Tonight's episode gave me a totally different vibe than yesterday's did!
OMG, GURLL, you get me all fangurling!
Which, by the way, means so insanely idiotic that mortals (haha, look who's talking) doubt my planet of origin. But I came out equally impressed! The only different being yesterday, they were more scenes. Small ones. And long ones. Tonight's episode are mostly long. And by now you ought to know how I differentiate one scene from the next. You don't? Read ahead and you will soon enough.
So all you fainthearted, please, be strong, for this is yet another long one. And all you stronghearted, even you better buck up!
Aye aye, pirate!First up. We have Zoya, still in her night suit entering her room (probably coming back from her stargazing date with her Mr Khan from yesterday's episode) and she finds on her bed trays after trays of gifts and items of jewellery, a shaadi ka jodha and some food item. Zoya looks on, slightly puzzled.
Looks like Zoya beti's giving Siddqui Sahab 'sleepless nights'. Oh no, bring back that gutter mind. I surely didn't mean it that way. But he sure is having some, having 2 hot wives ain't no easy nigga. Then came next morning.
All ladies- Dadi, Dilshad, Zoya and Najma (see how I name them according to age, so respectful, nahin?) seated at the living hall (made famous by a certain Haseena in the past) with loads of trays with wedding related items on the table. And enters Asad. He wanted to know if there's anything else that they need done. And Najma rather cheekily answered, you've done it all. You bought oh-so-many gifts for BHABHI. Where's mine? Before Asad can even digest what his dear sister meant, she went on to say that they all know it was he who brought all the saugaat for BHABHI.
Zoya looked gorgeous in violet. Do I need to mention that everytime?If you haven't figure out who BHABHI is, shame on you! Dah, main jauh-jauh.
I HAVE! I HAVE! PICK ME!
ME!
Asad then denies having bought anything and besides, has anybody taken a look at the ungodly packing? That definitely is not the way one packs a gift. And so most definitely not from him. Zoya looks at him incredulous. We're trying to find out who sent this, and not play 'Odd one out', and here you're worrying about packing and arrangement, what in the name of everything nice is your problem?
Liked that scene yo. Seriously who wraps a gift that way? Yes, I'm a proud OCD chick. 😎
They chided each other further, Asad leaves.
Scene three.
Zoya still wonders, who is all this from? And Dadi dearest points out that whoever whoever it is, must have thought it through very wisely.
Oh really, Dadi? Or should I even call you that?Have a firm ground woman, constantly shifting sides.
Ships ZoYaan, BUT takes part in AsYa wedding.
Moves in with Rashid and accepts Shireen as DIL, sticks with Dilshaad when Shireen's not lookin'.
HYPOCRITE!
Sorry, bhavnao mein beh gayi thi. 😳
Oh oh.
I didn't say, who, but Siddiqui Sahab, (who was looking every bit debonair yet again, with the dark blue formal kurta and white songkok he has on) lurking at the background during scene two and three, looking all...hmm what's the word. Curious? Hopeful, maybe? I definitely sense a slight longing. Wait. It was guilt with a tinge of longing. Or is it longing with a tinge of guilt. Oh and cue music box tune.
Yo man, secretly watchin' yo. I likes it.
BTW, I have a HUGE crush on Siddqui Sahab too!
No. 4. Dadi continues, reminding Zoya of what she told her before, during her prime time (Uss jawani ki deewani, uff) this is exactly the way a parent would fill the saugaat tray- and who but Razia starts climbing the stairs, right behind Dadi and what she overhears, made her stop short in her track *cue suspence score*. Razia looks on slightly confusedly, seeing the trays of saugaat and nazraane, something rang in that beautifully conniving mind of hers.
Allah kasam, ho na ho, yeh sab Siddiqui Sahab ki hi kaam hai. Waise bhi inke jazbaat aaj kal par khabon mein hai hi nahin.
I cannot help but feel like she's shaking her head while saying this, her voice modulation, uff, kya adaa hai. I simply have to quote her. You'll know why. And yes, she continues up the stairs.
Razia is like, SO BIG.Yet, no one ever sees her playing detective round the house. She invisible?
Loved that scene too. Oh, she delivers everything perfectly!
Gotta love her.
On to five. Zoya carries a splendid looking necklace to her neck and everyone was wowing at it's beauty.
And they all decide that it does feel like it came from an apne. Otherwise who would pyaar se, dil se, send such impressive saugaat.
Multi million question- who could this apne be?
Any takers?
What. No one?
Tch tch.
Oh well. I'll answer this one.
Oh I don't need to? Sigh..
All the while, I hope you're not forgetting him who is still watching from the background and yes, if you're wondering, music box tune is very much heard.
