Take 5 Sa: The Lean, Mean Kitchen Machine

Do you have ANY idea as to what fantastic concoctions the mind can weave if one just reads the Take 5 without watching the episode?😆😆 You be pagal per cute.. lage raho J-sa.

First things first, fellow satyanashers we are clear today on which celestial power to invoke for Rasiya of the Reth.. that be Jagadambe ma!!🥳🥳

With that all consuming question out of the way😉, we get a filmy entrance of Ruuudra down to victims flying high in the air and falling down in slow motion. The 2 sec silent quivering of the lower jaw on seeing the covered bodies of the jawans⭐️⭐️ had way more impact for me than the Kill Bill fight scene.

So the story moves to a confluence at Birpur - angry young man soaked in harsh realities, young cheerful maiden with her mind full of dreams.. bol forum bol kal eye sangam hoga kay nahi?😈

Maafi Jamba Sa phaimily kality time mein thoda vyasth the!

Good afternoon ladeej on this lovely new years day this is Shoomie with SSN report

Following up on Jamba Sa's Take 5 Sa, SSN sent an investigative reporter to BSD head quarters and are pleased to announce that we obtained "BSD's standard of ethical Conduct " here are few excerpts


A. Honesty : Every speedo'd (uniformed) jawan of BSD is required to be honest but when you ARE the army AKA angry young man ( psst and you thought thats so 80's please to refer to Land of Raqt) AKA bitwa then please to atleast pretend!!

B. Integrity: Please to not confuse with words like principles, acting with honor, maintaining independent judgment, and performing duties with impartiality and avoid conflicts of interest and hypocrisy etc etc this be Raqt Reth so BSD jawans eshpashally Bitwa dont pay heed to all that naan sense you see a villager you go trigger happy

C. Loyalty: All BSD jawans are here by instructed to erase "Loyalty. Fidelity, faithfulness, allegiance, devotion,careful balancing among various interests, values, and institutions in the interest of harmony and cohesion" please to chapkao in your dimag only loyalty is to the mooch and may be a tad to the tresses!

D. Accountability: Again please to erase notions like accept responsibility for your decisions and the resulting consequences, avoiding even the appearance of impropriety, careful, well-thought-out decisionmaking etc cos that'll take too much time of the 20 mins/day we get to raqt the reth so again see a villager, trigger happy! Thats the mantra you need to chant every waking moment! But when a superior fakes a verbal reprimand please to act sincere and follow the faking protocol.

E. Fairness: At BSD we strive for close mindedness and partiality.Decisions must be arbitrary, capricious, and biased. Individuals must be treated equally and with intolerance. COS remember you have the hall pass for every thing ( hall pass = troubled past)

F. Caring: You are Compassion, Courtesy, kindness free.Villagers must be seen solely as a means to an end. BUT you must be caring enough to reverse the jeep in to a half dead man to finito the job.

G. Respect: you mean R. E. S. P. E. C. T! Please to irradiate it out of your brain pronto! Remember women are evil and where do boys come from?so by the logic of deduction humanoids doesnt deserve your respect.

H. Dress Code: the uniforms must be as spandexy speedoyi as possible, mooch is a must, tresses be atleast shoulder length and please erase the word " shaving" from your brain. Finally ear piercing is a requirement, solitaire is optional!

Thats all folks! Shoomie signing off!
For those of you who found some of the wording familiar SSN would like to add that we may have been tad bit influenced by "US military uniform code of conduct" please to not accuse SSN of plagiarism!!

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i'm actually waiting fr your take jamba -sa...

hilarious 😆
never thought i'll laugh reading rudra's slicing, dicing, chopping and also not to forget puree making 😃

Awesome review jamba-sa !! 😆 Do pm / scrap me when you write your review !!

Originally posted by: Msfrootie

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Loved it! Hilarious!!

And because I am so happy with it here's a gift!! Bitwa, with the earring!! And the rayban!!😃

Originally posted by: savvy05

With that all consuming question out of the way😉, we get a filmy entrance of Ruuudra down to victims flying high in the air and falling down in slow motion. The 2 sec silent quivering of the lower jaw on seeing the covered bodies of the jawans⭐️⭐️ had way more impact for me than the Kill Bill fight scene.