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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#201

Train Accident

In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court.

At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern back and forth for nearly a minute. He even stood and convincingly demonstrated how he'd done it. The court believed his story, and the suit was dismissed.

"Congratulations," the lawyer said to the engineer when it was over. "You did superbly under cross-examination."

"Thanks," he said, "but he sure had me worried."

"How's that?" the lawyer asked.

"I was afraid he was going to ask if the lantern was lit!"😆😆😆

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#202

Do dost the!Achhe dost the!Bahut achhe dost the!Kafi jayda Achhe dost the!To hone do na,apan se achche thodi na hain!!😛

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sita

@sitakshii

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 17 years ago

#203

@ purvi ,i loved ur computer joke 😆😛 @jingjing ,all ur jokes & the friendship ,friend quotes r fab 👏

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purvi

@coolpurvi

Voyager

Posted: 17 years ago

#204

Originally posted by: sita11
@ purvi ,i loved ur computer joke 😆😛 @jingjing ,all ur jokes & the friendship ,friend quotes r fab 👏

thanks di

@ juhi-- tum hasa hasa ke maar daalogi hame

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#205

Originally posted by: coolpurvi

thanks di

@ juhi-- tum hasa hasa ke maar daalogi hame

no.no....poorvi di..................i dont wanna kill u.....................i only want to make u happiest and healthy person of the world.....poorvi di.....missing ur stuff these days😊

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purvi

@coolpurvi

Voyager

Posted: 17 years ago

#206

Originally posted by: jingjing
no.no....poorvi di..................i dont wanna kill u.....................i only want to make u happiest and healthy person of the world.....poorvi di.....missing ur stuff these days😊

Ok im posting some jokes. hope u'll like them

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my
operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
workers...those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer
than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no brains and no spine,
and the head and the ass are interchangeable.

___________

A doctor told his patient that his test results indicated that she had a rare disease and had only six months to live.

"That's such a short amount of time, doctor. Isn't there anything I can do?" pleaded the patient.

"Marry a lawyer," the doctor advised. "It will be the longest six months of your life."

__________

Q: What's the difference between lawyers and vampires?

A: Vampires only suck blood at night

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Roop Choudhary

@JMGlover

Inactive

Posted: 17 years ago

#207

A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward (icu ), put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition.

Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, "Bengali."

The other patient signaled he had heard, raised his own hand, and said, "Punjabi."

This act tired them out so badly it was a week before the first summoned up the strength to say, "Calcutta."

Other replied in a weedy frail voice, "Ludhiana."

Once more, the strain was too much for them both and they passed out. Days passed before the first patient managed to again point to himself and say, "Asit."

Replied the other, "Santa."

A few hours later, Asit managed to point to himself again and rasp out weakly, "Cancer."

Santa responded, "Sagittarius."

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Roop Choudhary

@JMGlover

Inactive

Posted: 17 years ago

#208

Java Interview attended by our Banta:

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.

Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.

Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Sorry, Non living things can't communicate.

Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.

Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.

Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

Q. What is JINI?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.

Q. How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.

Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.

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Roop Choudhary

@JMGlover

Inactive

Posted: 17 years ago

#209

Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him.

1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.

2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.

3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.

4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.

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Roop Choudhary

@JMGlover

Inactive

Posted: 17 years ago

#210

ragini and lipi were always boasting of their parents' achievements to each other.
ragini : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
lipi : Yes, I have
ragini : Well, my father dug it.
lipi : That is nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?
ragini : Yes, I have.
lipi: Well, my father killed it.

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