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Javeria

@Surbhiholic55

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Posted: 11 years ago

#91

The teacher was demonstrating in the first day of the bio lab

The teacher took a worm and dropped it in the glass of water, the worm wriggles in it.Again the teacher took a worm and then put it in the glass of alcohol, the worm died instantly
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The teacher now asked: what is the conclusion?

One child replied: if we will drink the alcohol we will never have worms

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Lasya Adiraj

@KSGmaniac_24579

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 11 years ago

#92

Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got

She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me
I m in india and he lives in uk

We met on marriage website
Became friends on fb
Had long chats on whatsapp
Proposed each other on skype
N now 2 months of relationship through viber

I need ur blessings and good wish oh god

Guy besides her said: now get married on twitter
Have fun on tango
Buy your kids from ebay
Send them through gmail
And if u r fed up with ur husband or kids toh unko OLX pe bech de

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Javeria

@Surbhiholic55

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 11 years ago

#93

Originally posted by: -Hurya-
<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!😆

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)😆😆</font>

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Nithiya

@Nithiya95

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

#94

OK guys keep posting jokes here & hv fun 😉
M gonna sleep now...nytez 🤗

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Nithiya

@Nithiya95

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

#95

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, "Son, where were you today during school hours?" "At school." The robot slaps the son. "Okay, I went to the movies!" The father asks, "Which one?" "Harry Potter." The robot slaps the son again. "Okay, I was watching po*n!" The father replies, "What? When I was your age I didn't even know what po*n was!" The robot slaps the father. The mom chimes in, "Haha! After all, he is your son!" The robot slaps the mother

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Nithiya

@Nithiya95

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

#96

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

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Nithiya

@Nithiya95

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

#97

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn't think anyone would stand up so she asked him, "Why did you stand up?" He answered, "I didn't want to leave you standing up by yourself."

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