JC#1 ~Jokes Corner~ :P - Page 5

Originally posted by: -jawaria-

Once an elephant was taking bath in a river

A mouse came there and shouted
"hey you! Come out of the water...!"

The elephant came out of the river and asked innocently" what is the matter?"

The mouse replied carelessly "i just wanted to see if you are wearing my short"
😆

A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line
Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &
the Least Romantic 2nd Line

There's d Winning Rhymes

My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife
Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life

I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming
That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming

Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot
This Describes Everything You r Not

I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes
Damn, I'm V Good At Telling Lies

Originally posted by: KSGmaniac_24579

A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line
Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &
the Least Romantic 2nd Line

There's d Winning Rhymes

My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife
Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life

I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming
That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming

Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot
This Describes Everything You r Not

I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes
Damn, I'm V Good At Telling Lies

When I open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you...
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha

Originally posted by: -Saffi-Surbhi-

nice thread dear congrats🤪

Originally posted by: -Saffi-Surbhi-

Teacher: bacho kon kon jannat me jana chahta hai?

Students: hum sab jannat me jana chahte hain

Raaju: Teacher me jannat me nahi jana chahta

Teacher: kyoon beta

Raaju: Kyoon ki mujhe mama ne bola tha school se side ghar ana😆