- If you can't do background check on your groom, at least check for illegal holdings under the joyride you decide to travel in.
- Design your wedding outfit keeping the location and weather conditions in mind. You can never know how long you have to stay in the outfit.
- Always carry a local ID with you. Incase people decide to denial you your matrabhumi, you at least have the government's seal. Which basically means... go get your Adhaar card done NOWWW!!!
- Learning to do first aid is good, but it can only be done for wounds of a certain kind. For deeper wounds contact the doctor ASAP. A night in the sheets doesn't have the same healing power as antibiotics.
- You must always sing grace before having your meal, whether in freedom or bondage.
- Technology hasn't yet advanced enough to get the paratha to turn on itself on the tava when one side is done!! Oh MY GOD... I didnt know that!!!
- And you don't stand to chit chat where mirchi is being pounded... because tujh ko mirchi lagegi tho.. the laal eyes are not good rasiya!!
Some knowledge I would like to impart to Rang Rasiya:
- No matter how noble your intention, when a woman you have imprisoned, wakes up to find you sprawling on her and screams her lungs out... you need to back off.. Period!!
No amount of fist fighting is going to help her see your reason, and trying to quieten her by covering her mouth with you hand?? A BIG NO NO!! - When you witness someone injecting suspectable- in your face- RED liquid into someone IV, you first shut the IV drip before chasing his down the hall.
- When someone is a prime witness to what you suspect to be terrorism, you put them into protective custody instead of playing personal "Happy Singh Reporting on duty Madam" with her.