JC#1 ~Jokes Corner~ :P - Page 7

Originally posted by: aniha20

oh yeah yipee..i turned goldie in ur thread [:D/]

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor

when they begin forgetting little things.

Their doctor tells them that many people

find it useful to write themselves little notes.

When they get home, the wife says,

"Dear, will you please go to the kitchen

and get me a dish of ice cream?

And maybe write that down so you won't forget?"

"Nonsense," says the husband,

"I can remember a dish of ice cream."

"Well," says the wife, "I'd also like some

strawberries and whipped cream on it."

"My memory's not all that bad,

" says the husband. "No problem -- a dish of ice cream

with strawberries and whipped cream.

I don't need to write it down."

He goes into the kitchen;

his wife hears pots and pans banging around.

The husband finally emerges from the kitchen

and presents his wife with a plate of bacon and eggs.

She looks at the plate and asks,

"Hey, where's the toast I asked for?"

Originally posted by: aniha20

this is nice thread nitz.. 😃

Originally posted by: Nithiya95

Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don't even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I'm not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage...
Now simply read from bottom to top

😆

Originally posted by: Nithiya95

Wow tatz great 😉
Congo Aniha 🥳

Originally posted by: KSGmaniac_24579

How will a rat purpose a cat...??
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"Billo Rani Kaho Tou Abhi Jaan De Doon..
O Billo Rani..!!;-) ( tanveer )

Originally posted by: Nithiya95

Meow 😆

Originally posted by: aniha20

aww..thanks dear
how are u?

Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:Its loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!