How to embarrass yourself in front of your crush! - Page 65

Originally posted by: MrMrsAsyaKhan

First of all one minute silence for my failed attempts at quoting from my phone. Sighs.
Wedding planner was so cuteee, they did have awesome chemistry. I was literally dying at the mini seperation. Loool!

Princess diaries was like the best thing ever! I'm still praying there's another part. I loved the journey, it was hilarious and glad I lived through it. Yeah she rocked it, made me laugh so much! Ahhh. Sighs. I wanna be princess Monica

Hey, have you watched A walk to remember? It's sad but it's sooo beautiful. Abss adored the movie. He wasn't great looking but I fell in love with him.

Originally posted by: mochhug

Me too! I wanna be Princess of Genovia.

OMG YES! Such a sad but BEAUTIFUL movie. Have you read the book? It's even more beautiful.

Have you seen the Last Song? And Dear John? They're all based on books by the same author as a walk to remember.

Dear John was the reason I fell in love with Channing Tatum. Hayee

Same here. Ahhh wells, we can be the princesses of our own kingdoms; our homes. Yah yah! Loool!

Omg, no I didn't even know the book existed. I just watched the movie and cried buckets. I've not seen the last song but Dear John was tooo beautiful for words. I wanna watch the Last Song. Channing Tatum is just perfection personified. I was just watching The Vow and wondering, if I was to wake up and he was to tell my he was my husband. I wouldn't dare question it hahahaha!

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/qubool-hai/3682686/karan-singh-grovers-baby-pictures

haha that really must be embarassing!🤣

Originally posted by: LoranMaddiLee

Umm... Do you have XL condoms???

This happened last semester. As you guys already know, I'm an RA at the dorms and I shared a great relationship with my residents. My residents usually came to me to talk about anything or ask for anything, regardless of the time of the day -_- (unfortunately/fortunately so).

Just an fyi, Thursday nights are usually party/clubbing nights at my college. And that particular Thursday, all I wanted to do was SLEEP because the week was very tiresome . The weather was also very HOT, so I went to sleep at like 11 pm with shorts and tank top on (thank god, I shaved😆). I was under the impression that everyone already went clubbing and no one was gonna bother me. I can finally just SLEEP peacefully. yeah, so that didn't happen.

Loud banging against my door woke me up at 2:17 am. I was so shaken up by the loud thuds against my door that I didn't even realize how I looked (probably a good mess), I sprinted to the door (thinking its a life/death situation), and there stood my 6'2 resident. He legit stared at me up and down (again, THANK GOD I SHAVED), and asked, "Do you have a condom?" 🤔

Another background info about me... I LOVE MY SLEEP. ONLY WAKE ME UP if you think MY life is in danger; if not, idgaf! So I'm cranky as hell, because he woke me up for a goddam condom (which is good, kids... SAFE SEX , OR NO SEX... is what I say). So i beam my laser death glare at him and YELL AT HIM for waking me up for a piece of condom... and then i take a deep breath cuz i know he wasn't gonna leave without a condom and i call my friend Derek (who usually has condoms in his building lounge).

ANOTHER BACKGROUND INFO. Derek's best friend/ roommate is Farhan (who is DROP DEAD GORG. I'M TAKING DESI MAN WHO LOOKS NOTHING LIKE A DESI. He has gray eyes, kissable rosey lips, this man is greek god in disguise). It's safe to say, I HAD A MAJOR CRUSH ON HIM. ☺️

So, here is how the convo went, I kid you not, I cannot make this up.

Maddi: Hey! Ummm... do you have condoms?

Derek: [[Silence...] SIMULTANEOUSLY, John (the 6'2 resident) whispers, "XL Condoms"

and I shoot him the urf**kingwithmeright? look.

Maddi: XL Condoms, do you have them?

Derek: Wait, Maddi?

Maddi: yeah... do you have them or not? ( I really just wanted to go back to sleep)

Derek [LAUGHS] and says: I don... hold up. Hey FARHAN, Do you have XL Condoms? Maddi REALLY NEEDS them, NOW!!!

😵 OH. THE HORROR!

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Originally posted by: mochhug

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OMG I can't even. Can't. Type.

You poor thing! OMG I feel for you. Who knew being an RA could still garner you SO many embarrassing college moments 😆

Originally posted by: LoranMaddiLee

UGH. WHAT. IS. MY. LIFE. 😵

The things I miss when I don't log in for one day! You ladies are hilarious! I was dying while reading through the posts!

