JC#1 ~Jokes Corner~ :P - Page 3

Originally posted by: -Hurya-

Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!

She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s

"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.

😲🤣

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

😆

Originally posted by: Nithiya95

^thanks
Keep posting more jokes 😉

Originally posted by: KSGmaniac_24579

teacher: students i have 6 bottles in one hand & 5 bottles in the other. so, what do i have?

student : a drinking problem

Originally posted by: Nithiya95

<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">Height Of Illiteracy:</font>

<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">You Take A Blade
And
Write Your Lovers Name On Your Arm.
.
.
.
.
And
Make A Spelling Mistake.</font>

<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">🤣
</font>

Originally posted by: -jawaria-

Boy 1: Ladkion ko "I love you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: kyun ??
.
Boy 2: kyunki wahan ladkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

🤣