Originally posted by: rups.12bloom
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Delhi to Kolkata, the captain announced, 'Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.'
Thirty minutes later the captain announced, 'One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry. We can fly just fine on two engines.'
An hour later the captain announced, 'One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry. We still have one engine left.'
A young boy passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, 'If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!'
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There were eleven people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane.
Ten were boys, and one was a girl. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't, then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the girl said, 'I'll get off.'
After a really touching speech from the girl saying she would get off, all of the boy started Clapping.
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banta asked his mother: why daddy have few hairs on his head ?
mother : cuz he thinks a lot
banta: so,, why do u have so much hair on ur head??????????
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once santa was travelling in a bus suddenly brakes were applied and he fell on a beautiful girl .......
girl: kya kar rhe ho
santa : punjab university me BA FINAL.............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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