How to embarrass yourself in front of your crush! - Page 66

Originally posted by: mochhug

Trust me I've had a more awkward situation. Not crush related. But indeed boy related.

So I went on this pub crawl with my friend and roommate in March for St. Paddy's, in my first year of uni. hahah great time, ST. PADDYs the one day they are all pissed drunk! hahah cant wait to hear this! 😆

We went to the first pub, and I met this guy. He was average, but he seemed nice. After about 10 minutes, he started getting bored, cause I wouldn't put out. (And by put out I mean kissing, hell at the point I hadn't even had my first kiss; another story for another time 😆). GOOD! Im glad you didn't put out! hahaha omg i wanna hear that story! DO TELL

Sooo seeing me as a lost cause , he turned to my friend.hahahah yo i feel you. story of my life. some guys see that we wont put out/make out so easily so they leave for the friend HAHAHAH omg i totally know what ur talking about. And started flirting with her. I honestly didn't care. right?! some guys think that we'll actually care if they leave for the friend when we didn't want them in the first place 😉And gestured her that. So they hung out the rest of the night. I had other friends and then danced with another guy at the last place, so it was all good. No hard feelings at all.

Anyhooo we go home.. and guess who tags along. YUP. The first guy. Who's last name was Bird 🤣 BAHAHAHAHAH wow what a name 😆

And my friend was ok with one night stands and what not, so she invited him up to our room. Now usually this wouldn't be an issue, right? Each person has their space.

Think again. Our dorm was ONE big room, with a bed and desk on each side. NO PRIVACY. So I basically had to sleep, while they were canoodling on her bed. ROFL ROFL ROFL! DYING.🤣

THANKFULLY they didn't, you know. BUT that didn't stop them from making out and getting really into it. AWWW!! omg have you ever walked into two people doing it? I did... <.< ... but thats another story! 😆

Suffice to say, I couldn't get a wink of sleep that night. 🥱

Originally posted by: astonm

OMG MADDI! That's so funny but embarrassing . Poor you! Wait, did Farhan have extra large condoms? ;) ummm... yeah...☺️ so you can just imagine my face when i had to walk there to receive them 😳😕. HAHAHAHAHA. He sounds hot...get on that girly! hahaha im over him now 😛 i get over guys SUPER QUICK aka the day after that incident. 😆 because all these thoughts went in my head like WHY DOES HE HAVE CONDOMS in the first place?! was he having sex with other people!? (not that i should care... but u know how we girls get 😆). so yeah. i assumed he was sleeping around and i just got over him POOF. a one second ordeal 😆

Originally posted by: LoranMaddiLee

AWWW!! omg have you ever walked into two people doing it? I did... <.< ... but thats another story! 😆

Originally posted by: mochhug

Funny you should ask.

So we went to Whistler for my birthday, same year (first year uni) but in the summer. And I was looking forward to a trip of skiing (well learning to skii 😆), hot tubs, chilling and eating good food. The place we stayed at WAS AMAZING. We had two houses to ourselves. One for the guys, one for the girls. And the guys were all friends and brothers of my friend's boyfriend (Sonal, my friend, Jessie, her boyfriend).

So my roommate (the one from the previous story, yup, one and the same) had a crush on one of Jessie's friends, Moon. (Yes, thats his real name.)

And like I said, she has no issues with one night stands. SO she was basically trying to get into his pants all weekend long.

So the second night we were there, everyone was chilling and we're barbecuing. I had a room to myself (didn't have to share with her again, so I was happy, and she wasn't my roommate at this point, we were in neighboring houses back in school).

Anyhow, one of the other guys, turned out to be a bit of a cookoo head 😆 and decided that he wanted my friend, who's name is Tulsi btw. So he wants Tulsi, and Tulsi wants Moon. (You see why I can't tell this story with a straight face.) And this guy is pretty rowdy and hates not getting his way (no idea why Jessie hung out with people like this, he's not like that AT ALL).

And because Whistler is in the mountains, they all were afraid of bears. SO they brought bear mace with them. This guy threatened Moon with bear mace, and by accident (or so he said) sprayed both Moon and Tulsi with it.

