paro kamre se bahar aati hai aur usse dekh ke sab ashcharyachakit ho jaate hai" I kid you not, they actually used Ashcharyachakit. Maha fun!

2) Masala MaChi does not approve of eye sex. No foreplay thank you. Only sex.

3) Rudra resembled Bambi when he learned SexyKamariya is his fake fiance now. Not an ounce of rage, at times he looked like the cat who got the cream:

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

Dilsher and Danveer do some bromance and agree that marrying Mohini was an out and out bad idea.

Marrying Mala wasn't a great idea either Dilsher, but we will discuss that another time.

🤣🤣

Moonchiya walks into the havelie. The Shadi Planning Party is going at full speed deciding the date, pandit, Mahurath, Caterers and menu. Mohini hands out a memo to all the members of the family titled

Code of Conduct - Ghar Mandir Manohar Forum

Haveli Forum Owner: Dilsher in consultation with Vijay Bhaiyya

Haveli Forum Moderator and Honor Maintenance - Mohini

Haveli Dazzler - Danveer

Haveli Problem User - Sumer

Haveli Silent Members - Samrat, Mythili

Haveli MID - Paro

Haveli Troll - Moonchiya

You forgot Sunehri,she is sad now😭😭

Rules

1. No sax talk, no passion, no consumashuns, period. No eye, ear, nose, body, or any type allowed.

only***** allowed.

2. I don't know who Manohar is but the title sounded good for my house. He is not my boyfriend.

3. As Haveli Moderator, I will shut your topic anytime I want. If you have a problem with that PM me.

4. No unmarried girl will share a room with experienced handsome hunks. If you do you will be immediately banned, no questions, no exceptions.

5. Only authorized people like my DIL, who as good as unmarried, and my Samrat who is as good as no experience, are exempt from this rule.

5. Unmarried girls must share the same room. If not their warning levels will be raised and their Murabbas will be confiscated. Rolling Lotas are prime for being used for things you don't want to know. So no freewheeling rolling lota ladkis allowed in Manohar Mandir.

6. I will exercise my birthright to be a Mother In Law/Saas. Married or unmarried.

7. If you cannot adhere to these rules, Khap Panchayat will be assembled. There they will decide the fate of this violatros

Sumer : Mom can I add one more? Buttery silky girls are Kabhi Na Honay Wali bahu. You think Rudra is man enough for her? Can you add a clause so she becomes mine?

Mohini : Shut up you nincompoop! And samrat if you are done doing eye rakhi, get back to work.

Moonchiya: Alright, you win this round. But no one takes away the girl.

Outside

Paro: Where are you taking me now? I was getting comfortable here.

Rudra: I can see that. Whose grand idea was to make you my fiance?

Paro: Not me, your dad!

Rudra's man ke laddoo burst but he had to take control of the situation.

Rudra: ahem! Ranawat gets his flights of fancy.

Paro: What could he do? What could I do?

Rudra: Couldn't you have denied it? Just tell them you are my girlfriend?

Paro: Woh kya cheej hai?

Rudra: Girlfriend? like Laila? Comes with perks, no strings attached.

Paro: No dori? Jai Ma trisula! how does this Laila wear her choli?

Rudra: Hain? Never mind! Wear this.

Paro: Why are we wearing sauce pans on our heads?

Rudra: So we don't splatter like tomatoes on the road. Splatter on me, if you want

Paro: What?

Rudra: never mind. Put one leg on this side and the other on that side. Thats how you ride.

Rudra wonders how many things he will have to teach her before she..err..well..spills the secret of Thakur? The secluded honeymoon suite he booked is sure to open Paro's eyes, ears and senses in more ways than one. But first, he will need to go shopping for hot water bottle, the poor girl has a sprain.

Rudra: Ok, all set?

He kicks the bike into gear and ooo, we all jump in the forum with a roaring applause

Touchiya Touchiya Touchiya, phir se Touchiya

Rang Rasiyaaa

Paro bai sa has sexy kamariya...so we can't blame Major sa...😊😆

res

Ghar Mandir Manohar forum sounds like it ought to be owned by Neil Nitin Mukesh. 😆

🤣🤣..saucepans on our heads!! Just lubbed the roaring and cheering at the end..beats the Super Bowl half time show any day!! We phangirls rock!!