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Originally posted by: aseelashah
Anu i read both updates together
I love itZoya bachan ki bhi moh band kar di apni baathon se😆pls update soon
PART 3
Introduction KBC Tune, After the break
AB: Deviyon Sajaano, Panchkotiya Koun Banega Crorepati main aap sabka break ke baad swagat hai, Zoya ji aap batayengi ki aap ke saath yahan par koun aya hai
Zoya: Jee main yahan meri appi aur jeeju ke saath ayi hoon, Anwar and Zeenat wave.
AB to Zeewar: kaisa lag raha hai apko, apki behen ko hot seat par dekh kar
Zeenat: jee, muje tho zoya se zyadaa, apko dekh kar khushi horahi hai, mera sapna tha ki main apse miloon.
Anwar: jee, yeh apki bohot badi fan hai, aur muje hamesha apka koi na koi dialogue suna ne ke liye kehti hai
AB amused and laughs: Acha tho aap kounsa dialogue sunate hai zara hame bhi batayiye
Anwar: vohi, "mere paas maa hai", kyunki iski meri maa ke saath banti nahi hai
AB: yeh lo saas bahu ka jagda yahan bhi, yehto kabhi khatm hone wala hi nahi hai.
Zeenat pinched Anwar at this statement
Anwar: muje to lagta hai ki Allah ne hume yani shouhar ko biwi aur maa ke beech sandwich hone ke liye banaya hai
AB: bilkul sahi kaha apne Anwarjee, yeh SUV ka chakkar hai, kya aap iske bare main kuch jante hai
Zeenat : bohot dukh ki baat hai ki hume iske baremain kuch pata nahi hai, hum bhi chouk gaye the, jab Zoya ne yeh kaha ki vo yahan se jeet hue rakm se SUV kharidna chahti hai.
AB: tho chaliye aage badte hai, agle prashn ki aur
Zoyaji apka panchva prashn 40,000 rupaye ke liye yeh raha apke screen ke upar
(KBC tune in the background)
Dronacharya Puraskar inme se kise sammanit karne ke liye diya jata hai aur apka option hai
Dronacharya Award is given to? And ur options are
A Sportspersons B Coaches
C Sports Editors D Umpires
Zoya thinking with tune in the background
AB seeing Zoya taking time: aapke paas abhi bhi 4 lifelines baaki, aap kissi ek ka istemal karna chahegi
Zoya: jee nahi, muje lifeline use karne ki zaroorat nahi hai Amitji, I know the answer I was just confirming its option B Coaches lock it, freeze it, yah phir do anything you want.
AB stunned: jee, dekthe hai apka jawab sahi hai yah nahi,
AB: apka jawab bilkul sahi hai aur apne jeet hai Rs. 40,000/
Zoya: muje koi doubt tha hi nahi, that my answer was wrong.
AB: nahi yeh to mere anchor karne ka tareeka hai
Zoya: Oh acha, then I don't mind it.
AB: jee, tho Miss T ne apko bura phasya, Mr. Khan ke murder main lekin apne kuch bhi nahi liya I mean apne badla nahi liya
Zoya: Zoya ko koi tang kare aur Zoya khamosh baite, yeh ho hi nahi sakta
Chaliye iss baat par ek sher hojaye
AB disinterestingly : Irshad
Zoya: Dil mein ho chutti toh monday bhi itwar hai
Dil mein ho chutti toh monday bhi itwar hai
ab chahe jaise bhi situation aye Zoya bilkul tayaar hai
AB: wah wah, aage badte kahani ki taraf
Zoya: haan, tho main chup baitne valo main se nahi hoon, yehto apko abtak samaj main agaya hoga right
AB: jee bilkul agaya,
Zoya: good, now main bhi mouka doon rahi thi uss Tannu ki bachi ko ek sabak sikhane ka, aur Khuda ka shukr hai, ki muje vo mouka jald hi milgaya
AB: jee, aage kya kua
Zoya: batati hoon batati hoon; ek chotasa break hojaye, kyunki muje bhi ek break chahiye you know
AB: announces the audience question and says the rules regarding it to whom it should be sent and the timeline of entries etc.
Zoya is back now
AB: Chaliye zoya ji ab kahani ko aage badate hai
Zoya: jee, tho hua aise, ki, Tannu ki bachi ke pair main chot lag gayi, aur Mr. Khan ne muje usse hospital lekar jane ki zimmedari di thi, aur main legayi, lekin Tannu ki bachi vahan se achanak gayab hogayi bina muje batayiye, aur maine turanth Mr.Khan ko phone kiya, yeh batane ke liye unki ladli Tannu kitni irresponsible hai, khud ki check up ke liye ayi thi aur khud hi gayab hogayi. Maine bohot wait kiya hospital main uss Tannu ki intezaar main tabhi muje Phoppi ka call aya, phoppi yani Mr Khan ki maa, ki Tannu ghar pohunch gayi, aur guess kya hua, main phir se khatgare kadi hogayi aur chup chap muje sab kuch bardasht karna pada, kyunki tannu maharani ne kaha ki main galat doctor ke paas chali gayi. Hmm, mere voh mouka bhi haath se gaya
AB shoved away his hand at this statement: yeh lo nikli thi Tanveer ko sabak sikhane, aur phirse ban gayi Mr.Khan ki nazar main buri, chaliye agla prashn ke baad apki iss dilchasb kahani ko aage badate hai.