I was chilling in my room at this point, so I was oblivious to it all until I heard Tulsi scream. I open my room door and I see almost naked Moon and half naked Tulsi standing near the bathroom, trying to get the itchy feeling from the mace off. And mace is strong, so I was coughing. I had to get out so I went outside the house.

An hour later, everyone knew about it and we were chilling in the living room of the girls house. I was tired, since it was like 2 am. So I went to my room. And keep in mind that this was the only unaffected room by the mace.

So I open the door, and low and behold I see two silhouettes on MY BED. At first I was confused, so I was like staring, squinting to try to identify who it was, or WHAT it was. And then 5 LONG seconds later, TULSI screams, "Monica!" And I was mortified. YUP. TULSI AND MOON GETTING IT ON, ON MY BED.

I ended up sleeping, sitting up right, on an arm chair, in the living room. sigh.

Originally posted by: LoranMaddiLee

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHA OMG ROFL ROFL ROFL 🤣

awww you poor thing!!!!! 🤗 hahah that story was really funny! lmao Tulsi and Moon hahah i can see why u cant keep a straight face 😆

Originally posted by: mochhug

SAME! I pretend I didn't see them. Sigh. Forever alone 😆

Originally posted by: ..Diya..

😆 this happens wid me lot of times and i used to make him embarace by my angry expressions and in my case they look at the floor🤣

Originally posted by: mochhug

Funny you should ask.

So we went to Whistler for my birthday, same year (first year uni) but in the summer. And I was looking forward to a trip of skiing (well learning to skii😆), hot tubs, chilling and eating good food. The place we stayed at WAS AMAZING. We had two houses to ourselves. One for the guys, one for the girls. And the guys were all friends and brothers of my friend's boyfriend (Sonal, my friend, Jessie, her boyfriend).

So my roommate (the one from the previous story, yup, one and the same) had a crush on one of Jessie's friends, Moon. (Yes, thats his real name.)

And like I said, she has no issues with one night stands. SO she was basically trying to get into his pants all weekend long.

So the second night we were there, everyone was chilling and we're barbecuing. I had a room to myself (didn't have to share with her again, so I was happy, and she wasn't my roommate at this point, we were in neighboring houses back in school).

Anyhow, one of the other guys, turned out to be a bit of a cookoo head😆and decided that he wanted my friend, who's name is Tulsi btw. So he wants Tulsi, and Tulsi wants Moon. (You see why I can't tell this story with a straight face.) And this guy is pretty rowdy and hates not getting his way (no idea why Jessie hung out with people like this, he's not like that AT ALL).

And because Whistler is in the mountains, they all were afraid of bears. SO they brought bear mace with them. This guy threatened Moon with bear mace, and by accident (or so he said) sprayed both Moon and Tulsi with it.

I was chilling in my room at this point, so I was oblivious to it all until I heard Tulsi scream. I open my room door and I see almost naked Moon and half naked Tulsi standing near the bathroom, trying to get the itchy feeling from the mace off. And mace is strong, so I was coughing. I had to get out so I went outside the house.

An hour later, everyone knew about it and we were chilling in the living room of the girls house. I was tired, since it was like 2 am. So I went to my room. And keep in mind that this was the only unaffected room by the mace.

So I open the door, and low and behold I see two silhouettes on MY BED. At first I was confused, so I was like staring, squinting to try to identify who it was, or WHAT it was. And then 5 LONG seconds later, TULSI screams, "Monica!" And I was mortified.YUP. TULSI AND MOON GETTING IT ON, ON MY BED.

I ended up sleeping, sitting up right, on an arm chair, in the living room. sigh.

Originally posted by: MrMrsAsyaKhan

@astonm

AWWW! Tanksss feel much better!

I would totally trip him over but no hard feelings. I'm sooo OVER him.

5'9 OMG, i'm well jelsss! That's the same height as my sexxy model bestie! You hottieesss! Eeeksss! I'll live with ittt. LOL!

Hahahahha! I understand it's easier for us to find guys but they prefer your perfect long legsss! Sighs. I wouldn't wanna steal other peep's crushes anyways so it's all coool!

Oooh! I know I love them films as well. I still need to watch Magic Mike but the trailer was just shskskkdjfjfkfjjffjkf! He strips ahhh! Dead.