Qubool hai sadie ishtyle B)

So i was thinking that now since its kinda confirmed doom is just a few hours behind why not have some fun rather than ranting n raving to walls since gul is never bothered by our rants she'll do what she wants to do! the slap of low TRPs will serve her right 🤔

So if gul really is planning to go ahead with zoyaan nikaah I want bheege hoth tere as the BGM for their suhaagraat ☺️

Now before ya'll start throwing jootas at me atleast here my justification because unlike gul I justify my actions 🤔

If the couple is not sexy, atleast the BGM should be sexy so when Ayaan removes his shirt to reveal glorious hairy sixpackless chest we will be too busy jamming to the cold shower worthy BGM rather than staring at that hot piece of... *ahem* garbage (Ayaan fans - shoo run away) 😆

Meanwhile Asad will be dragging his drunk ass from bar to bar with an empty bottle of whisky in his hand singing "yeh duniya yeh mehfil mere kaam ki nahi" 🥺

Then my two friends shreya n ranjini have so graciously offered to have a heart to heart with him and give him some company. So that he doesn't feel left out while zoyaan are having a gala time

Ab hum toh Tanveer ki fitrat jante hi hai she cant tolerate anyone's happiness n she will try to ruin Zoyaan's SR but hum toh Zoya ki fitrat jante use Tanveer ki meow meow sahi nahi jati so she will shut her out of the house in the rain.

I'll be zoya's makeup artist n ill tell her smoky eye makeup doesn't go well with a green n yellow lehenga golden choker n pink lipstick 🤢

Now we all know Shireen, regardless of who her daughter-in-law she would want grandkids then gul will take a leap of ONE YEAR and the next thing we see is Zoyaan's 100 kids running around in the pagalkhana (how you ask? Go read mahabharat again u fools) thus giving the SM the real pagalkhana's look with the kids reciting their nonsensical shayaris 🤪

Meanwhile I'm sure the two apsaras with Asad Maneka and Urvashi will still be giving Asad the company he needs so im sure he is being taken care of. 😳

Nikhat will be married to Farhan and she'll finally flee the madhouse (compensation for her since she's the only sane person in QH) 😃

Najma will marry Imraan and raise tanveer's kid who will be a mixed breed of a cat and a human but surprisingly the kid is born with a missing spine (akhir papa pe gaya hai) the baby also speaks a new language which in the future will become a notified dialect, it'll be a mixture of hindi n meow

Rashid will still be pining for Dilshad and he'll be like gharwali ya baharwali, main khiladi tu anadi 😎

Humaira's already punctured heart will be broken completely 🥺

GaZia will go on a honeymoon to the greek islands ☺️ (hey its not gul's story its mine and I want them to romance)

And then all's well that end's well 😆

Gul should really make me the script writer Qubool hai will rock because right now it's all rocks and tamatars 🤣

Love,

Sadie! 😆