If only the CVS had cast me in this role - Day 5

Today's role - Chachi sa !!!

Spice lady/girl/mistress of spices... Forever having problems with everyone and everything ... She has the spice no sugar ... That's makes her not so nice!! She has problems with a too nice husband ( of course zingers come once in a way) , a rowdy son , a son and DIL who are childless . an invalid asthmatic BIL who owns everything and a dabangg nephew and yet to be seen girl Parofrom Birpur!!

If the CVs had chosen me for this role instead of the spice lady , I would have first set the issues right with my ready jar of spices and mixes... And of course people would have then loved me and done my bidding ( house would have been mine ) , grand children would happen, hubby would have listened to me ( not that he doesn't already) and nephew would have stayed chuupp( that one is too much to hope for!!)😆

For my husband - he needs to be more of a go getter ... So many years in the BSD and he is yet a constable...

Tea with

New husband who will ask BIL for share of house and business!!!

For my BIL - to improve asthma and build muscle strength and improve his mood so that he can control son !

For Rudra

Maa ki daal... With all these spices... that should cool him down... and of course go easy easy easy on the salt.

Well my son needs the same thing his father gets in double quantity - so that he can face that Rudra!! Maybe he can recover part of his room and change out of that shirt !!

And for my son and beendhni and a grandchild - masala tea the eternal aphrodisiac... no need of medicine from Jaipur!

For Paro - to fight with her jallad!

Imli with salt

Imli with salt and red chillies

Imli with salt and salt and red chillies and red chillies

To be used as required by Paro

And for me to sleep well in spite of these nagging issues and mosquitoes while my spices to their work!

Tea with oregano/rosemary, thyme , ginger!!! And of course for mosquitoes... no allergy causing coils... Lavender and citronella oil!

Hey CVs , How am I doing? We get rid of the tension and concentrate on the Parud story... we can all play cupids... I do have love potions too other than masala tea!😉

Confession time!

This is the last of the series of if only... The series was done as a jurmana ( punishment) for fangurling over Thakur sa ( he of those lovely dimples that I can dive into!!.😳.. see how nicely he lifted the receiver yesterday and how nicely he cut the call... He is perfect... thakurayin sa...you are so blessed)...

Hope you enjoyed the chronicles as much as I loved making them!

Originally posted by: DiyaS

Ash ... the word is 'jurmana' ... ie punishment ... you mistook it to mean reward 😆

I can see you had FUN doing this ... we had fun reading all this week!!! 🤣

Long may the fangurling on thakur-sa and his dimples continue ... we are all in queue!!!

Thakur sa ( he of those lovely dimples that I can dive into!!.😳.. see how nicely he lifted the receiver yesterday and how nicely he cut the call... He is perfect... thakurayin sa...you are so blessed)...

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Forgot to say ... Loved your take on Mistress of Spices ... gave it a whole new meaning 😆

Originally posted by: -Jamba-

Shreemati Soapy Thakurain Baisa - aaj ka episode can go buy a quart of esstra virgin olive oil, kyunki hamne WU bhi nahin padha yet.

But this post be a shout out to you for a HABSOLUTELY phun-tastic series that tapped your well hidden comic talents. 😃 ⭐️ 😃 ⭐️ 😃

Your "If Only the CV's" side had better not go into hibernation again! 😡

Originally posted by: Newbiesoapfan

Dhanyavaad J ai Jagadambe trishula!!! Waiting for thakur sa to surface!!😉 As for the CVs... all the fun characters are exhausted... will wait until the masala mama entry!😉

Originally posted by: meens80

That was awesome Ash⭐️⭐️⭐️

Its always a blend of sugar n spice n all things nice that makes a balanced character and I hope to see well rounded, layered characters for all n not just one dimensional sterio types prevalent in soapland..

I havent watched today or yesterday's episode and probably won't get a chance till the weekend and missed your thread yesterday so marking my attendence jaldi se aaj😳.

The Take 5 jurnama series brought out a wonderfully creative and snarklicious side to you and i'm looking forward to more of the same in future as I am to fangurling on our very dashing Thakur moochsa😛. If there is anything other than the Parud story I am interested in, then its HIM😆

Originally posted by: soapsuds

Ash I can see that many need the masala chai...you as Mochisa will make a special one for kaka sa...rather that than mosquitoes keeping you awake at night 😉

Moi kostin is does the dimpled thakursa get sa special pot full of the Spanish masala chai? Or will you keep it all for yourself...either ways it works 😉...same outcome😛...but just wondering yunhi...😛🤣

Have to add that I laued this whole series...and please not to be depriving us of the nirmal anand...a Barney sa special episode to banta hai...or are u happy with J having called you thakurain sa?🤣