Why this kolaveri TRP waali auntyji?

While the forum sheds tears of rakth at the new TRPs for the week that was, this reporter decided to get to the bottom of this conspiracy.

We have all the garam masala needed for a rocketing TRP but this rocket turns out like one of the early versions of PSLV.

-B***hy MIL with a tongue sharper than Gillete Sharpedge--- Check!!

-Bada beta with dialogues less than Ahem dhikra--- Check!!

-Badi beendni with appointments to Dr. Rama's IVF clinic--- Check!!

-Bratty chotta beta with fully equipped home gym and impulse control disorder--- Check!!

-As innocent as a new born babe FIL--- Check!!

-Taya sasur with anguished past and a handicap to add--- Check!!

-Hot sexy kamariya with a newly procured brain and zero survival instincts--- Again check!!

-5'11'' saand jaisa badan hero with a mooch to twirl and abuses to hurl--- Check!!

-The forever evil, forever plotting and forever failing Landlord with sexy dimple- Check !

-We even have a face for Aman!!!

What more does RR need?? Lets ask the Birpur waasis and Chandangarh waasis.

Reporter- What is the reason for the not so great TRPs for Rangrasiya??

Kaakisa - Mhari beendini aur ke??

R- Care to elaborate?

Kaakisa- I spend entire days memorizing my mausam bigaado dialogues and when I dutifully throw them at her, what does she do?? Cry buckets of tears like a standard beendini? Go share her troubles with Kanha or Maa trishula? Nope, nothing!! She gives a half way sad expression and gets back to kambal mein mangal..

I decide to make my escape before she targets my mausam..

Next to respond was Paro's lehenga,in tears..

Paro ka lehenga(PKL)- I hate IF waasis, sniff sniff, I hate IF waasis.. Whatever happens in the show they only have time to bash me.. Whatever wrong happens in the world I get the blame. Even after I help Paro to awaken her long time in hibernation brain, the basherzz have only one question, when will I be kicked out!!

R- Ummm.. What does all this have to do with the TRPs??

PKL- I don't care but they will blame me for that too..

R- Okieee.. Take care. We will get back to you on that.

This reporter tried to contact the ML but he has apparently finished his quota of words for today asked us to call back tomorrow.

But Rudra's mooch had an answer for the problem.

Mooch- Because the entire burden is of the TRPs is on me and that's just too much pressure to perform.

This reporter is still trying to comprehend that..

So why do you think the TRPs are not rising? Do we refer the TRPs to the same infertility clinic as the beedni and her pati? Or do we resort to face transplatation surgery??

Originally posted by: Semanti

I blame the lack of consummashunz.

Originally posted by: showviewer

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Deepthi, very deep questions you ask? Ponder, we shall...and when we crack the formula, to the TV market we sell 😉