Zoyaji apka chatta prashn 80,000 rupaye ke liye yeh raha apke screen ke upar
Inme kounsa vyakti, ganatantra Bharat main paida hua aur Lok sabha ka speaker bane? Aur apke options hai
Who was the first person born in the Republic of India to become the speaker of Lok Sabha? And the options are
A K S Hegde B Rabi Ray
C P A Sangma D G M C Balayogi
Zoya in confusion. ( tune in the background )
AB: aapke paas abhi bhi 4 lifelines baaki, aap kissi ek ka istemal karna chahegi
Zoya: main politics main weak hoon issliye I guess I will use audience poll for this
AB: Zoyaji ne Audience Poll lene ka faisla kiya hai and announced the question to audience and the voting starts ( tune in the background)
Audience meter stops and option D is the highest
AB: kya aap audience ke saath jana chahegi, haar gayi tho, sirf 20,000 milenge
Zoya: bilkul, jaanta janardhan sab jaanti hai
AB: option D ko lock kar diya jaye
Zoya tensed, ( background tune) biting her nails waiting for the answer
AB: aur audience bilkul sahi hai Option D is the right answer aur iske saath aap jeet gayi Rs. 80,000/-
Zoya keeps her hand on her heart and heaves a sigh of relief
Zoya: thoda tension tha iss baar kyunki I didnt know the answer
AB: abto sab kuch teekh hogaya, chaliye aue aage badte apke kahani ki aur
Zoya: ab main kya bataun, muje yakeen nahi hua ki main galat doctor ke paas chali gayi, kyunki Tannu ne muje khud doctor ka naam bataye tha, muje acche se yaad tha, muej uspar doubt hone laga issliye maine uspar nazar rakhna shuru kardiya.
AB: tho aap detective Zoya ban gayi, aap Sherlock Holmes padti hongi
Zoya: jee nahi main Bond movies dekhti hoon hayee Pierce Brosnan kitna sona lagta hai
AB: jee, aur batayiye ki aapko aur kya kya acha lagta hai
Zoya: pehle tho muje Pizza bed par batikar khana bohot acha lagta hai, phir M S Dhoni ka match dekhna acha lagta hai, apko pata hai, maine appi ke saath bet lagaya ek match dekhte hue aur guess kya hua, main bet jeet gayi,
AB: acha, yeh chamatkaar kaise hua Zeenat ji - AB turned towards Zeenat
Zeenat: baad main pata chala ki usne muje ullu banaya, vo repeat telecast tha
AB: Zoyaji aap bohot shararai maloom hoti hai, vaise yahan koi shararat karne ka irada tho nahi na
Zoya: are Amitji, zindagi main thodi bohot masti nahi hogi tho kya faydaa jeene ka
AB: yeh baat apne bilkul pate ki kahi
Zoya: Phir maine aaj tak Salman Khan ki koi bhi movie miss nahi kiya hai,
AB: tho aap Sallu bhai ke fan ho
Zoya: Hard core fan, first day first show dekhti hoon kissi bhi tarah se
AB: impressive, chaliye badte next questions ki tarag
7th question, saathvan prashn Rs 1,60,000 ke liye yeh raha apke saamne
Durand Cup Football pratiyogita inme se kounse jagah par pehla khela gaya tha? Aur options hai
Where was the Durand Cup Football tournament first played? And your options are
A Kolkata B Shimla
C Mumbai D Chennai
Again Zoya thinking (with background tune)
AB: apko football ke bare main kuch pata hai,
Zoya: agar sawal cricket ka hota tho main chukti bajakar answer dede thi, main Mr.Khan ko bhi ek baar Circket quiz main haraya tha, lekin Football is Greek to me
AB: Apke paas ab abhi teen life lines hai, galat uttar diya tho Rs. 20,000 only aur sahi uttar will fetch you Rs. 1,60,000/-
Zoya again thinks and says I will go with 50 -50 option and AB asks computer to delete 2 wrong answers
Computer deletes Kolkata and Chennai giving Mumbai and Shimla as options
Zoya again confused, she gave a silent prayer and did inki pinku ponky and finally she stopped at Shimla option. She did that again, this time she got Mumbai as option and she did the same once more, then again Shimla came.
Zoya: Shimla : Mumbai score is 2:1
Zoya replied tensed : Shimla par tala lagayiye
AB: Computer lock Option B Shimla
AB: yeh apka naya tareka hai kya answer choose karne ka
Zoya: main bachpan se hi aise hi karti thi, jab bhi muje koi do baat main confusion hoti thi, I would do this and select the majority one and abt tak sab teek hi hua hai mere liye, so I hope this time too it will right.
AB: chaliye dekhte hai, apka jawawb sahi hai yah phir aapko jana padega
Zoya and AB and whole audience waited for the answer.
WAIT for PART 4
Can I get 70+ likes for this otherwise I m thinking of discontinuing it
After a long you updated that too with such a bang
I loved it to the core
I want my zoya to win please pretty please
Did zoya spoiled Asad's SUV? Us it because of that she is participating in Kbc?
Please don't make zoya to lose it please a big please
I wondering Asad's reaction after seeing this on tv
Loved Anze & that sandwich part