JC#1 ~Jokes Corner~ :P - Page 22

Teacher: "Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?"
Student: "A heart attack."
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Mother: "Why did you get such a low mark on that test?"
Junior: "Because of absence."Mother: "
You mean you were absent on the day of the test?"
Junior: "No, but the kid who sits next to me was."


Lol

A good teacher according to students is 1 who :-

Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week-
Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier-
Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments-
Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students-
Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking


So true 😆

The most unfulfilled desireOf all science students is
A bomb should have
Fallen instead of
An apple on newton!

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Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20...
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour
.(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)

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Question: "How to kill an ant?"
Asked in an exam for 10 marks!
Student:Mix chilli powder with sugar,
&Keep it outside the ant's hole
After eating,ant will search for some water near a water tank
.Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
Snd then remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|

Moral:Don't play with students!They can do any thing for 10 marks



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Height of coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands...
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths...
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>


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A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife made a wish too, but she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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Originally posted by: -jawaria-

A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife made a wish too, but she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"

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