Party Everyday - Page 17

Originally posted by: jingjing

Woooooooooooooow Rajnish bhaiya ...............superb..........😆.😛aapko aisi wife chahiye kya?

Originally posted by: jingjing

Why is war?😭

it seems inevitable

feel its presence grow

Why is war?
death of innocents
while leaders play

Why is war?
we disapprove
TV ratings soar

Why is war?
our children die
far from home

Why is war?
destruction
imposing of will

Why is war?
peace will come
healing begins

Why is war?
we feel relief
we rejoice its end

Why is war?
memory fades
we forget so fast

Why is war?
war lives on
its day shall come again

Originally posted by: godisone

Game of Intelligence

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5. 🤣

First Class Blonde

A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.

The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."

After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."

The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.

"I told her first class isn't going to Detroit." 😆

Originally posted by: coolpurvi

A student asked to his Spanish teacher, ''What gender is 'computer'?''

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the
class into two
groups,
male and female, and asked them to decide for
themselves whether
''computer'' should be a masculine or a feminine
noun.

Each group was asked to give reasons for its
recommendation.

The men's group decided that ''computer'' should
definitely be of the
feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their
internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible
to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term
memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers
should be masculine because:

1 They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
2.They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem;
and
3. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won

Originally posted by: rajnish_here

kya karujuhi aisi ladki milti hi nahi hai😆

Originally posted by: coolpurvi

loved it

Originally posted by: coolpurvi

A student asked to his Spanish teacher, ''What gender is 'computer'?''

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the
class into two
groups,
male and female, and asked them to decide for
themselves whether
''computer'' should be a masculine or a feminine
noun.

Each group was asked to give reasons for its
recommendation.

The men's group decided that ''computer'' should
definitely be of the
feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their
internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible
to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term
memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers
should be masculine because:

1 They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
2.They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem;
and
3. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won

A shayari ful of grief and sadness

DIL PE CHUBHI SUI..............

WAHHH ..........WAHHHHHHHH.....WAHHHHHHHHH

DIL PE CHUBHI SUI..............

ZARA GAUR FARMAIYE.............

DIL PE CHUBHI SUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII..............

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