Beautiful Chaos - Link to Thread II (Index) - Page 39

But tell you what I was having a stressful day at work and I read that like at least five times. I still can't get enough of His Chutney Channel and Snowman and Space shuttle, Meat and two veg🤣

I will gladly go for some sense of humor classes if he is teaching. Only I am going no where close to his fridge.😆

And I sent out PMs to about a 100 people to promote this SS but Alas, I suck as a promotions manager.

Faru is a million times better at this. At least she got some people.

But Hey I tried. And more over we are having all the fun even if people don't wanna participate..right! I mean say RIGHT!

Busy with exams

Anyways it's I think the 2nd or the 3rd piece on sahil that I want to read

So bring it on

The 9 crazy women are writing this so I couldn't stop myself from reading their craziness

Now someone better update part 3

Am waiting

Continue soon

You were right

Drable on pm 51 was so so hot!

Thanks for mentioning it

But the first thing first is

UPDATE PART 3 ASAP

Where is every one?

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. "Mother, where do babies come from?" The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, "Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex." The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, "That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey." The child seems to comprehend. "Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?" "Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry."

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions." "Onions?" the son asks. "Yes. You see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, "Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?" The mother smiles and says, "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it's like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it's like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" the daughter asks. "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."