Party Everyday - Page 25

Originally posted by: bharat999

What comes twice a week but only once a year??????

Originally posted by: sam1903

its alphabet "E"

Originally posted by: rups.12bloom

ek bar santa banta se puchta hai
santa :oye!!! tere pas gaddi hai
banta : are yar maine nayi gaddi kharidi hai
santa : atcha maine bhi ,,,, meri gaddi to 's' se start hoti hai !!!!!!!! ( he wanted to say that 's' for santro)
banta : barhi ajib gaddi hai teri !!!!!! yar meri gaddi to petrol se start hoti hai!!!!!!!!!!!!
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santa train chalata hai ,,,,,,,,,,, eek dum se train field ki taraf chali jati hai ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ek admi dar jata hai aur kehta hai !!!!!!!!!!
admi : are yar tu kya kar rha hai garhi field mein kyu laker ja rha hai !!!!!!!!
santa: are bhai rail ke aage ek admi aa gya tha !!!!!!!! is liye
admi : ek admi ke liye tu itne saare logon ki jaan khatre mein dalne laga hai ,,, charha de garhi uspar marna chahta hai to mar jaye
santa : mai yahi karne laga tha lekin wo admi field ki taraf bhag gya tha !!!!!!!!!! to isliye mai field mei gya tha,,, use ye batane ki marna hai to meri train ke aage mar ja ,,,,,,,,,itna log cut kyu le rha hai !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by: jingjing

The Smart Neighbour '
Every time the man next door headed toward Michaels's house, Michael knew he was coming to borrow something.

"He won't get away with it this time," muttered Michael to his wife. "Watch this."

"Er, I wonder if you'd be using your power-saw this morning," the neighbor began.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry," said Michael with a smug look, "but the fact of the matter is, I'll be using it all day."

"In that case," said the neighbor, "you won't be using your golf clubs, mind if I borrow them?"'😆