Originally posted by: MrMrsAsyaKhan

@ -KSGsmitten- GIRL, hugs for you. I was dying reading that, cannot even imagine what you must've gone through. Although girls and pads are normal things, it's totally embarassing when a guy sees you with it. You never had to see him again, see nothing to worry about. It has happened to all of us, my one I wouldn't like to discuss though.


Kay, I just remembered this story. It was a few years ago when I was in college, I came to uni for this project/course thing where loads of peeps from different colleges come together, like a conference except it went on for like 6months to a year. So we got put into groups, there were 2 groups working in one room but seperately. So there was this really good looking guy who my eyes couldn't stop looking at, no eye sex I assure you, just the types of looks that says: me and you are perfect, let's flirt till we go blind. So yeah, God knows if he was flirting but I did my best to act flirty from afar in my red hot flustered state. Damn hot guys make go weak on my knees. Anyhooo, we had to prepare a presentation which took us 3 days and then on the last day we'd present it to 3-4 other groups. So yeah, we continued this eye to eye for 3 days. He laughs, I blush... I laugh, he grins... Everything was so perfect, so dreamy.

So presentation day, I'm wearing heels and dressed in a HOT white dress strutting my stuff. I walk into the room looking and walking like a model (I looked like a model in my head okaaay, I aint big headed... No harm admiring yourself once in a while) so yeah. My group's turn to do the presentation, I go up there like i own the world.. I stare back at the groups, there's him smiling at me... Me turns on spazzz modee, I start grinning like an idiot. So everyone does their bit, and then comes my 2 minutes of fame, I look at him for assurance... He's listening eagerly and i start stuttering, my words come out as a whisper. I cough and then start screaming my lines like whacko. I move backwards to point at something on the board and BAM I trip on my heels and nearly drop the 3 people standing beside me. I recover from my embarassment and go to sit down. He smiles at me before going up with his group. I watch him in awe before it's all over. The results would be given at the end of the day in the last get together. We are told to leave with our ambassadors, he walks past me with his friend as he looks at me from the corner of eyes and says; 'University is not a catwalk' and laughs before adding 'we are so gonna win this'

ME: HUH? Is my life a joke? Ground please swallow me right now. Pinches herself to see if it's a dream. Ouch. Cries. Goes home and sulks. Eats ice cream and watches chick flicks. Channing Tatum is HOT! *sniffs*

Aw Mojo! FYI, they said university is not a catwalk which means you looked hot enough to walk the catwalk ;) WOOOT! Sexy Lady <3 what a jerk though, I'd so put my foot out so he'd trip over the heel mwahahaha. Heels make an excellent weapon btw, the heel itself where the sun doesn't shine is perfect for thwarting creeps :)

And presentations are blah. I look at the wall behind everyone :) and practice in front of my mirror but then I get distracted and start threading or plucking my eyebrows to perfection ahaha.

OMG! Channing Tatum! Asdfhkllsgsjslabddjls. <3

Originally posted by: Riyaa_

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!

Like heels are supposed to be for the shorties, yet tall people took it from us & look so much better

Sighh, then again, who said life was fair🤔

Me & chick flicks have this unique love-hate relationship thing going on. OH & bollywood movies too. Like Kuch Kuch Hota Hai types? Show me one of those and I'll be in this little dream world for days & days😃

HAHAHAH the fan dance🤣

Kudos to the guy for sticking with her after THAT mess😆

Hey! Don't hate on tall people! We feel really insecure when we wear heels because we tower over everyone. I am 5'9 and when I wear heels I feel like I am the Eiffel Tower. LIKE WHY ARE GUYS SO SHORT! So technically being short gives you an advantage, you have a wider selection of guys to choose from! And tall girls have to wear flats sometimes and not wear the sexy heels they have :(

It seems like I am the spokesperson for tall girls :)

Originally posted by: MrMrsAsyaKhan

Same here. Ahhh wells, we can be the princesses of our own kingdoms; our homes. Yah yah! Loool!

Omg, no I didn't even know the book existed. I just watched the movie and cried buckets. I've not seen the last song but Dear John was tooo beautiful for words. I wanna watch the Last Song. Channing Tatum is just perfection personified. I was just watching The Vow and wondering, if I was to wake up and he was to tell my he was my husband. I wouldn't dare question it hahahaha!

