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Posted: 17 years ago
Bol dost tujhe aj kya uphar du,Dosti chahiye ya Jan vaar du,Scooty,Jeep ya Ferrari car du,Bas itne se kaam chalega ya aur gappe mar du😆
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Posted: 17 years ago

D ful form of mummy is.

M-ma

U-u live

M-many

M-more

Y-years😊😃

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Posted: 17 years ago

Sardar : Light chali gayi hai par kam se kam fan to on kar do.

wife : Kar di na sardaron wali baat... fan on karungi to mombatti nahi buj jayegi.😆

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Posted: 17 years ago
Santa Singh at KBC😆
Santa Singh has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and has used all his lifelines except for "50-50? and "Phone a Friend".
Santa Singh is playing the 13 th Question now which is for 25 Lacs. Let's see what happens next…
Amitabh Bachchan: Apka 13th question 25 lakh ke liye, yeh raha aapke saamne aapki Computer Screen par…
Santa Singh gets Tense…
Amitabh Bachchan : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan ? Your options are…
A) Amitabh Bachchan B) Dharmendra C) Amjad Khan(Gabbar) D) Sanjeev kumar
Amitabh Bachchan : Toh Santa Singh Jee kya Jawaab hai aapka? [He's quite sure that Santa will opt for option A]
But Santa is surprisingly still confused…
Amitabh Bachchan : Aapke paas abhi bhi do life line baaki hai… 50-50 and phone a friend. Agar aap chahe to unhe use kar sakte hain. Wo aap hi ke liye banaayi gayee hai.
Santa Singh : I think it is A, but I'm not sure.
Amitabh Bachchan : Not sure, Hmmm… Aap kya karna chahenge?
Santa Singh : I would like to use 50-50…
Amitabh Bachchan : Ok Computer Jee, Kripya 2 galat javab mita deejiye…
Computer deletes two names, and leaves the following options:
B) Dharmendra C) Amjad Khan(Gabbar)
Now Amitabh Bachchan gets confused and worriedly thinks if the Computer is actually right or has got some bug!. Santa Singh gets all the more Confused after the 50-50 Lifeline…
Santa Singh : I would like to use my last life line too - Phone A Friend…
Amitabh Bachchan : Aap kisse baat karna chahenge??
Santa Singh : Main aapki Misej [Mrs.] Jaya Bachan Ji ko phone karna chahoonga…
Amitabh Bachchan Faints !!! But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachchan (Thanks to AirTel )
Santa Singh : "Jayaji, Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan!?"
receiving reply from JAYA Santa faints..
GUESS WHY????????? ??
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Jaya Bachchan ask's him " What are the options?"😆


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Posted: 17 years ago
One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing.
Banta asked, "Why you are so happy?
He said… "Ah Ah Ah….I have an Airtel mobile with me…But Still Hutch network is following me.."😆



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Posted: 17 years ago
A round of drinks
Banta was not home at his usual hour, and his wife, Preeto, was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was Banta, drunk as a skunk, trying to navigate the stairs.

"Do you realize what time it is?" she asked.

He answered, "Don't get excited. I'm late because I bought something for the house."

Immediately her attitude changed, and as she ran down the stairs to meet him halfway, she asked, "What did you buy for the house, dear?"

Banta's answer was, "A round of drinks!" 😆



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Posted: 17 years ago

Fire Saftey!

When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher.


Pull the pin like a hand grenade," he explained, "then depress the trigger to release the foam."

Later a blonde employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin.

The instructor hinted, "Like a hand grenade, remember?"

In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze!😆



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Posted: 17 years ago
MONEY OR WEALTH (WHAT IT CAN BUY)

1) Wealth can purchase a 'bed' but not 'sleep'.
2) Wealth can purchase 'books' but not 'knowledge'.
3) Wealth can purchase 'foodstuffs' but not the power of 'digestion'.
4) Wealth can purchase 'medicines' but not 'health'.
5) Wealth can purchase a 'house' but not a 'home'.
6) Wealth can purchase 'luxuries' but not 'civilization'.
7) Wealth can purchase 'pleasures' but not 'happiness'.
8) Wealth can purchase 'cosmetics' but not 'Beauty'.
9) Wealth can purchase a 'temple' but not 'purity'.
10) Wealth can purchase an 'obedient attendant' but not 'respect'.
11) Wealth can purchase a 'servant' but not a 'friend'.
12) Wealth can purchase 'Positions' but not 'equality'.
13) Wealth can purchase 'sensual pleasures' but not 'love'.
14) Wealth can purchase 'MEN' but not 'BELIEF'.
15) Wealth can purchase 'commodities' but not 'PEACE'.
16) Wealth can purchase 'social status' but not 'nobility'.
17) Wealth can purchase 'credit' but not 'respect'.
18) Wealth can purchase 'titles' but not 'greatness'.
19) Wealth can purchase 'service' but not respect for the 'MASTER'.
20) Wealth can purchase 'power' but not 'influence'.
21) Wealth can purchase a 'human' but not 'humanity'.

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Posted: 17 years ago
nice party...
i want to sing a song too.

Sitaa Raam, Sitaa Raam, Sita Raam Kahiye
Jaahi vidhi rakhe Raam, taahi vidhi rahiye
Mukh me ho Raam naam, Raam sevaa haat me
Tu akela nahin pyare, Raam tere saath me
Vidhi ka vidhan jaan, haani laabh sahiye
Jaahi vidhi rakhe Raam, taahi vidhi rahiye

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😊


Edited by Huduga - 17 years ago
jingjing thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago

Originally posted by: Huduga

nice party...
i want to sing a song too.

Sitaa Raam, Sitaa Raam, Sita Raam Kahiye
Jaahi vidhi rakhe Raam, taahi vidhi rahiye
Mukh me ho Raam naam, Raam sevaa haat me
Tu akela nahin pyare, Raam tere saath me
Vidhi ka vidhan jaan, haani laabh sahiye
Jaahi vidhi rakhe Raam, taahi vidhi rahiye

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😊


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