How I wished a GhaZia scene. They set the place on fire! I mean, literally.
Six.
Yet another Wajid walks in at the corridor upstairs. You're forgiven if you don't know this one, the house help whose name is Wajid, but upped the likes of Asad and Ayaan, Tannu and Nuzzhat in face transform.
So, yeah, walks in Wajid with what looks like a tray of food, and was stopped by Haider, who very stylishly came near and so interested he is, in the daily activities of said Wajid, taking a piece of cracker to munch. Oh. Main Humeira BABY ke liye nashta bejh raha hoon.
Hahahahahaha! Wajid-Humeira shipper!
*fist bump*
Wajid is like, the most suitable husband - liked by EVERYONE, very, very obedient, dashing looks (oh, the gamcha)... and the list goes on!
Now interest shifts to what's on the menu today? Haider takes it upon himself to find out, and very casually lifts the cover...Oh looky omellete YUM (Okay he said something else, but all the same!)
Then, just as casually, he slips a piece of folded paper on the plate and covers it, unkonwn to Wajid.
Smart ass.
OR, Wajid PURPOSELY dumbed himself so as to not hurt Haider's man ego?
Like I said, 'liked by everyone'.
He has his ways! 😉
And wah wah Wajid bhai. Wah wah. You finally found your tongue eh? Jee main nashta dene ke liye dher ho raha hoon, main jaaon? Haider lets him off *cue arm gesture*. Oh, but wait, Haider does it with both hands. As if saying Jaiye jaiye apne kisne roka? As if he was saying it. It fel like he did!! Hayyeee.
On to seven!
Humeira on her bed in her very pink bedroom, holding onto a throw pillow tightly. *Sniff sniff*
I should stop here, but this does not get to be a stand alone scene. Simply because.
Wajid opens door. What, he didn't knock? How badtameez. Comes in and walks towards Humeira. BABY, aap ke liye nashta!
Flirting, are we Wajid? And what does this bratty 'lil princess do? WHAT DOES SHE DO? She pushes the tray with all her might, causing -my now favourite- Wajid to stumble behind. And breakfast? All over the floor.
I don't want it. I don't want it. Leave. Leave.
Dafuq! Humeira! How can you even do that.Brat. More like, biatch.
Maybe she was upset that finally the day she has been waiting for most of her life came, wait. I shall enlighten you.
You see Humeira has only ever wished for one thing. To be loved. And for that love to be expressed to her. In whatever way. Be it by declaration. Or by actions of affection, or calling her using terms of endearment. Ayaan didn't do it. And Haider probably won't. And now, when the day has come, it is not Ayaan, or Haider, but Wajid who gets to call her BABY.
That's outright biased!Hee.
Wajid leaves. Poor guy tried to clean the mess up, but Princess won't let him. He's better off without this brat anyway. Besides, he never stood a chance, did he?Though at this point, I honestly think Siddiqui Sahab would prefer Wajid for Humeira, than say... a certain charming avenger.
AgreEEd.
Oops.
Number 8. Humeira lets out a cry of frustration and helplessness and then. And then she. And then she -WAIT FOR IT. And then she sees the folded paper. AND THEN SHE SEES THE FOLDED PAPER! Remember Mr Avenger, eh I mean Haider's little stunt not too long ago? Yes, it's a note. From Haider. To Humeira.
Humeira ji,
Ho sake toh mujhe maaf kardo.
Aapke upar yeh pehra mere wajai seh lagaya hai.
Main aapke udaan wapas dilana chahta.
Main chahta hoon ke aap ek bar phirse udoon.
Lekin ek aisi aasmaan seh, jo aapko pasand, na ho, na kiya.
Jahan aapka dum gudtha hai.
Mujhe bas aapki ek haan chahiye
Main aapko is duniya main bahot door le jaounga.
Pehla pyaar ke pehla...wait.
I meant to say.
Dusra pyaar ka pehla chitti
Saajan ne diya. Through a kabootar. Eh, through Wajid, the kabootar in disguise.
I so badly want to quote Humeira, but shall refrain from doing so, for she broke my kabootar's heart. Eh plate and glasses.
She will face the consequences love, do not worry.
*sexy resolute face*
So what did Humeira say to the death trap?
A big, loud, bloody HAAN! Seriously, it was bloody. Having no other way to get to Haider, for she is all locked up, she cuts her finger using a pair of scissors that was placed oh-so-conveniently on her dressing table. And with that very blood she writes on her door- HAAN! Okay it was in Hindi, but you get it.
This girl is OFFICIALLY crazy. What about cell phones?Cell phones, anyone?
AND, has Siddqui bolted her from the outside?
