Party Everyday - Page 16

Originally posted by: rajnish_here

Apni Aisi Wife Ho...

Apni aaisee wife ho,.
5'6" jiski height ho,
Jeans tight tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kaheN kya cute ho,
Bhir me sab kaheN side ho, side ho,
Pindi, Islamabad ya Peshawar ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat karay to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke waqt candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milnay ke baad dil delight ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

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LARKI KA JAWAB
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6'2" jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
Biwi ka her nakhra uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
Dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
Shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon, bolay begum tum kitni nice ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Mujhay rani bana ker rakhay, to phir zindagi delight ho
Saas sussar ke samne kahay, jaan tum hamesha right ho
Hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Jaha chahoon jaoon, jo chahy karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
Her doosray week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
Aisa ho jaye to mein urron aasman mein, jaisay ke kite ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Originally posted by: coolpurvi

thanks juhi . tum hasa hasa ke maarogi

I've one more sardar jokes

one day a sardar was relaxing near a beach. one foreigner asked,"R u relaxing". sardar made no reply. the foreigner again asked, " R u relaxing".
Sardar replied "No I am kartar Singh"

Originally posted by: bharat999

great work juhi!!

i have never seen this thread before until now! strange! i dont know how??

anyways its just so full of humours and fun!!

gosh....all the jokes are soo funny that a person might break their ribs coz of laughing!!

MORAL:A BOY can break any relation.😆

Originally posted by: jingjing

Two eyes are best friends, both blink together,'
both laugh together,'
if one eye cry the another one also cry,
if one eye sleep the another one also sleep,'
but if they saw a boy only one eye will blink.'

MORAL:A BOY can break any relation.😆

A MAN TO SANTA-UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME
HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID-HE WAS NOT MY FRND😆

A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI
BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA😆

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.😆😆😆😆

A Chini was in hspital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.😆

Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.
Santa- 2kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.
Santa-NEECHE.........😆

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai😆

Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.
😆😆

Why is war?😭

it seems inevitable

Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"😆

Teacher to Sardar: "Where were U born?"

Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.

Teacher: Spell it?

Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.😆

Once three sardars decided to go on a picnic.

When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda.

So, the youngest sardar said he would go home and get the soda if the others promised not to eat the sandwiches until he got back.



An hour, a couple of hours, then all day went by.

Both sardars were now very hungry.

Finally one of the sardars said: "Oh, come on, he is not going to be back. Let's eat the sandwiches."

Suddenly, the youngest sardar popped up from behind a rock and said: "If you do, I wont go."😆