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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#231

Originally posted by: rups.12bloom
Santa meets his friend Bunta
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B'!
Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?
Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!

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Santa : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein
Theek Ho Gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi.

😆

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#232

Originally posted by: rups.12bloom

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi
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One couple had three sons named barkat-e-elahi,, rahmatay-e-elahi AND
mahboobay-e-elahi when they got 4rh one they decided to him as bass

kar-e-elahi

🤪🤪🤣

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#233

Original
Humphty Dumphty sat on a wall,
Humphty Dumphty had a great fall,
All the kings' horses, all the kings' men
Couldn't put Humphty Dumphty
together again

Punjabi Translation:

Baba Karnail Singh baitha si Dukaan te'
Baba Karnail Singh diggya dhadam se, Pind de log phir
aa ke kehan lagge,
Baba Karnail Singh te gaya hun kaam se.😆

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#234

Diwali Dhamaka Shopping Sale

It was the day of the big sale.

Rumors of the sale and an advertisement on the web and newspaeres were the main reasons for the long line that formed in front of the store by 8:30, the store's opening time.

A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back amid loud and colorful curses.

On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw and knocked around a bit, then thrown to the end of the line again.

As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line:

"That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"😆🤣

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monica may

@kira ford-001

Navigator

Posted: 17 years ago

#235

a guy had 6 fingers n his frds called him surya why??????? coz his name was surya. 😆

Edited by kira ford-001 - 17 years ago

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monica may

@kira ford-001

Navigator

Posted: 17 years ago

#236

Biscutwala's love letter:- dear 'PARLE G' 2day is a 'GOODDAY' , u've 'CRACK JACK'ed my my 'LITTLE HEARTS'. i am in '50-50' position. don't play 'HIDE& SEEK'. 'MARIE' me. your's lovingly 'TIGER'

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#237

Hi Monica..............happy to see u again in ramayan forum.

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#238

Originally posted by: kira ford-001
a guy had 6 fingers n his frds called him surya why??????? coz his name was surya. 😆

🤣

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#239

Originally posted by: kira ford-001
Biscutwala's love letter:- dear 'PARLE G' 2day is a 'GOODDAY' , u've'CRACK JACK'edmy my 'LITTLE HEARTS'. i am in '50-50' position. don't play 'HIDE& SEEK'. 'MARIE' me. your's lovingly 'TIGER'

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooww..............great🥳