The Permutations and Combinations of Marriage - Page 2

Originally posted by: -jawaria-

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Awesome post

Originally posted by: milinda.shreyz

enn !
tu kab ati hai aur chupke sey post bana ke bhag jaati hai, atleast pm kar ke batao to sahi !
as usual me arrived so late that all guests have left after having a blast !
this post is sooo soo full of twisted humor !

Originally posted by: tikit

Qh nikahs are always a wedding pullav always a confusion.

Originally posted by: -enchanted-

Raining spoilers, ambiguous precaps, unreliable segments and last moment twists and turns have left us confused, clueless and at our wits end to solve this impossible riddle of who gets married to whom and how. So I am gonna try and club all possible scenarios in this post.

okkie here comes my longwala answer ! killer migraine almost knocked me off ! hence the earlier brief response. it has such elements of amusement, I had to come back ! u know I just cant let pass any chance of dhamal 😆 and passing punny comments 😆. kya karu ! school life sey adat hai 😆

Azad's Marriage:
Azad Mahira both marry each other knowingly and in complete senses. This goes against the basic laws of QH universe and hence ruled out.

Totally ruled out buddy, dono bilkul hosh hawas mein ek doosre ko pura upar neech check karke qubool hai bolna, naah not QH kinda response. 😆

Azad marries Mahira knowingly but Mahira thinks she is getting married to Amaad.

kyu bhai kb-si duo voodoo her eyes / blindfolds her so during marriage she cant see the groom ? yaa fir all she is about to see is an empty seat and imagine evil manipulators have now vanished her groom too ! so all she just assumes the invisible insaan to be the ullu ka pattha Amaad where as we see there is azad standing majestically ☺️ in all style pose and wedding finery and gives the consent in his ah so husky voice(and imagine that qubool hai is meant for us and die!! aah ignore the point someone already qubooled me in real life😆😆) . and so when during sr, Mahira shoo s him away, we can wave and wink lecherously like hey handsome !! forget that silly woman, she will come to her senses very soon...in the meanwhile how about some extra workouts as brief a warm up ??😉
Nah ?😲 Not interested do I hear ? 😡
stupid blockhead insaan ! cant even differentiate a favor from an assault ! Ab jaa aise boddy soddy bana kar zindegi bhar bhukha i baitha reh Mahira ke intezaar mein😉😉

Azad marries Mahiras look alike / Afreen transformed into Mahiras lookalike.

yaa, Tab toh woh naagin khoon choos legi Azad ka 😲. didnt he call her 2timer bitch ??😆 Ab toh woh dikha dega bitching kissey kehte hai. haye my poor boy ! feeling so sad for his badluck already!
but banda bhi kuch kam confused nehi hai...when he had not fallen for Mahira, ie ekdum suru suru mein, Afreen was like a chant mantra to him...Amad ekbaar naam leliya toh banda ready to crush heaven and earth to defend her honor. and then he sees Mahira and fislaos and suddenly that same woman becomes bloody characterless bitch !! haha ! what a fall lady afreen had in his eyes😆 Men ! oh men ! when will learn to be more decisive !!

Afreen captures Mahiras soul and marries Azad.
whats the diff between num 2 and 3 ? in num 2 afreen only takes Mahira's form and in 3. mahira's body gets possessed by Afreen like how we see in ghost movies ?? like the girl zombie walks and itz the ghost's spirit inside that does all hair-rising, scream erupting acts ?? or is that migrane coming back to possess me again !! nehi !! door hato, both of yaa !

Originally posted by: -enchanted-

Raining spoilers, ambiguous precaps, unreliable segments and last moment twists and turns have left us confused, clueless and at our wits end to solve this impossible riddle of who gets married to whom and how. So I am gonna try and club all possible scenarios in this post.


Amaad's Marriage:

Iss bandey ko toh mein kuttey sey khilaungi 😡 anyway thatz topic deserves a separate post altogether...how do u want to kill amad !!

Amaad marries Mahira without any glitches.

Nehi tabtoh kayamat ajayega 😲 Mr Azad the vampwolf, suhagraat mein hi apney bhai ka khoon peelega 😆
Amaad marries Afreen thinking her to be Mahira.
Good and bad ! good that he will be united with his so called true love afreen for whom he was locking horns with his big bro since time immemorial. Bad because he will never have the knowledge of it. Like to him, she will be Mahira, her brother's love he has snatched as an act of revenge With the witchie woman laughing like a banshee in her mind at his folly !
Amaad marries Mahiras look alike / Afreen transformed into Mahiras look alike.

Aah again that transformation trick !! sab ke paas polyjuice potion ke dukan hai kya ?? agar transform hona i hai plz u ugly guys, why dont u have a bottle down and transform into hawt hawt azad miya ! ie, with such endless supplies of his clones, we can liberally divide them amongst us and all be content 😆

Afreen captures Mahiras soul and marries Amaad.

capture soul matlab possessing body rite ?? ek baat bolo, if afreen has to marry amad why she needs mahira's form / body / soul to do so ? yeh thoda i naa Azad hai, who is totally foulmouthing her and has fallen headlong for mahira ! yeh toh, Afreen ka naam japta firan ashique hai 😆
Amaad marries neither Mahira or her lookalike nor Afreen. He is married to a different girl altogether.
And save us the pain of getting super befuddled 😆
Amaad does not get married to anyone.

yaa, do that man ! u r just not a marriage material, better sow ur erm wild oats world wide and be the global ambassador of khullam khulla pyaar 😆

Azad- Amaad both get married to same girl (Mahira/Afreen) :

eeks and have an awesome 3some ?? omeegosh ! u r giving me terribly wicked thoughts and risks of getting my gutter mind activated. u know ekbaar it switches on, I see red everywhere.😆
KB and Razia create a spell which allows Mahira/Afreen to be present at two places at the same time and she marries both brothers simultaneously.
Ode to Polyandrous thoughts and kinky slash fics
KB and Razia take help of time travel and Mahira/ Afreen marries one brother in present and other in past / future.
again very illicit but atleast legitimately possible😆
KB and Razia create doppelganger of Mahira/Afreen and both brothers get married to the same girl.
And one day she disappears into thin air initiating a great war between gods and titans 😆

Popular Demand:
Mahira gets hold of her younger brother and runs away from this mad house as far as possible.
yaay ! run lola ermm Mahira run !!

Both brothers get married to each other and live happily ever after.
Enn,,
have u read too much sleazy sherlock fanfictions ?? nehi tho kahan sey itni gay/incest/illicit/polygamous idea payi tumney. I thought only lunatic sherlock fans are capable of imagining such lurid scenes !😆
on the otherhand, these two guys are really match made in heaven...look how they bicker all the time like couple married for 50yrs😆...always jumping for each others throat but in crisis stand like one, defending one-another to death ! haye ram milaye jodi...
**sheds some precious khusi ki aansu**

Doctors Prescription:
Skip this week's episode and save your heart and brain a lot of misery and trouble. Start watching next from Monday when this Wedding Tamasha is over and we know officially who ended up with whom, never mind the hows and whys.