Originally posted by: Semanti
Today we learn the secret of the aloo,
Why Rudra hates it with such junoon.
Dilsher is a lousy cook,
And forever turned Rudra off that root.
Luckily Paro is here to bring back Rudra's appetite,
I did NOT mean it that way, all you gutterminds.
Between the bondage and the food allegories,
Rangrasiya must be a part of a literary critics wet dreams.
I think only Sherdil is really onto the two,
He always asks pertinent questions out of the blue.
Leaving aside the girl's identity.
He asks Rudra why he hasn't said 'Will you marry me?'
And finally, dear P and R-- less talking, more action;
Kindly do not leave it all for fanfiction.
P.S. I will give a prize,
To whoever gets P to not moralize.
Also to Kaki, a free barometer,
If she stops talking about the weather.