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juhi jain

@jingjing

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Posted: 17 years ago

#181

Agar kabhi apka panga10-20 logo k sath ho jaye to mujhe bula lena...............................

Mene kabhi kisi ko 10-20 logo se maar khate nahi dekha...!!😆

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#182

I am happy,U know why?B'coz I am lucky.U know why?B'coz God loves me.U know how?He sent me a lovely friend.U know who?Definitely U !😛

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Janaki

@RamKiSeeta

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Posted: 17 years ago

#183

Originally posted by: jingjing
🤣Yes,exactly,women won🥳

Really great!🤣 Although...I think both groups made great points, but still, funny as ever!😆

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

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Posted: 17 years ago

#184

Cricketers!

Two fast friends, Santa Singh and Banta Singh, were great cricket fanatics. They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the other, and tell the other about the Cricket life in heaven.

Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him.
He was very happy and was eager to know about cricket there.
"So, Santa! How is cricket in heaven?"
Santa replied, "Hey Banta, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that tomorrow we are going to have a day & night match here in heaven."
"And the bad news is that you are the opening bowler for tomorrow's match!"😆

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Janaki

@RamKiSeeta

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Posted: 17 years ago

#185

Originally posted by: jingjing

Cricketers!

Two fast friends, Santa Singh and Banta Singh, were great cricket fanatics. They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the other, and tell the other about the Cricket life in heaven.
Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him.
He was very happy and was eager to know about cricket there.
'So, Santa! How is cricket in heaven?'
Santa replied, 'Hey Banta, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that tomorrow we are going to have a day & night match here in heaven.'
'And the bad news is that you are the opening bowler for tomorrow's match!'😆

Ingenious! Really Great!😆

Edited by godisone - 17 years ago

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#186

Mental Deficiency

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a party and his host, Banta, naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease.

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Banta asked "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track."

"What sort of question?"

"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'

Banta thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."😆😃😆

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#187

Manager's Advice
A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing.

On the last day the departing manager tells him, "I have left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer. Open an envelope if you encounter a crisis you can't solve."

Three months down the track there is major drama, everything goes wrong - the usual stuff - and the manager feels very threatened by it all.

He remembers the parting words of his predecessor and opens the first envelope. The message inside says "Blame your predecessor!" He does this and gets off the hook.

About half a year later, the company is experiencing a dip in sales, combined with serious product problems.

The manager quickly opens the second envelope. The message read, "Reorganize!"

This he does, and the company quickly rebounds.

Three months later, at his next crisis, he opens the third envelope. The message inside says, "Prepare three envelopes"😛

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#188

FRIENDSHIP-

Some days are cold and dark.

Some make us feel so alone.

Some days are hard to understand.
On those days God knew we'd need
an extra hug or two.
So he gave us friends.
So that we would always have
an angel close when we needed one.

"If you can not find a
measure of happiness in
being loved it is not the
fault of the one who
loves you."

This page is dedicated
to my friends.
Who've helped me get through
a very rough spring.
Much of the material here
is original,
some of it is not.
But it all speaks to me
of someone special in my life.
I hope it does to you too.
I hope you find
something here that will
bring light to your day,
touch your lips with a smile
and allow you to leave
with a little more joy in your heart
than you had when you came.
This is dedicated to friends.
With many thanks to mine.😛

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Janaki

@RamKiSeeta

Achiever

+ 6

Posted: 17 years ago

#189

Originally posted by: jingjing
Manager's Advice ?
A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing.

On the last day the departing manager tells him, "I have left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer. Open an envelope if you encounter a crisis you can't solve."

Three months down the track there is major drama, everything goes wrong - the usual stuff - and the manager feels very threatened by it all.

He remembers the parting words of his predecessor and opens the first envelope. The message inside says "Blame your predecessor!" He does this and gets off the hook.

About half a year later, the company is experiencing a dip in sales, combined with serious product problems.

The manager quickly opens the second envelope. The message read, "Reorganize!"

This he does, and the company quickly rebounds.

Three months later, at his next crisis, he opens the third envelope. The message inside says, "Prepare three envelopes"😛?

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!😆

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Janaki

@RamKiSeeta

Achiever

+ 6

Posted: 17 years ago

#190

If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?

Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?

Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!

A wise schoolteacher

A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he/she says happens at home."

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

Jimmy: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the Same day same time.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet."Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer."Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.
"Well, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No." replied the boy.
"I'm the principal's daughter." said the girl.
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!" said the boy with a sigh of relief.

Teacher: Now, Pinky, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

Pinky: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"The little girl replied, "My homework."

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A wise schoolteacher

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