AHHH. We are talking about my favourite movies! I've watched all of the above! I love love A Walk to Remember! And you guys, Channing Tatum in 21 Jump Street and Magic Mike 😳

Originally posted by: LoranMaddiLee

<font color="#9933ff">Umm... Do you have XL condoms???</font>

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<font color="#9933ff">This happened last semester. As you guys already know, I'm an RA at the dorms and I shared a great relationship with my residents. My residents usually came to me to talk about anything or ask for anything, regardless of the time of the day -_- (unfortunately/fortunately so).</font>

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<font color="#9933ff">Just an fyi, Thursday nights are usually party/clubbing nights at my college. And that particular Thursday, all I wanted to do was SLEEP because the week was very tiresome . The weather was also very HOT, so I went to sleep at like 11 pm with shorts and tank top on (thank god, I shaved😆). I was under the impression that everyone already went clubbing and no one was gonna bother me. I can finally just SLEEP peacefully. yeah, so that didn't happen.</font>

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<font color="#9933ff">Loud banging against my door woke me up at 2:17 am. I was so shaken up by the loud thuds against my door that I didn't even realize how I looked (probably a good mess), I sprinted to the door (thinking its a life/death situation), and there stood my 6'2 resident. He legit stared at me up and down (again, THANK GOD I SHAVED), and asked, "Do you have a condom?"🤔</font>

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<font color="#9933ff">Another background info about me... I LOVE MY SLEEP. ONLY WAKE ME UP if you think MY life is in danger; if not, idgaf! So I'm cranky as hell, because he woke me up for a goddam condom (which is good, kids... SAFE SEX , OR NO SEX... is what I say). So i beam my laser death glare at him and YELL AT HIM for waking me up for a piece of condom... and then i take a deep breath cuz i know he wasn't gonna leave without a condom and i call my friend Derek (who usually has condoms in his building lounge).</font>

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<font color="#9933ff">ANOTHER BACKGROUND INFO. Derek's best friend/ roommate is Farhan (who is DROP DEAD GORG. I'M TAKING DESI MAN WHO LOOKS NOTHING LIKE A DESI. He has gray eyes, kissable rosey lips, this man is greek god in disguise). It's safe to say, I HAD A MAJOR CRUSH ON HIM.☺️</font>

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<font color="#9933ff">So, here is how the convo went, I kid you not, I cannot make this up.</font>

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<font color="#9933ff">Maddi: Hey! Ummm... do you have condoms?</font>

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<font color="#9933ff">Derek: [[Silence...] SIMULTANEOUSLY, John (the 6'2 resident) whispers, "XL Condoms"</font>

<font color="#9933ff">and I shoot him the urf**kingwithmeright? look.</font>

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<font color="#9933ff">Maddi: XL Condoms, do you have them?</font>

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<font color="#9933ff">Derek: Wait, Maddi?</font>

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<font color="#9933ff">Maddi: yeah... do you have them or not? ( I really just wanted to go back to sleep)</font>

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<font color="#9933ff">Derek [LAUGHS] and says: I don... hold up. Hey FARHAN, Do you have XL Condoms? Maddi REALLY NEEDS them, NOW!!!</font>

<font color="#9900ff">😵OH. THE HORROR!</font>

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OMG MADDI! That's so funny but embarrassing . Poor you! Wait, did Farhan have extra large condoms? ;) HAHAHAHAHA. He sounds hot...get on that girly!

Originally posted by: mochhug

Trust me I've had a more awkward situation. Not crush related. But indeed boy related.

So I went on this pub crawl with my friend and roommate in March for St. Paddy's, in my first year of uni.

We went to the first pub, and I met this guy. He was average, but he seemed nice. After about 10 minutes, he started getting bored, cause I wouldn't put out. (And by put out I mean kissing, hell at the point I hadn't even had my first kiss; another story for another time😆).

Sooo seeing me as a lost cause, he turned to my friend. And started flirting with her. I honestly didn't care. And gestured her that. So they hung out the rest of the night. I had other friends and then danced with another guy at the last place, so it was all good. No hard feelings at all.

Anyhooo we go home.. and guess who tags along. YUP. The first guy. Who's last name was Bird🤣

And my friend was ok with one night stands and what not, so she invited him up to our room. Now usually this wouldn't be an issue, right? Each person has their space.

Think again. Our dorm was ONE big room, with a bed and desk on each side. NO PRIVACY. So I basically had to sleep, while they were canoodling on her bed.

THANKFULLY they didn't, you know. BUT that didn't stop them from making out and getting really into it.

Suffice to say, I couldn't get a wink of sleep that night. 🥱

Aw, Monica! YOU POOR THING! That must have been so uncomfortable. How did you ever look them in the eye?!

Originally posted by: astonm

Aw, Monica! YOU POOR THING! That must have been so uncomfortable. How did you ever look them in the eye?!