JC#1 ~Jokes Corner~ :P - Page 21

Originally posted by: Nithiya95

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love bhi kitni weird haina?

Originally posted by: -RohitMaxwell-

love bhi kitni weird haina?

Pata nahi 😆

5 things Indian movies taught us:
1. At-least one of the identical
twins born is evil..!!

2. While defusing a bomb,don't
worry which wire to cut,you will
always choose the right one!!

3. A hero will show no pain while
getting beaten up but will show
pain when a woman is trying to
clean his wound..!!

4. A police can solve a case only
when he is suspended from
duty..!!

5. (Best of all)If you decide to start
dancing on street, everyone you
meet will know the step..!!
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Teacher: Usne Khudkushi Kr Li.

Usay Khudkushi Karni Pari.

In Dono Mein Farq Kia Hai?

Student: Pehla Wala Be Rozgaar Tha
Aur Dosra Wala Shadi Shuda
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Originally posted by: -jawaria-

Teacher: Usne Khudkushi Kr Li.

Usay Khudkushi Karni Pari.

In Dono Mein Farq Kia Hai?

Student: Pehla Wala Be Rozgaar Tha
Aur Dosra Wala Shadi Shuda
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Originally posted by: -Hurya-

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Originally posted by: -jawaria-

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Husband wife watching an IPL match together:
After 5 minutes:
Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.
Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one
.Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one
.Husband: It's Bangalore vs Mumbai.
Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.
Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.
Husband: *Turns off the TV*
Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"
Husband: Who is girl here ?
Wife: Don't disturb me please .

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