If yes, Haider Miyah, unbolt it smarty pants. -___-
Today Haider made you bleed your finger. That's just the beginning of lots more blood-shedding Humeira dear. your parents did after all bled him dry (figuratively speaking).
NINE!
Haider, who's waiting outside the door, calmly resting on the wall, sees the HAAN, and *cue evil Haider tune* Haider smiles devilishly.
Yes this is a stand alone scene, do you even need to ask why?
Nope.
10. Siddiqui Sahab asking Wajid dearest if darling Humeira ate at all, to which he answered, Jee, nahin. BABY ne gusse mein saara kaana phekh diya. Siddiqui sends him away and. AND. And see below.
See, even Siddqui has no qualms with Wajid calling her BABY.My man!
Eleven. AND enter Zoya. Did I say she's wearing dark purple. She wants to talk and Siddiqui Sahab said go ahead. Siddiqui Sahab, just coz she asked nicely you didn't have to feel oblige to say yes. But oh, well.
Aapne Humeira ko kamre mein bandh karke rakha hai?
Kya aapne isliye kiya hai kyunki woh Haider ko pasand karti?
Uhhh, dekhiye main janti hoon ke yeh, yeh nihayaate ek personal matter hai, aapka aur aapke beti ka, aur main koi nahin hoti iske beech mein bolne wali. Kyun ki main aapki kuch nahin lagti *cue music* (you dare ask which one)
Uh, par phir bhi, main aapse sirf itna kehna chahti hoon ke Haider ek bahot hi acha ladka hai
*cue suspense tune* Main usse janthi hoon!
Haider ne hi aapke beti ko phirse hasna sikhaya, muskurana sikhaya hai! Zindagi ko naye sadiye se jeena sikhaya hai.
Bomb pe bomb!
*devilish Razia laugh*
Way to go Zoya!
Siddiqui Sahab cannot stay mum any longer and blurts out-
Kyunki haqeeqat ko toh main apni zindagi ki nahin jhanti.
Siddiqui Sahab looks on ruefully.
Zoya continues.
Bahot saare sawaalen jo adhoore hai, lekin zindagi rukhti nahin hota, hai na?
Chalti rehti hai un sawaalon ke saath.
Maaf kijiyega, lekin aapne aur Mumani ne bahot si logon ki zindagi mein pareshaaniyan kadhi ki.
Zoya turns to leave but then went on to say,
Aur ek baat.
Uh.. Dekhiye main janti hoon, Humeira mujhe pasan nahin karti, aur mujhe ghalat samajhti hai.
Lekin *cue voice highlight* MAIN HAMESHA SE USSE APNE BEHEN MANTI AAYI.
Main sirf itna kehna chahta hoon, ke mujhe acha lagega agar woh mere nikah par aayegi.
Meri koi family nahin hai. Koi nahin hai jisse main apna keh sakoon
*cue music box tune*
Lekin haan! Mr Khan ke family se toh mujhe apno se bhadkar pyaar mila hai.
Lekin phir bhi, main yeh chahti hoon ke Humeira mere Nikah par zaroor aaye.
Mujhe nahin patha ki woh aayegi ya nahin, main sirf itna janti hoon, mujhe bahot acha lagta agar mere Nikah ki roz, mere behen jaisi Humeira ke haatheli par bhi mehndi ho toh.
And off she goes, leaving Siddiqui Sahab mending his broken heart.
Woohoo Zoya! That has got to be the longest monologue you've ever had!
Guys I'm going to have to leave Siddiqui Sahab's expression throughout this scene to your imagination! Surely you can do him justice!
Tick tick Twelve.
Siddiqui Sahab still mending aforementioned broken heart starts to walk away only to come in the way of Razia, Biwi No. 1.
Both give each other looks that can only be translated as "I've got no time for you". And both walk off, opposite directions.
GhaZia SCENE!!!!! Super fangurling mode on!
*droools*
Next. Wait what? Scene 12, that's it? THAT'S IT? Yep. That's it. Only Siddiqui Sahab and Razia can pull this off. No dialogue whatsoever. Screen presence, AH-MAY-ZING!
I KNOW, RIGHT?!So, next. The most unlikely duo to share the same screen space, just them. I'm so glad the precap or the advertisement precap didn't show it. I was happily surprised. And you would be too. Who are they?
Dadi, lying down, resting, eyes closed, and then she slowly opens her eyes. Someone was massaging her foot.
Tanveer.
Looking every bit like a Begum Sahiba!
Oh she was looking pretty.
Very much, young and stylish Sautan, I may add.
I wonder how old the little kitten in the belly is?
It sure is very slim! 😎
Dadi knowing well enough what Tannu wants from, her allows her to massage her foot, "Tumhara itna dil hai, toh hum tumhe nahin rokhenge" she plays along Billo Rani's game.
