Take 5: Day 2-Sa - Updated - Page 4

I was wondering where you were!!!!

J sa ...accha take sa...don't know how you draw the parallels...

Good Evening this is Shoomie with a special report and you are watching SSN!

After the explosive Take 5 by snarker in chief Jamba sa we sent reporter to investigate further first lets go live to the head quartersof P&G where the CPA. Sa just issued a statement about Birpur! The statement goes "even though we are dissappointed with the dissmal sales of Gillete we are pleased to announce that we more than make up for it (with a population where any given bitwa's mooch and mane be so lenghthy that they deserve a zip code of their own) with the sky high demand for Pantene, Vidal sasson products!

Moving on on to Barney Sa's reaction "yes Takur mooch Sa heard about my I love you song's amazing coercing abilities at Gitmo and called me for advice I've told him that the coercion be more powerful if the song is accompanied by the purple suit and right now I'm working on Sa'ised version of the song"

Now,there are several reports of soon to be brides taking a detour from "Filene's basement running of the brides" towards Rann ki Reth after they heard about the "all expenses paid wedding" so deviyon aur sajjano of Raqt Reth please consider yourself warned cos that's one group of women you dont want to mess with!

Next stop Sincity where apparently bookies are working over time taking bets on 1.how long will it take before Bitwa's uniform gives away 2.will that happen first or will bitwa pass out from lack of oxygen!!

Finally bitiya's dream,belly button, heaving... Jury is out on that one will report as soon as we have a verdict!

Thats all for tonight! Shoomie signing off with wishing all snarking sahelis a bery happy new year! Ok ok before I go a teeny weensy confession I pulled a Dipsy ve!!!

Shoomie Satyanash Network Fair and balanced Snark!!!

Originally posted by: DrShuenmial

Good Evening this is Shoomie with a special report and you are watching SSN!

After the explosive Take 5 by snarker in chief Jamba sa we sent reporter to investigate further first lets go live to the head quartersof P&G where the CPA. Sa just issued a statement about Birpur! The statement goes "even though we are dissappointed with the dissmal sales of Gillete we are pleased to announce that we more than make up for it (with a population where any given bitwa's mooch and mane be so lenghthy that they deserve a zip code of their own) with the sky high demand for Pantene, Vidal sasson products!

Rolf you crack me up. The bike thing is funny he keeps ridding and ridding, like when will he reach to where he's going? Anyways I am looking forward to Rudra entry tomorrow.

The show is looking promising so far.

Jambaji- I mean Jamba- sa well done wa - I mean sa - ( so confused)

JambaSa ur take are amazing..

Ha ha enjoyed reading your take on the episode. Actually i found that Colors rapped it fast even before completion of 30 min slot to retelecast their ambitious GPA.

Roomal...yet to watch...even the first one (hope to get there once AD starts being less zalim...) but Pehle padh ke aate hain...

Awesome post Jamba! I liked the episode but your post has made it seem much better. It's interesting that the Tejawat spend lavishly for the weddings of the village girls but he probably gets back more through the smuggling of guns. He's a wise man, I must say to make a fortune while playing the good guy in public.