Tannu all sugary sweet with dripping honey tries to get information on the whereabouts of the Nikaah. But Dadi was busy enjoying her free foot massage, to give her what she wants.
Finally, having told Tannu she knows very well what Tannu is up to, she had this to say-
Thodi mehnat aur karlo.
Jis school mein tumhe abhi abhi padayi shuru ki hai,
Hum uski principal ho chuke.
Aur ab, retire bhi ho chuke.
And she sends Tanveer off.
This is quite a long scene too, cut short for obvious reasons. But Dadi, way to go!!!
Fourteen.
Haider, with a gift box wrapped in red (hopefully properly) came into Asad's room asking about Mr Dulhe Sahab's Nikaah prep. And Asad then drops a bomb on all us Haider fans. Haider, are you sure aap Nikah par nahin aapaoge?
Zoya and Haider planned a lot of things and Zoya ka bahot maan kar raha tha.
But Haider very very sadly did not, rather could not budge from his decision, but he did say
But I'm sure, Allah ne koi na koi raasta toh dikhayega.
Mwah! Allah par pura yakEen hai hume! Woh aayega. Woh zaroor aayega. Mera beta, eh I mean mera hero aayega. With Humeira even! Or without?
Then Asad went on to ask about Humeira, offering his help to Haider if needed. Haider rejects saying this is between Siddiqui Sahab and Humeira.
Asad went al ANGRY MODE- Siddiqui Sahab can't seem to stand other people's happiness, or good times. To which Haider had this to say (or mutter, really)-
Angry Asad! OH YEAH!
Aur yeh baat mujhse behtar kaun janta hai *all avenging mode*
He quickly changed topic and gifted Asad the red wrapper box. A gift for his Chutki. To be only given at the nikah, and not anytime before!
Asad thanked Honewale Saale Sahab. Haider seems to love his new name.
Awesome bromance this is. First time ever, Asad offers the high-five turn upper hand shake (you know what I mean). Cosying up eh!
☺️
Fifteen.
Another unlikely pairing but we were forewarned by yesterday's precap.
Tannu offering Nuzzhat a hand in friendship. And a box of kangan. Woh kya haina, nobody likes her. So she so badly needs a friend. Hum badal chuke hai. She pulls some more schemes to get the Nikaah venue. Our choti Nuzzhat whispered it in her ears, before which she made Tannu promise to not tell her Bhaijaan, or anyone else for that matter, that she gave the info.
Sixteen.
Night time. Zoya in red, putting on mehndi, Important ladies and some, all around her singing- Na na karte pyaar tumhi se kar baite!
Enters Nuzzhat who goes to tell them the exchange she had with Tannu, giving a shock to all of them and some dirty angry looks given by Zoya, for telling Tannu the top secret!
And our chulbulli Nuzzhat was only pulling their legs. And apparently Tannu's too. She gave her the wrong location. Tannu khush and Nuzzhat got kangan for free.
Zoya's rubbing off on her! Did you see, she was so smug and super impressed?!
17. Siddiqui Sahab walking but hears sound of laughter, turns to see Zoya and co having a great time. *cue Abbu music* He watches Zoya applying mehndi, looking oh-so-pretty in red. Even Najma in red. Okay that's besides the point. He thinks back to what Zoya said earlier about Humeira putting mehndi too. It so happen some girls were carrying a tray of mehndi, he asked for it.
@bold - Yes! Yes! Yes!And number 18.
Humeira sleeping (rather soundly if I may add) and Siddiqui Sahab comes in with the mehndi tray. He looks sadly at Humeira and then applied mehndi on her palm, which was conveniently ready for him.
*cue Abbu tune*
Behen ki Nikaah par, haatheli sunni nahin hona chahiye.
Yeh mehndi, tumhari behen ki taraf se hai, Zoya ki taraf se.
And they freezes the screen with a sleeping Humeira, a happily giggling Zoya and their forlorn father.
Precap. Humeira and Haider and their escape plan?
And Zoya wonders how Siddiqui Sahab knows the colour of her shaadi ka jodha. RED, if you haven't guessed it already.
Oh my goodness gracious me. This is even longer than yesterday!! And admittedly, this time, written with the video on repeat, scene per scene.
Your posts make my fangurl self all hyperactive and crazy.I don't know if you managed to real through my stupid one liners, but I sure did enjoyed it! A LOT.I'm so so so 😳
I apologise for posting this late. It took me forever to get the dialogues right, especially Wajid's. Eh.
Great job done nigga!
Hee.
Thanks for reading!
FaRz⭐️
P.S. No offence meant, but I tend to go all Black and nigga while fangurling.
I hope you didn't mind! 😳
AMAZING POST FaRz! 😃 
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